A pill
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Anyone know where I can get a pill that makes my cum taste like chocolate?

Do you think it's normal?

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slackjawedyokel (6678)

2007-08-22 20:50:28

no pill like that.But take a sliver of chocolate and stick it in your weiner hole and while you are whacking it will melt and then when you cum------PRESTO!

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brothershamass (380)

2007-08-23 04:34:41

I assume this is something to do with your girlfreind or efforts to get one with the lure of chocolate spunk.

Well to be frank I don't believe you have a girlfriend as you sound like a bit of a loser. If I'm wrong which I doubt, then some bizzar hypnotic experriment would be in order.

If you think you can tell a girl that you have chocolate tasting spunk and she'll jump into bed with you, then I'm afraid your sadly mistaken.

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CrunchieLice (10097)

2007-08-23 06:00:24

LOL. pineapple juice makes the man cum good. no cum tastes like chocolate.. thats just silly..

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beatles_steffi (9285)

2007-09-25 12:13:26

stay away from candy, soda, fast food, fish, and red meat. eat pineapples

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draven (12810)

2008-01-15 05:38:48

Go to sexy-shop and ask them for it!
They got the pill.

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gunstarbob (15685)

2008-08-11 17:06:53

Willy wonka can do just about anything.

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A pill 6 Comments

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