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Ever since i was a little girl i have been wanting to eat people. I don't know why... I just get sudden urges to eat people...... When i look at people all i imagine is what they taste like and the juicy blood..... WHAT SHOULD I DO?!?!
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Curiosity killed your neighbor and then cooked him up and ate him. And his cat.
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Don't eat people, eat pie :D.
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@: ManaX
this is a sick joke right. you cant be serious you actually want to eat people.
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Check Amazon, maybe Jeffrey Dahmer has a cookbook out.
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That genuinely made me burst out in laughter Hahahaha :)
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How is your relationship with your father? Tell me EVERYTHING he has done to you.
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that is twisted...I hope I never date a girl who wants to eat me.
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90% of you peole are either being funny, or your just godamn fucked up!
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Pinktree
I thought I was crazy... this beats it.
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get help.
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just shake a little salt and garlic on your hand a take a bite. i dare ya.
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You all need serious medical help. It is NOTT cool to eat people, that is cannibalism and its also very disgusting
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You need to stop watching twilight
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LMFAOOOOOOOO
oh my fucking goddddddddd
i'm laughing so much on "IS THIS NORMAL".
so many fucked up people......its amazing LOL
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eat yourself
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Cannibalism is frowned upon by society, although is practiced by people. It is also practiced by animals. In a way it is a natural instinct, although most people are civilized and I guess brainwashed enough by society to know that it is "wrong" and not to try it. There are records of serial killers who have killed for cannibalism, and most people would think the practice gross. Some tribes actually survive this way, and a Native American tribe believes that it is holy, although I can't remember the full story.

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My advice is, talk to a psychologist about this urge, get help. Let the psychologist explain why it is frowned upon. Get professional help, because urges like eating people, murdering, burning, etc. grow over time. It's better to get help ahead of time then before you actually try it.
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@: eijnn
No, that is completely false. It's not a human instinct to eat other people. I agree that people get brainwashed by society to believe certain things are wrong.. but this is definitely not one of them... it is not normal to have this urge and this person needs to see help.
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LOL LOL LOL u are obiously a Alien from a another planet pretending to be a human. Well when u attack we will fight back and make u work for your Meal.
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@: Kobigan
that's what I was thinking
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no.......i dont think that is normal at all....just wrong...u need helps yo! O.O
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I met somebody that said the same thing to me once, but he says he just eats a really rare steak and he feels better...

...you should not, however, by ANY MEANS seek to fulfill this fantasy. I'm sure you could get professional help and still keep your dignity.

I ate my boogers until I was 11. Make you feel better?
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I think that the urge to taste human flesh is a common curiosity. It is the most tabboo meat to ever eat and for that we are, naturally, going to wonder about the tastes and textures and what not. However, if these feelings are violent, persistent, occur when you are emotionally upset or aroused or otherwise, you should seek psychological help immediately. This could be a serious condition and you don't want to end up harming someone. :)
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Asking if this is normal is like asking:
"Hey guys I just ate my cat...Is This Normal?"
I hate to say it but no....
and please see a psychietriest
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FOR real!!!
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I think they should make a cannibalism club, where when you join at a certain age you will be killed humanely and the other members eat you. So you get to eat human, but you will also be eaten. I would join.
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They kind of have that like chats, offcourse illegaly but you should search up this story its so sick I know it happend in the U.K or Londone, idk one of those european countries were these 2 Men met in a Chat & one of them was looking for someone 2 eat him alive the man that agreed to do so even recorded it. It's sick but it's quite intrusting to read or see T.V Report they made on it, it's so :/ Wow! grewsome @ how detailed this man wanted 2 be eaten alive & see it actually happening 2 him....
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LOL LOL LOL!!! At first i thought u meant eating ppl sexually but then i realised u actually really did mean EATING ppl! LOL Sry but u REALLY need some help! D:
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DON'T EVER ACT ON IT! It is not normal and if you do act on the urge you will have serious consequences.
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cleverfox1995
If your serious, then you need to leave this computer and get some serious help right now
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Take a bite off your arm. Then you'd understand how much pain you'd cause them. And if you can imagine 10X the pain, then you'd know how much pain they'd like to give you if you ever tried eating them.
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LMFAO
i laugh so hard i cried
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well, i love Chinese, but i could never eat a whole one, i suggest you stop writing crazy things like this on the internet for attention, and if you really do want to eat people, make sure they're clean and were cooked above 83 degrees
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83 degressese(i hate spelling) haha thats like a cold hot tub
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I would suggest seeking professional help. Eating people is not good and you may learn to understand and control your urges if you recieve therapy.
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eat urself
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Go to urban places where u won't find people. Leave the innocent ones! Therapy dude! Go! o.O
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That's a fetish called vore, short for voreraphilia (don't know if I spelled it right).

