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A brand new white guy
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Im black and hate it. Im discusted how so many ni ggers out there bring down the black community so I have decided to become white. Any suggestions on how to achieve this?
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Comments (18)
sarasso (9042)
2007-06-27 14:45:48
why do you hate being black? you shouldnt let other stupid ppl make you feel inferrior. white ppl are no better than black ppl. im a white girl! i dont care what color anyone is. if you are cool and have a good personality, thats all that matters.
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Barnum (8435)
2007-06-27 15:02:30
oh shit, he's pulling a Michael Jackson!!
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KingSmithee (9059)
2007-06-27 15:06:36
not my problem and i dont care
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gizzie56 (8681)
2007-06-27 19:54:14
Your black be proud of it and be a productive member of society,dont worry about what other people are doing with there lives,rise above there level and make a good example for your race.
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WalkerTexasRanger (9071)
2007-06-27 20:36:10
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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gizzie56 (8681)
2007-06-27 20:42:27
@: WalkerTexasRanger
Jesus why dont you take a break and go wank off to your picture of chuck norris.
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Animal777 (9618)
2007-07-31 15:50:27
Just be black, its just a color, Fuck it.
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browneyed (9710)
2007-08-01 11:06:01
i think u should be proud dat u r black and even if u change ur color u will always be black on the inside.. im a white girl and i love black people the r kind n have a good heart.. and thoes who hate black r losers n just dont really know them
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coolcat101 (9708)
2007-08-02 00:26:17
go pour bleache on ya self den u should be really white fa real fa real...
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chiefandy (5927)
2007-08-07 04:05:36
if youre going to change go browner and become native american. native americans excape taxes,run casinos,smoke pot legally,and can kill our bald eagal for fun. its obviously better than white cuz then you pay more taxes and have to work hard.
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beefjerkybandit (3692)
2007-12-29 18:04:34
I'm sorry your black its just one of those things that happen
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paxhong (13289)
2008-02-04 00:07:42
Why don't you try to make a difference, be an example and stop hating yourself.
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MisterGee81 (16946)
2008-10-15 14:30:21
Get a job and keep it,Stop eating chicken,Get a conk and ask MJ for some tips
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MisterGee81 (16946)
2008-10-15 14:31:20
@: sarasso
stupid white girls
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SUCKIT (11369)
2008-10-15 17:49:11
@: sarasso
she ante my babies daddy
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esreverlogic (9945)
2008-10-20 17:51:14
Pull a Michal Jackson, exept keep a little tan, cuz that bro Jackson is nasty and being that white makes you molest children.

Pzx.
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promises (17158)
2008-10-24 18:29:45
be proud to be black yes there are a number of black people who do wrong in the world but there are a number of white and asian people who do wrong aswell.You shouldn't be something your not.God made us this way for a reason.
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Solimorphic (20553)
2009-03-29 08:22:22
If you are black and want to be white just become an outspoken conservative! You will also be noticed quickly and maybe even make MONEY at it. There only about 3 out there. You will be #4!
Remember you will always have black skin which is fine - blacks are generally accepted now.
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