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ALL ABOUT ME ME ME ME ME
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Hello this is all about ME! The most important person in the world! ME! YAY! Ok now that I got that off my chest. I have got issues and problemos. I suffer from general anxiety, this used to be so bad I'd throw up like every day cos I used to be bullied by this complete sociopath. Its better now. But I've started getting panic attacks whenever I have work due in. My dissertation makes me panic. I also get obsessive thoughts. I will watch something on TV and I will obsess and obsess like I'm going crazy. I don't know what the hell is wrong with me. I think I need therapy or maybe I should exercise but its so much effort. Also I don't eat properly. I only drink 3 protein shakes a day and an evening meal. Funnily enough the protein shakes give me all the vitamins and minerals I need. Still I probably need more calories than that cos I'm underweight. I really am a f**ked up little sh*t with a dissertation draft to hand in in 12 hours of which I have done f**k ALL! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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get help before you end up in the nut barn
Let us all know how your dissertation was graded ;)
I think ur a retard cuz if u stopped for just a second u'd realize, That I am the most important person in the world. Ok just thought u should know that.
Maybe you should focus your crazy pent up anxiety and concern (not to mention egotism, as the first few lines were filled with) and focus it on something external or maybe help other people instead of obsessing about yourself.
get naked and look down!!!! thats you right there!!!!!
OH GOD I'M SO SMALL!
important people don't get stupid anxiety conditions etc like you do.
Wow,you sound exactly like someone I know. He fell very ill resently due to his eating habits. The only advice I can give is eat more and try not to worry about work cause stress can also nudge you in the direction of poor health. Also is you are stressed about your work the effects will come up within your work. Remember that the draft isn't your final peice so it doesn't have to be perfect.
get a dog. they are great stress and anxiety relievers and great companions. i would reccomend Labrador Rescuers.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA,
this is pathetic.
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Get a hold of your hormones....I can never understand how teenagers can be such aggrivating little pricks...when I was teenager, I never had a problem with hormones like people say...and it gets so aggrivating when I hear some stupid twit who cannot control himself...grow up. Who cares if you're bullied? Bully him back. I used to be bullied until I got fed up with his idiocy and punched him in the face.

"I think I need therapy or maybe I should exercise but its so much effort."

Sigh...You have a solution, you want it all to go away, but you want the easy way out. There is no easy way out. Goto therapy. Go work out. Do something to get rid of the stress and it'll all go away.
what the fuck are you doing
GREAT! Another freak..look this isnt even funny..your pathetic! g.e.t. a. l.i.f.e! is that easier to read?
This is a really funny post.
I laugh every time.
i think ur going crazy cause ur not eating enough, i hope u realize that no one finds it cute that u think that the world revolves around you... guess what it doesnt eat normal n accept that you are just another person in society
Wow, I got a feeling that you're faking this one. You just like defined the epitome of holy-shittin'-crazy.
Not To Be A Dick, But Go Get Some Help.
You are a moron probably will never add up to anything go nuts no one cares
Youight in the head, & need help
You are seriously not right in the head, & need help*
@: mm2184
You are fine. Don't listen to these people. They don't have the credentials I have. What you are going through is completely normal. In fact, did you know that if you think about anyone else, you will actually disappear forever!? Yeah, proven by years of labor intensive research. Also, your anxiety and obsessiveness is simply an artifact of you sleeping, eating, drinking and not getting enough blood! It is a proven fact that sleep can kill you! At best, people who sleep 6-8 hours a day will shorten their lifespans to a meager 60-80 years! If you avoid sleep, think only about yourself, stay indoors away from people as much as possible, drink only blood your anxiety and obsessiveness will go away and you will live for bout 900 years. You will also become greatly more intelligent and immune to diseases such as cancer.
Well you've certainly got the right idea. Everything good starts with the right food. It doesn't have to be expensive health food stuff, either. Just incrementally improve your diet, and you'll have more energy, and want to go out and exercise more. Your mood will improve, and your life will get better. Just don't expect instant results. Took about 3 years from changing my diet to really, really feeling better, but results may vary. Good luck!
lately i have been feeling the same
Maybe you should ask a doctor, and get either some proper medicines, or some proper therapy...my sister gets like that sometimes, she also doesn't listen until her therapist tells her something, even if my mom or i have just told her the exact same thing, meds, and therapy helps her be more normal...well, she still acts like a nut ball sometimes, but in a usual person way. Anyway, hope this was of use to you
i would start by ignoring most of the comments above they all seam like a shed load of retards.
your eating habbits are probibly not helping but u dought their the cause of your stress. its not the norm but your not abnormal either the world is full of worriors. i have a mate that was never bullied but if he is ever around people we knew way back in school is gets nasious with anxiety just based on the fact he thinks they all persieved him as a waster when we were in school. its all inword being bullied when your younger genraly feeds self dought which creates anxiety.i get your opening line was ironic.
try to focus your time on doing things your good at this will help and ignore the nay sayers.
ps. drinking proteen shakes andnot exersising is big no no. mussles only obsorbe larger amounts of proteen when tthey're worked unused proteen sits oin your colon and feeds any infectious bacteria and can also block your arteries just like colesterol and is linked to suden adult death sindrom hence why a lot o athletes die from it they drink more of the stuff then they need.
Yes you need a help.All those trauma from being bullied and anxiety attacks, panic attacks and obsessive thoughts show you need a therapy,,and probably medication, if it's something to do with hormones...Go find a psychiatric...
Listen, I once went through something like that too, all you have to do is just get a grip on your life. Don't listen to the other bad people. Right now you have a fantastic opportunity to change your life because there is no other person involved in this. All you have to do is change yourself. For just one day, sleep in , in the morning eat an Actual breakfast and not a protein shake(same w/lunch and dinner) and basically just relax for the day. SO, just do what you enjoy! :)
Went through something similar to this myself a few years back (then so did you going by the date of this post). If you're still around, and you haven't sought help, I urge you (and anyone else who shares any of these symptoms) to do so. It will turn your life around.
NO ME! Stop stealing all of MY attention.
1. Definitely start eating right, but take it slow.
2. Go for 10 minute walks just for the sake of walking and thinking every day to clear your head.

That will make it easier for you to concentrate on other stuff.

Make it your own choice whether or not to seek help. If you do so without truly wanting it, it could be too stressful to you. If you think about commiting suicide once in a while that's normal in those situations. It will pass. However if you feel like killing yourself to relieve your pain, seek help right away-it's too extreme, and no matter how embarrassed or whatever you'd be, it'll be for the better.

Remember this: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."

True enough.
Hey me me me - you know what you need to do but at least you got the attention you were seeking.
just meditate or somethin before you explode. or end up in a nice cushy cell. Clear your mind, drool a bit, calmly space out. Helps me a lot. ^_^
well this was sh*t