As long as it stays a fantasy and you don't actually eat anyone, it's normal. Cannabilism is illegal in many countries, but not Germany as far as I know.
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Uhh why dont you just try biting your nails instead maybe???...
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ive eaten people before,
ive found that the Caucasian penis is DELIGHTFUL!
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You are possessed by demons.
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lil
You should probably warn any man of your problems before they decide to let you give a blowjob...........god I dread to think, GET HELP!!!
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have you been reading too much twilight or somthing? (not to upset the fans)
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WTF is wrong with you people!?!?!?!?!??! may god help you all
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ih8j0o
LMFAO
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agreed!
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violent10dency
Eating dead human flesh is probably not healthy, especially if the body is more than 24 hours dead. I stay away from pork, it's bad for you, so human must be too.
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All you people need help.
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Umm...you need a psychologist.And a psychiatrist.You seem to be resorting to cannibalism..
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hmmm.. well as a person who doesn't want cannibals to eat me, i would consider just eating steak as raw as possible to feed your fantasies and appear normal. close your eyes, and pretend away! lol and don't kill me... or my little sister please... or my boyfriend etc
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LagXX
i would not recomend u be a canable. u just need to make a giant meat sculpture that looks like a human and rip it up.
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Holy shit!!! I thought I had issues... Not any more! U are a sicko.... And u need help
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This is scary
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You need help
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cruelintentions
If you like pork you will like human flesh. Stick to eating people only after they die, from a morgue. Good luck.
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LMAO
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Psycholgist help there!
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..wtf O_O thats fucked up srsly.
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Is it normal that I find this a huge turn on?
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Perhaps you should start with a tender piece of your leg or thigh. Make sure you season it with a zesty marinara sauce.


Well go on, give in to your irresistible cravings.
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im huungry
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NinjainmyCereal
"Mommy whats for dinner tonight?"

"your fathers ankle."
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OH MY GOSH YOU PEOPLE ARE VERY SICK!
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LMAO

lolol, no, you are not normal. goodbye
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Maybe you descended from a vampire
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I think there is something crossed wrong in the brain of people that want to eat other people. I think this requires serious help, profesionally. Please, all of you who have this craving, seek some kind of therapy. It is a very dangerous craving, and could get a lot of people in serious trouble, even to the point of losing their lives. To those of you who have this cannibalism craving, I ask you to imagine having a loved one lost to someone who cannot control their desire for human consumption......how would you handle that????
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http://www.churchofeuthanasia.org/e-sermons/butcher.html

There you go, knock yourself out. Plenty of self help tips on there darling. God knows, it doesn't sound easy to achieve, but at least you know you're not alone...

btw, it aint normal!!!! It's YUCK man.
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thats pretty fucked up
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ok, first thought, this is a joke
there are ppl out there who eat ppl and they are on death row, wanted for murder or dead
it's not cool to joke about shit like this
if you SERIOUSLY want to eat ppl, then you need to seek psychological help and soon
do not give in to your impulses, because NO, it is not normal to want to eat your own kind
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This is NOT normal and is really griss. I hope you are joking and I hope that the people commenting are joking too cause the whole thing is really messed up unless you are a zombie. Then this whole thing would be ok.
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CANIBAL!!! RUN!!!!!
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gigy
HELL NO
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WTF goes on in this world
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flikr
you should try it, i've eaten over 10 people and they all tasted good, kind of like chicken only better, try it with hot sauce, i've also found that white people taste better than black people, asians aren't bad either but you have to develop a taste for them
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@: flikr
WTF??????
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@: flikr
ARE U 4 realy! THATZ CRAZY is it even legall?
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@: flikr
UMM EWWWW !
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@: flikr
omg! a lady ate 10 people!
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@: flikr
Hehe, I want to eat your inards and wear your bones as a crown...

Oh... scared myself there...
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Jacqueline
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Lmao, when I was younger I wanted to eat human flesh too, but I got over it.
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@: flikr
why don't i eat you... hey?
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@: flikr
Will u please eat me?
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@: flikr
Hahahahahahahaha what?
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@: flikr
I'll be honest, cannibalism rules

its quite like steak, but more of the texture of lamb, I think because of all the crap we eat.

