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Al Gore For Prez
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Who remebers the "I creatd the internet, " by this bumbling idiot. He is a toatl goof just like his theory of global warming.

He is about to jumo into the Democrats race. Watch him folks he's NUTS!!!
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Gore is a sad man at the end of his road, and to think he almost one the election. He is campaining behind this global warming even though its still just a theory for his own political use. He is a loser and the south park episode with him was dead on, I actually liked the al gore that was hunting man bear wolf (or whatever the hell it was) better.
Climate change is a real thing, and it will become more and more evident with time. Hopefully I'll be around to say "I told you so" when a hurricane wipes you out down in Florida, or wherever you live.
@: Fred
Buddy I am as about as far away from Florida as you can get. And, global warming is a myth created by the Dumbacrats to try and swing votes their way. The earth has not warmed up at all. and the biggest thing you may see is a change in the direction the weather travels. Do a little research
@: Fred
Climate changes have been happening since before man walked the earth you idiot. I dont believe Global Warming is true and It figures you do. I have lived in florida for 24 years and never saw one hurricane, believe that? Hopefully you will be around and you can find me to say "I told you so" then I can take your teeth out of your mouth for beind such a liberal coward. Have a nice life pussy.
gore will run and win in nov 2008.he already won in 2000 by more than 1/2 million votes and people are ready for an intelligent person to be president.Gore went to Nam so he also knows about war---unlike our current draft dodging president who fought the Vietnam war from Texas.
I have been to war too, I saw much more combat then gore ever even heard in the distance, when are you going to understand he didnt fight? When are you going to understand that? Gore has never fired a shot in combat. Gore will not even make it to the election, clinton (a women) and Obama (a black man) have a better shot then him.
You really don't support that pshcopath. I mean we just got rid of one do nothing prez in Clinton is that what we need again?
One that can sit around and shove cigars up girls and not do a damn thing when Our people are gtting killed. Ltes just be glad Gore was not in office when (?11 happened. He would still to this day be wondering where New York is!
You are dead on, slackjaw is a liberal democrat and doesnt understand war or the angry world. He thinks any democrat is the answer even when they are using their own troops for their own political stratagie. What have the democrats done since they took over? Put out a impossible bill for war? Thats about it and I dont think it helped our country out to much.
If you'll notice, I was talking to Chris who, indeed, is from Florida.
@: Fred
Dont waste your finger strenth fred I dont give a fuck what you got to say, you are a pussy.
@: Fred
Welll i was generalizing and again I am about as far away from Florida as you can be. I can tell you this if that Retard Gore Gets in office we will have numerous9-11s all over this country. And people better be glad they have the right to bare arms because he willl push this country into another Civil War!
And I will be sayong I told you so.

The only honest viable candidate to date is Mitt Rmoney!
The earth is warming up and that is a fact. Why it is warming is another issue. I think that slowing or stopping the CO2 emissions is a good choice either way. And if Al-G became president - that does not mean that he could change anything.
He's a good man! are you kidding me! He actually should of won the election in 2000. I think he was smarter than Bush. He lost Florida by only 576 votes. The ballots were corrupt (something wrong with them) so the people who voted got ripped off because the people counting the corrupted ballots got thrown out. So who knows, maybe Gore coulda been prez. I think its bullshit that we use the elctoral college. I believe the winner should be determined by popular vote. Whoever thought has the most wins. Whats the point of even having a popular vote then, ya know!
You need to listen to Rush, he brought up a great point today when I was listening about Global Warming, he asked why is the weather right now the exact natural state of the world? Why do people think that if anything changes from this point on is it automatically global warming. Of course its so easy for people to blame polution on everything, he then explained the amount of Co2 we put up in the sky and how it may seem like a high number it really isnt compaired to the amount of Co2 that is naturaly there. AL Gore should have his balls cut off for that movie he put out with his name on it about this shit. The earth is constantly changing from hot to cold and history will tell you that, it just happens that we are living thru an extreme change that would have been ignored 100 or 200 years ago. Global warming is a lie that is harbored by liberals for their own political gain. Atleast listen to Rush one day when hes on and he will cover some global warming and i promise you jojo it will change your mind atleast from the extreme left you seem to be on with these kind of subjects.
What you and others fail to realize is just because in your life time the changes have been quick doesnt mean its our fault, back in the day people didnt have all these high speed cameras from space that showed the caps were melting, for all we know they were melting before jesus was born. No one worried about climate change.

