Am I normal if i want to eat people???

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you should try it, i've eaten over 10 people and they all tasted good, kind of like chicken only better, try it with hot sauce, i've also found that white people taste better than black people, asians aren't bad either but you have to develop a taste for them

I have a friend who wants to try human meat, and he's pretty serious about it. Now what it is I don't know. It maybe a natural human temptation, a human instinct? a sin? survival of the fittest? I guess in some ways it's normal, but not if you live in the US.

Why dont you go to a morgue and steal a fresh one and try it

The place in the hospital usually where specialists perform autopsies, and mostly all the dead people go before they get buried.

If you like pork you will like human flesh. Stick to eating people only after they die, from a morgue. Good luck.

LMAO

get help.

Eating dead human flesh is probably not healthy, especially if the body is more than 24 hours dead. I stay away from pork, it's bad for you, so human must be too.

You could try eating skin?
lololol, or get some consoling?

I like consoling too.

Perhaps you should start with a tender piece of your leg or thigh. Make sure you season it with a zesty marinara sauce.


Well go on, give in to your irresistible cravings.

Oh my god.

Yes. I've been dreaming of it since I could speak. I reckon it was my first thought ever. I have friends and they all want to eat the humanity and each other.
My number is 12345. Ring me anytime if you fancy joining our Cannibal Club.
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WTF is wrong with you people!?!?!?!?!??! may god help you all

lol@brasilianbootboy you don't belong here get out while you still can

I hear People are still eaten in remote tribes in the amazon Rain Forrest.

But i would seek professional help.

no.......i dont think that is normal at all....just wrong...u need helps yo! O.O

Psycholgist help there!

your so crazy, get help...

well, i love Chinese, but i could never eat a whole one, i suggest you stop writing crazy things like this on the internet for attention, and if you really do want to eat people, make sure they're clean and were cooked above 83 degrees

Go to urban places where u won't find people. Leave the innocent ones! Therapy dude! Go! o.O

I thought I was crazy... this beats it.

i would probably eat a person if i had to or if i thought i could get away with it and no one would know. think about it a human has all the nutrients you need to survive just make sure they didnt die of disease or parasites and it would probably be ok. I dont suggest doing it though society frowns upon cannibalism and we would have to stone you to deah if we found out.

LMFAO
i laugh so hard i cried

Check Amazon, maybe Jeffrey Dahmer has a cookbook out.

If you like bologna....eat white people
If you like beans.....eat a mexican
If you like white rice...eat an asian
If you like KFC eat a black person
If you like garlic .....eat a muslim

I would suggest seeking professional help. Eating people is not good and you may learn to understand and control your urges if you recieve therapy.

hell, the eskimos were the best

..wtf O_O thats fucked up srsly.

eat yourself

Eat piggy meat xD
And go get some help....

83 degressese(i hate spelling) haha thats like a cold hot tub

I like people too!

LOL LOL LOL u are obiously a Alien from a another planet pretending to be a human. Well when u attack we will fight back and make u work for your Meal.

This is like Issei Sagawa.

You could probably find friends in tribal Africa, China, or North Korea. They would sympathise.

Hmmm. I would say no, but you will die in about 80 years, so if you want to take that path, (I wouldn't) you should do it. But be careful, as murder is very easy to trace and it is also VERY hard to get to cadavers in a morgue. Dead human flesh is not tasty after it has been expired for a long time. The younger the meat, the most tender and juicy it is. And after you have eaten quite a bit of human flesh, or even a small amount recently, your body will give off an incredibly NASTY odor. (The body cannot break down parts of human flesh and gives off a terrible smell. I have found this information from serial killers that I have researched. Be careful, think things through, DON'T GET CAUGHT.

OMFG HAHAHAHAHA....

heres the thing scientists say that human meat should taste like pork, nearly tastless. because of the things we eat.

Take a bite off your arm. Then you'd understand how much pain you'd cause them. And if you can imagine 10X the pain, then you'd know how much pain they'd like to give you if you ever tried eating them.

eat urself

Well don't become a surgeon, your craving just might get the best of you. Now according to one person who tried it, so new writer in the times, in the 30s, who got some guy in a morgue to slip him a piece, it tastes like pork, with the texture of veal.

So you have some choices here, murder, just don't kill me, I taste bad, am filled with garlic, and am not very marbles, despite rumors to the contrary. The other go to a morgue, run across some accidental human road kill. Take a trip down the amazon. Or just settle on old regular meat, from other animals. You could try chimp, canables don't know its not people !

don't encourage him i don't wanna die!

it's not normal, but...

even that which is considered normal seems wrong to me (eating ANY type of meat)

so i really can't say, well... as long as the person you eat gives total consent, i don't believe it's wrong

That's a fetish called vore, short for voreraphilia (don't know if I spelled it right).