Its hard to get in touch with the right people, if you do they can get legitimate bodies a few times a year
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@: flikr
hell, the eskimos were the best
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I actually stumbled across a forum for people who want to eat other people a few months back (forget what it was called, but I'm sure you could find it on Google), so at least you're not alone...
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humans and animals are the same. go for it.
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lol@brasilianbootboy you don't belong here get out while you still can
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Cannibalism is JUST PLAIN WRONG. You are a sicko.
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You know, at first you want to think "this is sick" but if you really think about it, wouldn't it feel worse to hurt an animal than a human being??? Like it makes me cry when I watch stuff about puppy mills or animal abuse, but I don't really get that shaken up about ppl being murdered. Although I of course don't condone murder, cannibalism should be ok if it saves the life of a sweet little doe eyed cow or a cute little piggy. The only concern is though it is probably not healthy.Humans put too much shit in their bodies, not to mention all the diseases we carry. Maybe if you can find a range-free organic, corn fed human that dies of natural causes, you should try it. Other than that, just stick to soy burgers. You can add ketchup and pretend it's blood!!!!
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you can chomp on my cock any day :P
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Really? Because I think she actually wants to eat people. Do you REALLY wanna watch someone bite off your cock and eat it? You're more sick than the OP...
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You can't just go around having sex with anybody, so you can't just go eat anybody either.

Also, just because you have a thought in your mind, that doesn't mean you must act it out.

Thinking any thought has a level or normal to it but feeling you need to act out everything you think in real life shows a lack of self control and normalcy.

You would probably have to perform a crime to get a chance to "eat people," and that would be wrong.
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its either ur retarded nd just pertending to do that ,or ur psycho that is just stupid y even ask if its normal that is just stupidity
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If you like to eat people you can eat me. I would like to eat you if you are clean and not too old
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Sean
person... get some freaking help. thats all i can say.
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lol your a zombie please chain yourself to the nearest heavy object and wait for a FUMA(Federal Undead Management Agency) Agent to handle your issue XD
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ithink that any time u wanna or mite even b getting ready 2 eat some 1, just eat 1 of ur favorite foods 2 take ur mind off of it.sometimes even seeing a therapist mite help even if u think it wont jus try it.

*TAKE MY ADVICE IN CONSIDERATION*
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i would never eat a human and dude seariolsy. WTF r u thinking !!!! i hope i never meet u and get a life.and instead of fanstying about humans fantanize about a girl or something and if u want to eat humans tat bad get help or go to a third world country or something....lol
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Your Disgusting.
I Do Think You Need To Get Some Help.

Cupcake<3x
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you my friend, are a cannibal...
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your so crazy, get help...
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it's not normal, but...

even that which is considered normal seems wrong to me (eating ANY type of meat)

so i really can't say, well... as long as the person you eat gives total consent, i don't believe it's wrong
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lmfao! You wanna actually it them? Like put them in your mouth and chew???
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i dont think that is normal, its cannibalism eating another human, and is generaly frowned apon in most comunities. i dont think it is a good idea to eat people and i dont think there is anywhere you can eat people so i would go an get help with that.this might not be helpful at all but oh well.
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I hear People are still eaten in remote tribes in the amazon Rain Forrest.

But i would seek professional help.
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@: Fuhad
i eat ppl :)... no i dont reely but im pretty sure it would be best to stick to not being a carnivore
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Eat piggy meat xD
And go get some help....
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YOU ARE A THREAT TO THE world

alright jusz joking but hey u should been earlier and should've eaten hitler and osama ,corrupt politicians
etc u know the ppl who eat the lives of so many
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Just don't eat the brains. I saw a show about a tribe in New Guinea where the men ate brains and caught a disease but the women did not because they were not allowed to eat the brains.
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hell no !!!!!!!!!!!!! what the ????????? you need to commit yourself
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doglover1
LMFAO!i hope i never meet you.
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Girl, just satisfy your urge by finding someone with a bite fetish and eat lots of pork, raw and cooked. That should satisfy your needs! ;) Still kinda wierd though... O_o?
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And remember raw pork has to be properly cured with spices...
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um. are you a zombie, vampire orrr both?
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are you a relative of Mr. Count Dracula or something?
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well .. if u literally want to EAT them then i don't think is normal.