I listen to him quite a bit and the subject comes up alot and like he was saying yesterday its been proven that our co2 out put makes barley any effect so dont say we are making a difference that is noticable. I dont understand how everyone can look around and say "yeah we are polluting the air" and with no eveidence to support them automatically blame us for the climate change. I just see this has another reason for environmentalist and actors who have great lives and have nothing better to do then complain to bitch about.

Think about it, how long has industry been out there putting shit in the sky? All of last century and maybe a little before? So like 120 years id say, how in that short of time can we damage a planets entire climate that has been around for billions of years? We are just a splinter in our planets side for all the years its been around and one day when we are dead and gone earth will still be here changing.
No you got it all wrong, I hate to argue with people about this subject because they never want to see the other side of the story, 120 is not enough time to ruin a planet for christ sake. You see climate change and you automatically jump on the band wagon and parade around we are ruining the earth. I want to see proof that the ice caps just started melting in the last century, I realy want to see it. But that cant be prooven because we only started looking here recently, for all we know they could have been melting before man made his first step on the planet. Hell for all we know adam could have told eve "hey bitch why isnt it has cold this winter has last?" Environmentalist are all the same and will do anything they can to attack government and our industry not realizing without either they wouldnt have anything.

How can you get sick from listening to rush? I dont agree with everything he says but he says it like it is and proves how courrupt the system is, I know you love to hear shit like that. He is has concervative has you can get and I know your not a liberal so how can you not like him and what he stands for?
Well I am neither either but I lean more towards the rebulican party and if you dont vote for either party your vote doesnt matter and I want more then anything to keep the democrats out. Rush has alot of great points and he says what politicians are to afraid to say because their career would be over. He's not perfect in the least but I dont see him has a hypocrite.
I know all about the drug deal and in a way that does make him a hipocrit but not to the degree where he is doing them now, he quit and is clean now so I think he can talk about druggies all he wants. Like I said I dont agree with everything he says but he does put out a good opinon on polotics. I'm not kissing his ass and naming my son after him. I shouldnt have looked at your post considering you didnt look at mine yesterday...
Yeah I read it, I didnt know that and it does change my opinon about it because I cannot respect anyone who is a draft dodger but the things he says are great points and Clinton is a turd bag and one of the worst presedents in my book, right behind JFK. I just figured with your hate for our government you would enjoy listening to him.
The systen is wrong, all poloticians and judges are all held to their selective partys and it shouldnt be that way. I would rather us be a nation under one party with everyone having the same opinons not two battling partys that are completly different. Our differences is what will always devide us.

I think Bush is a great president and I honestly was un sure of him when he got elected. He has had to be president under the worst times in our history matching right up with the world war two era. I believe the media over does it on him and if FDR had to deal with the same bullshit bush does we might not have ever got out of the great depression and the out come of Europe could have been in the favor of the Russians. The only reason this war is being dragged out and turing into another vietnam is because of politics, I can tell you from first hand experience there is plenty of things that could be done over there to end the problems but polotics gets in the way. Every time their is a major offensive against the enemy where hunderds of them are routed out and killed and only a hand full or Marines and soilders die the libs have a field day with it.
I know money plays a big role in war, but I dont believe that bush is sitting back saying
"leave them in there a little longer so we can get more out of it." The real war was won in no time we rolled over saddam and it was great but then all these muslims had to make it into a religious war and start giving us more hell then when we rolled into against the real army.

Muslims are so easy to brain wash into making sacrafices, they fail to see the big picture of us trying to set Iraq up for success. Its ok though because I hate them too and would love nothing more then to see Isreal role back over all of them for good.

I cant blame bush, i was all for going into Iraq and we just cant leave and let everything we have worked for fall into the hands of extremist and another dictatorship established.
"The real war was won in no time we rolled over saddam and it was great "
You thought it was great when you murdered 200.000 civilians?
Did you love it when a million babies starved to death while the usa was relentlessly bombing the country and abusing the U.N. to impose a trade embargo upon it?
Did you maybe love it as well when Baghdad hospital, full of patients, was bombed?
Am i pissed off about all of this, including the hypocrisy... because of jealousy?