As long as it stays a fantasy and you don't actually eat anyone, it's normal. Cannabilism is illegal in many countries, but not Germany as far as I know.

normal? maybe so, but i'd say you have poor taste. as for what you should do about it, restrain the thoughts and urges for all you are worth unless you want to spend the rest of your life in the nuthouse, if not the electric chair or gas chamber. "longpig" is not worth giving up your life for. unless.... maybe you feel your life just ain't worth living nohow. if so, well... it is your life.

ARE U 4 realy! THATZ CRAZY is it even legall?

ah eew this is disgusting!

lmfao! You wanna actually it them? Like put them in your mouth and chew???

that's what I was thinking

OMG YOU PEOPLE ARE MESSED UP!!!!!

I actually stumbled across a forum for people who want to eat other people a few months back (forget what it was called, but I'm sure you could find it on Google), so at least you're not alone...

Hey,it's okay to feel that way. Sometimes i feel like biting someone and drinking their blood. I personally think blood tastes good, but I've only had a sip of my blood. Not as bad as you think...

wow, what the hell

hannibal lecter---ish.

maybe try moving to a canniba ltribe or something...no?

wow so not normal. maybe u have pica - a disease when people have urge to eat strange objects. ( but i dont think human flesh is it)

perhaps u r a vampire zombie

You are possessed by demons.

I think you should resist your urges, because is going to jail really worth the trouble? I think you should also see a professional because in this society it is not acceptable to eat one another, plus you should find out what makes you crave human meat. I am not calling you crazy or evil, because after all those are only human concepts. Also think about this, to eat someone else you would have to kill them. & would you like it if someone ended your life?

LMFAO

Just don't eat the brains. I saw a show about a tribe in New Guinea where the men ate brains and caught a disease but the women did not because they were not allowed to eat the brains.

hell no !!!!!!!!!!!!! what the ????????? you need to commit yourself

than god u didnt put colombian and by the way we colombian would tast like coffe but wat should i now

OH MY GOSH YOU PEOPLE ARE VERY SICK!

LMAO

lolol, no, you are not normal. goodbye

I love brain, but to be fair human is not the way to go.
Me and my brother shot a pigeon once by accident and we didn't know what to do, so we thought it would be cool to see if it tasted good, so we ripped off the head and ate it.
Ever since that day, we have hunted animals in our garden, searching for means of flesh and and blood.
If ever you feel this is a bad thing, call me and i'll teach you how to kill and eat a human.

Human body is not made to digest human flesh therefore it produces a terrible smell. You'll rot out of your stomach and mouth and there's nothing nice about it but pain so believe me, don't get too excited about the taste.

that is disgusting, blood is attractive yeah, but seriously eating people is sick, slowly eat yourself so you cant cause any harm to the poor innocent population

I think you get some disease from eating human flesh, but I don't know whether it's just a weird thing you fancy doing, It may just be a primitive thing where you ate whatever was going! But I think maybe you should talk to someone about it so you can sort it all out :)

Uh... first, let me ask. Did you put this up because you really have the urge to taste human, or just to put it up for fun? Oh well. If the case is that you really have the urge to eat human flesh, than let me tell you that it is wrong to eat humans. And I'm pretty sure it's illegal. If you have the urge, maybe you should seek help. I'm not trying to be mean, but, uh, it's not normal by my standards.

yeah same feeling but is not as much as eating them it is killing them

LMFAO!i hope i never meet you.

Cannibalism is frowned upon by society, although is practiced by people. It is also practiced by animals. In a way it is a natural instinct, although most people are civilized and I guess brainwashed enough by society to know that it is "wrong" and not to try it. There are records of serial killers who have killed for cannibalism, and most people would think the practice gross. Some tribes actually survive this way, and a Native American tribe believes that it is holy, although I can't remember the full story.

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My advice is, talk to a psychologist about this urge, get help. Let the psychologist explain why it is frowned upon. Get professional help, because urges like eating people, murdering, burning, etc. grow over time. It's better to get help ahead of time then before you actually try it.

Let's make a party for eating dead human flesh
OMG this is so sick :D

Umm...you need a psychologist.And a psychiatrist.You seem to be resorting to cannibalism..

I met somebody that said the same thing to me once, but he says he just eats a really rare steak and he feels better...

...you should not, however, by ANY MEANS seek to fulfill this fantasy. I'm sure you could get professional help and still keep your dignity.

I ate my boogers until I was 11. Make you feel better?