but if your talkin about sex .. then maybe your just a freak LOL.
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Normal if you are a cannibal !
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Has anyone seen that episode of Its always sunny in Philadelphia where Charlie and Sweet Dee think they ate a human and now normal meat just isnt the same HAHAHAHA ok thats all i thought about...and really have to say but idk if this whole this is for attention kinda of seems to be but this is soo not normal.haha
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i agree with alot of the things that have been said, this cannibalism thing comes from way back wen we used to just kill n eat wateva, including our own species because it wasnt a big deal. i had the same problem a few months ago, i wanted blood n i didnt want to cut anyone or cut myself so i ate a raw steak. felt so much better :)
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Well it's 100% impossible for u to eat an alive human Ms. Cannibal. U can only eat a dead human.. To me it's just plain bizarre and crazzy to eat a person.. Just stick with tha Hamburgers and Chicken Strips!!!
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OMG no!
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thats just sick people eating people!
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cloudxtifa
what a vampire! are you a cannibal? you need some help seriously if you go on like that you'll become too obsessed and maybe crazy about eating people.. WAIT DOES THAT MEAN YOU'LL EAT ME TOO?!
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Your sick. Get help mate.
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Get help, Wanting to eat people, (or being a "canable" as some call it)Isn't right. Sorry, but just get some help and deal with your problems with a pro. It'll help and you'll probably feel better.
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CANNIBAL!!!!!!!! Did I even spell that right? Hmmmm...
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GET A THERAPIST PLEASE OR GO TO A LOONY BIN
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This reminds me of a real case...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes

"They should go for treatment, so it doesn't escalate like it did with me'', he says. Do what he says, not what he's done...
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Ur fucked up
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truthbetold17
Go for it!

Ha ha just kidding don't.
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Well when the zombie Apocalypse comes, I am avoiding you with all that I'm worth. Srsly, I'd like to keep my brains in tact.
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Carlylooloo
This is the most comments ever
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Ummm cannibal much plz go eat so raw meat but say away from ur friends
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Um well no. Eating human meat is called being a Cannibal and its actually pretty messed up.. So you could ether get some help or eat yourself
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Umm stay away from my please. I prefer to live my life on land and not in ur stomach lol.
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All of you sick people ho die in a ditch
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Eww yuck you guys are all sick!! GO TO HELL!! I bet you that person was in jail the one that ate over 10 people!! You should got to jail for your whole lifetime!!
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That's sick! I think u need help!!!!
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chilli
Please do NEVER ever get children !!! Get some help, for real, it's not normal!!
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ParisPiggy
That's just wrong just. Eat your yourself if your that reprise ( u don't have to)
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IT'S NORMAL..YOU WILL BE CALLED humanitarian INSTEAD OF VEGETARIAN RIGHT ;/
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you are awesome :) I want to meet someone who wants to eat me
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R u a girl? Cause if so id eat u :)
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Tell ya what, put my cock in your mouth, and tell me how it tastes ;)
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violent10dency
I have a friend who wants to try human meat, and he's pretty serious about it. Now what it is I don't know. It maybe a natural human temptation, a human instinct? a sin? survival of the fittest? I guess in some ways it's normal, but not if you live in the US.
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Agreeed.
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PTOMAINE is a substance expelled by human dead bodies that can kill you if it enters your body by means of eating or sex.
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Eating people is really bad for you! Some tribes still practice it and many contract a disease called "kuru". It is a misbehaving protien that causes eventual death within a year. If you have a desire to eat people you may not be getting the proper nutrition. You should go to the doctor and get a blood test to check what is missing from your diet-my guess is that you are not getting enough protien and iron.
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Wow, kuru is actually real! Thanks for sharing.
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.... You're a cannibal.. & those are the worst..
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this is fake and gay
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I love to eat people, it's better than sex.
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@: sexyS2
Will u eat me?
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I love the taste of blood. It's so damn.. tart? I don't know the exact word, but it makes my mouth water when I see it. Sooo, I don't think it's necessarily 'normal' to want to eat people, but then again, I'm not normal. Haha
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Go to a remote rainforest or try the island of Krakatoa which is isolated and dangerous and check for cannibals. Just be sure to eat them before they eat you.
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Okay I admit this is not normal.
However my Biology teacher told me that the closer the meat is to your DNA, the tastier it is. Therefore there is nothing better to eat then yourself. And other humans, GROSS RIGHT?