Americans are no more trying to turn the country into a success than the British were when they manufactured the country.
The country is specifically designed to be a failure.

We are no less brainwashed than Muslims are.
Western media are a business model designed to profit money and NOTHING else.
@: Mimir2
I really dislike you alot, I thought people from iceland were good people but you have changed my mind forever. Show me proof of us (AND WHEN I SAY US MOTHERFUCKER I MEAN THE U.S.FUCKING A NOT THE EXTREMIST MUSLIMS THAT KILL IRAQIS EVERY GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING DAY) killing innocent civilians. Show me where we starved people also. How can you be so liberal that you support letting murderers like saddam stay in power? How? DO you realize whenever a war happens people die? Did you know that? Did you know that Saddam killed thousands of his own people? Did the Americans come in and commit mass genocide? Fuck no we didnt, we came and fought their military and took him out of power and gave the country right back to the people and had an election and now they have a government to build on that isnt a fucking dictatorship. Whenever the government of iraq says "leave us be america we dont need your help anymore" we have to go, its easy has that. You sit on your fucking Island out in the middle of no where and think you can judge a nation that you are not apart of and war you are not fighting in. Fuck you asshole.
@: Mimir2
Like you got me really fucking mad assshole, If I had nothing going for me I would seriously come look for you and choke the fuck out of you. You are a liar and I have no Idea what news you watch but you need to sit back and think about what you just said because its a god damn lie everything you said was bullshit. Fuck man If only I could get my hands on you. Id like to see you go up to a Marine and say "you killed 200,000 inocent people and plus you starved a million babys." You have no balls, the only balls you have are on this fucking internet and in real life someone would take your fucking teeth out of you mouth and bash your face in for the way you talk.
If what i just said turns out to be true... how would that make you react against the usa?
Knowing that you want to beat the shit out of me for just having said that.
It ain't far fetched you know.
The usa exectued 2 million civilians in Vietnam... just for the heck of it.

You yourself said that the iraq war was great.
In that war an entire nation was as good as destroyed.
How do you think muslims feel about you talking in such manner?

Another quote of yours:
"Its ok though because I hate them[the muslims] too and would love nothing more then to see Isreal role back over all of them for good."

And from your politely phrased posting "Iceland hippy idiot"
"I hate them I dont care what they think or what reasons they have, they should hate iraqis because they were at war with them for years but now they support the iraqi insurgency. Where is the button to drop the bomb? I will press it my self and throw a party. We can watch the county burn to the ground on google earth and rejoice im sure isreal will be happy too."

You don't think your own teeth should be knocked out for the way you talk yourself?
To phrase it very mildly... you have double standards.

My sources for my statements are in another country and i will have to get back with them later.
But you have no right to get upset at this.
You have yourself wished death upon entire nations.
@: Mimir2
Ok I will let the cat out of the bag for you. I hate muslims, I have known quite a few and from the ones I interacted with in Iraq, they are sorry people. They have nothing to be proud of because they have made nothing happen for themselves. The jews came to the middle east and made a great country and what do the jealus arabs do? Have a shit fit, they are a worthless race of people and should not be regarded has humans. Most men are gay with each other and it accepted. At the end of the day their minds are easily changed by one another and their jealus quest to end America.

Your facts are wrong, your fact on vietnam is no fact its an estimate that you are throwing out there. You have never been to war so you do know the struggle a soilder indures day for day and the actions they are forced to take from time to time on civilians who are really on the other side, that case in vietnam was the viet cong who would play it off like they were regular people, those are the you innocent people you speak of. In Iraq there has been no mass genocide the bombings were dead on stratigic points of intrest not day cares but places that needed to be bombed. Carpet bombing is not used anymore its by missles that can be shot into an air duct on a building and travel to the floor they want to blow. So your facts are not true and because you are not an american you let your self get caught up in anti american propaganda.

I can tell you honestly there was alot of instances when I was there and we got someone who we knew was working for the other side and was the guys shooting at us when we were on patrol but because when we got them they had no weapons and we had no proof all we could do was take them in for questioning and hope they confess. We didnt put a fucking gun to their head and kill them infront of their family then go rape their wife and daughters like you seem to think is going on. Get real man.