I think they should make a cannibalism club, where when you join at a certain age you will be killed humanely and the other members eat you. So you get to eat human, but you will also be eaten. I would join.

always thought of eating human meat

I think that the urge to taste human flesh is a common curiosity. It is the most tabboo meat to ever eat and for that we are, naturally, going to wonder about the tastes and textures and what not. However, if these feelings are violent, persistent, occur when you are emotionally upset or aroused or otherwise, you should seek psychological help immediately. This could be a serious condition and you don't want to end up harming someone. :)

Cannibalism is JUST PLAIN WRONG. You are a sicko.

Uhh why dont you just try biting your nails instead maybe???...

YOU ARE A THREAT TO THE world

alright jusz joking but hey u should been earlier and should've eaten hitler and osama ,corrupt politicians
etc u know the ppl who eat the lives of so many

You know, at first you want to think "this is sick" but if you really think about it, wouldn't it feel worse to hurt an animal than a human being??? Like it makes me cry when I watch stuff about puppy mills or animal abuse, but I don't really get that shaken up about ppl being murdered. Although I of course don't condone murder, cannibalism should be ok if it saves the life of a sweet little doe eyed cow or a cute little piggy. The only concern is though it is probably not healthy.Humans put too much shit in their bodies, not to mention all the diseases we carry. Maybe if you can find a range-free organic, corn fed human that dies of natural causes, you should try it. Other than that, just stick to soy burgers. You can add ketchup and pretend it's blood!!!!

Maybe you descended from a vampire

i don't know

How is your relationship with your father? Tell me EVERYTHING he has done to you.

WTF??????

I think you're full of shit...I can spot a bullshit post a mile away...you'd no sooner eat a person alive than drink a bottle of turpentine!

Is that true?

I hope your turpentine tastes good.

Girl, just satisfy your urge by finding someone with a bite fetish and eat lots of pork, raw and cooked. That should satisfy your needs! ;) Still kinda wierd though... O_o?

And remember raw pork has to be properly cured with spices...

i bite my nail and acually eat the skin of the tops of my fingers. but that's just me and if you like the taste of blood eat a penny and skin taste like a mixture of water and dirt. o and i'll be looking forward to seeing you on the 10 oclock news or CSI Miami dude. pls don't eat ppl. they bad for you

i think this is all fairly normal behavior we all experience it when our bodies begin to mature at a young age

I want to join the cannibal club! I feel left out now. People are meat just like cows and fish or any other living delicious animal. KILL AND EAT! thats my motto.

um. are you a zombie, vampire orrr both?

actually ive thought about it too haha

are you a relative of Mr. Count Dracula or something?

LMFAOOOOOOOO
oh my fucking goddddddddd
i'm laughing so much on "IS THIS NORMAL".
so many fucked up people......its amazing LOL

that is twisted...I hope I never date a girl who wants to eat me.

I dont see how you could do this. Unless you killed a person, you'd probably end up in jail, and unless you have somebody who is willing to cut a chunk of their skin off for you.

Yeah, I dont think its going to happen without you paying the price for it. Don't be an idiot. Theres plenty of other meats to eat.

Actually, it's not uncommon for people to wonder what human flesh tastes like...I would say it crosses the line into abnormal when a person becomes fixated or obsessed with tasting flesh/drinking blood/etc. If you feel like it's impacting your life I would consider therapy.

I think there is something crossed wrong in the brain of people that want to eat other people. I think this requires serious help, profesionally. Please, all of you who have this craving, seek some kind of therapy. It is a very dangerous craving, and could get a lot of people in serious trouble, even to the point of losing their lives. To those of you who have this cannibalism craving, I ask you to imagine having a loved one lost to someone who cannot control their desire for human consumption......how would you handle that????

im huungry

You can't just go around having sex with anybody, so you can't just go eat anybody either.

Also, just because you have a thought in your mind, that doesn't mean you must act it out.

Thinking any thought has a level or normal to it but feeling you need to act out everything you think in real life shows a lack of self control and normalcy.

You would probably have to perform a crime to get a chance to "eat people," and that would be wrong.

"Mommy whats for dinner tonight?"

"your fathers ankle."

Omigod she's not talking about sexually eating people she's talking about literally sticking a fork into a person and eating a chuck of them! LOL THIS IS SOOOO FUNNY I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING I THINK YOU NEED SERIOUS HELP!!!! YOU CAN'T EAT PEOPLE THEY'RE NOT MEANT FOR DINNER LMAO!!!!!!!

CANNIBALISM EWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well .. if u literally want to EAT them then i don't think is normal.

but if your talkin about sex .. then maybe your just a freak LOL.