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I am 40, all my life I never cared about 50 and above aged women. But all of a sudden When a couple of months ago We went up to my mother in laws and stayed with her for a week, I realized she had a special appeal to her. She was a very pretty girl in her youth and now at 62 she still has that lost touch once in a while. Makes me get very stiff thinking about it and looking at her, especially when she and i talk all alone in the "Tea Lounge". I want her sometimes so bad. she probably knows about it but hasn't said or done anything to prove it so. she does enjoy a little "play" i have noticed.

Am I nuts?
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cpg123 (15225)
2008-08-09 13:32:44
normal
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dude1150 (15636)
2008-08-09 14:40:39
Totally loony.
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WarLord (13444)
2008-08-09 15:01:40
That's gross man. Maybe you can change her Depends or feed her prune juice? (Shudders)

You should aim for younger, NOT older!
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stepfather1 (15618)
2008-08-09 17:32:27
@: WarLord
Dude if you saw her, you'd get your Little Richard very stiff.
Now younger MIL's don't exist!!

I do think my stepdaughter could be a candidate..she's 19...hooo hooo
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stepfather1 (15618)
2008-08-09 17:35:25
@: cpg123
You my friend are a man of taste, a man of class. I totally salute that thought of yours. any suggestion on how to make it happen ofr real for me?
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Barnum (8435)
2008-08-09 18:26:10
Ummm...well..whatever works for you I guess, lol.


If i was 40, I'd be aiming LOWER, not HIGHER! (agewise lmao)

And if you really knew cpg123, you'd know he has absolutely no class and taste lmao.
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spamjaveIin (15511)
2008-08-09 21:57:42
having my tongue way up into a wrinkled twat is not my cup of tea, mate, but as the bible says, "to each his own".

I once had a 50 year old, well preserved but I'll be damned if she didn't queef every 30 seconds.

Personally, I like them under 40. But I do make exceptions.
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violent10dency (10988)
2008-08-10 18:58:06
maybe you should concentrate more on your wife.....or is that uh too complicated for you??? da da da da duh!
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Georgia (15714)
2008-08-13 10:56:03
Wow, sounds to me like you need to concentrate on your wife and not her mother. Weird!
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GMoG22 (15716)
2008-08-13 11:47:54
Dude, you are "STONE COLD FUCK NUTS"...to use Lewis Black's words...either fuck her or kill her...J/K...just imagine her as you nail your wife (still royally creepy, but it's a compromise)...good luck!
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icecrow (16265)
2008-09-12 19:25:14
Just stay away from humans and u'll be ok
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JonnyLeBleu (17577)
2008-11-10 09:16:45
call a psychiatrust...
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supercurve (17739)
2008-11-16 00:20:45
god i hope this is fake. but if not. get help!!! it sound like she has demetia and what you are talking about would be the smae to me as talking about having sex with a child!

yep, for realz that is nasty.
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livialilac (21564)
2009-04-03 16:52:55
@: stepfather1
That's sick.
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erocablok (24439)
2009-09-30 21:50:35
The darker the berry the sweeter the juice!

Or in your case the older the berry.

Good luck on the snag!
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Ollieo (19003)
2009-11-21 09:17:15
At first I thought that this might be a nice story of appreciating your wife's mother as a woman, and seeing the beauty in her that you see in your wife.

Instead it is a smutty piece about you and your lustful dick, and a disgusting lack of boundaries.

You hide the utterly low intentions behind the insulting and arrogant idea in that pea brain of yours that because a woman is older she would somehow find your advances welcome.

What is most likely is your mother in law is discovering what a creep her daughter married, and is waiting to see how far you will go so that she may warn & protect her.
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sensitivechild (38819)
2010-03-15 18:55:16
I think it's pretty normal to recognise that an older woman can be beautiful, but on the other hand you are nuts for taking it so seriously. How could you entertain being seduced by your mother in law? Don't you realise every mother is jealous of her daughter and wants to steal their husband? Read some Freud or Greek myths.
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