I am not saying we have been saints in all our wars, in vietnam we burned many villages for helping support the enemy but its not like the people had a choice, war is hell. In world war two we bombed german citys killing millions of innocent germans not to mention certain cases where american planes shot into crowds of german civilians who were fleeing west from the russians. War is hell and many innocent people die during them and that cannot be stopped.

The war on Iraq was great, it was a great victory over one of the last remaining dictators left in the world who put his country and people through a living hell. Now we are stuck there trying to make good out of a bad situation but once again the sorry arab people are at fault for being to big of cowards to stand up against the terriorist and keep their government intact without our help.

You can come take my teeth out of my mouth if youd like, i doubt you can to be honest with you and there isnt many arabs that ive seen who could either so fuck you and them.
ChrisUFC, I totally agree with everything you said here. This asshole saying we abused the Vietnmese will be the same asshole saying that we got our asses kicked in the Vietnam War in another post. Fuck this stupid-ass brainwashed fuck.to
And 2 million is the rough estimate of all dead Vietnamese. If 2 million innocents were killed, I think it would still be a big deal, andwould be thrown in our faces by other countries all the time to this day.
Maybe Mimir2 should go live in Venezuela with Jane Fonda and Sean Penn and see how he likes life. Fuck you mimir.
The 2 million civilians were either rightfully defending their country or not wanting to interfere.

Both were innocent.

and the us did mass executions with aerial bombardments of villages and cities during the whole war, they even sprayed villages with pepsin, the most toxic chemical known at the time. And they were just trying to kill everybody.
Pretty damn indefensible.


"his a**hole saying we abused the Vietnmese will be the same a**hole saying that we got our asses kicked in the Vietnam War in another post"

thats because both statements are true.

and chris is a retard you can align yourself up with him all you want.
@: Mimir2
Aiiight Jane.
You proved my point.

You are such a pussy-ass commie liberal brainwashed fuck that it is unbelievable.
Fuck you.
Pussy.

P.S. 50,000 dead versus 2,000,000 dead is not getting our asses kicked. We'd have wiped them all out at a relatively small cost if it were not for commie fucks like you. Douche-ass hippie fuck. Die.
you're the brainwashed one here.

Vietnam was a small nation of farmers which the us unprovoked attacked and tried to commit genocide on. After trying for several decades they realized those farmers were a force to reckon with so they ran away.
Making the us look... like they had gotten their ass kicked.

the 2 million is largely civilians.
the 50.000 Americans is almost entirely trained soldiers.
theres' a very big difference.
not just when seeing military balances but also moral ones.


"We'd have wiped them all out at a relatively small cost if it were not for commie f**ks like you. Douche-ass hippie f**k. Die."

if it were not for any decent human beings, not just Vietnam would be in deep shit. the whole world would be.
@: Mimir2
Go fuck sean penn you bitch.
can't say he would have been worse than bush... rofl and thats sad.
al gore never said he created the internet, he said he helped create legislation that made it happen. similar to what john mccain did for the blackberry.

duhh
I believe in climate change.

Where I live it's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. That is called "weather".

The solution to this "weather" for me is to stay in more often when cold and maybe get central air for the summer. But still enjoy the sunshine without feeling guilty about my spray cans!

I notice when there is a global warming summit somewhere starring Algore it is often times snowed out or unseasonably cold!
You people are in denial. I side effect is bitching about what I just said.

But believe what you want to believe. I don't need to convert you, I'm not insecure.
WTF has the vietnam war got to do with global warming?
WTF has rascism in general got to do with it?
Bumbling moron? Check.
Self important windbag? Check.
Distinct ability to ignore facts? Check.

He's a perfect candidate for president based on these facts. Although Al Gore can make a speech without a teleprompter.
Al Gore is a scary man! But thankfully he invented the internet. Thanks Al!
I think ChrisUFC is an idiot. I won't even waste my time reading all of his rants and I am sure this is his story.

By the way, I didn't vote for Gore but I would have rather had him than Bush. I voted for Nader that year and regret it ever since then.

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