This may be normal in cannibalistic cults, but highly discussing and probably illegal?
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You could probably find friends in tribal Africa, China, or North Korea. They would sympathise.
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OMFG HAHAHAHAHA....
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Human body is not made to digest human flesh therefore it produces a terrible smell. You'll rot out of your stomach and mouth and there's nothing nice about it but pain so believe me, don't get too excited about the taste.
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Is that true?
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Uh... first, let me ask. Did you put this up because you really have the urge to taste human, or just to put it up for fun? Oh well. If the case is that you really have the urge to eat human flesh, than let me tell you that it is wrong to eat humans. And I'm pretty sure it's illegal. If you have the urge, maybe you should seek help. I'm not trying to be mean, but, uh, it's not normal by my standards.
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Sick. Sick. Sick.
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If you like bologna....eat white people
If you like beans.....eat a mexican
If you like white rice...eat an asian
If you like KFC eat a black person
If you like garlic .....eat a muslim
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@: lubbock
than god u didnt put colombian and by the way we colombian would tast like coffe but wat should i now
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burgerfood
this is normal. I personally have tries my friends shoulder. It tastes like beef but i heard it doesnt make a difference in race but how young they are makes a big difference. my suggestion- try a young teenager say 13 or so
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i bite my nail and acually eat the skin of the tops of my fingers. but that's just me and if you like the taste of blood eat a penny and skin taste like a mixture of water and dirt. o and i'll be looking forward to seeing you on the 10 oclock news or CSI Miami dude. pls don't eat ppl. they bad for you
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Start by eating your little toes, one kidney, one lung, your appendix, tailbone, wisdom teeth, tonsils, and anything else you won't be using too much. If you are still craving more human after that, do your part by continuing to eat yourself till you're dead. This will make the streets safer, and will prevent you from polluting the gene pool. If you've already had children, God help us all...
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maddiwolf
I used to have the urge when I was younger, my temptation died down but nothing is better than biting someone really hard. :)
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some one please put this person in a mental hospital! ahhhhhhhhhhh
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You could try eating skin?
lololol, or get some consoling?
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I like consoling too.
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LMAO!
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I want to eat fried vagina.
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Oh my god.

Yes. I've been dreaming of it since I could speak. I reckon it was my first thought ever. I have friends and they all want to eat the humanity and each other.
My number is 12345. Ring me anytime if you fancy joining our Cannibal Club.
x
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violent10dency
The place in the hospital usually where specialists perform autopsies, and mostly all the dead people go before they get buried.
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normal? maybe so, but i'd say you have poor taste. as for what you should do about it, restrain the thoughts and urges for all you are worth unless you want to spend the rest of your life in the nuthouse, if not the electric chair or gas chamber. "longpig" is not worth giving up your life for. unless.... maybe you feel your life just ain't worth living nohow. if so, well... it is your life.
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kavya
ah eew this is disgusting!
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actually ive thought about it too haha
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I dont see how you could do this. Unless you killed a person, you'd probably end up in jail, and unless you have somebody who is willing to cut a chunk of their skin off for you.

Yeah, I dont think its going to happen without you paying the price for it. Don't be an idiot. Theres plenty of other meats to eat.
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CANNIBALISM EWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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This reminds me of a spongebob episode where spongebob wants to be a jellyfish and leaves his life behind to go live with them. If you saw it you probably know he found out it was horrible and he went back to his normal life. So what im saying is yes, it is okay to be curious and try it.....
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GET A LIFE!!!!!! Get a hobby, start doing crack, or jump off a bridge...geez anything`s better than eating people....This sh*t is disgusting!!!
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CANNIBAL!!!
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LMAO i laughed with tears at this u fuckin crazy=)))))))))))
i have an advice for u : GO TO THE FUCKIN MORGUE! im sure u'll find interestin stuff there=)))))))
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Wowwwwwwwww!! Your nuts!!!!! This is going to give me nightmares, seriously you sick fuck.
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hannahlink
I dought u will even read this cause theres like 220 comments, but...
YOUR REALLY STRANGE!!!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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Hannibal lecter daughter
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Wow I thought I was the only one, I have tried it and they taste beautiful. Nothing like a good old arm & salad dinner. But I will help you since I am such a nice person. There is a place we called prison where you can get fresh men from and no one cares. Just make sure you are in the good books with the warden and bob's your uncle. Free human meat.

Wtf get help
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I guess it is normal, IF YOU'RE A CANNIBAL!
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Duh
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It's normal if you are a cannibal!
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i would probably eat a person if i had to or if i thought i could get away with it and no one would know. think about it a human has all the nutrients you need to survive just make sure they didnt die of disease or parasites and it would probably be ok. I dont suggest doing it though society frowns upon cannibalism and we would have to stone you to deah if we found out.
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@: Bazaza
Actually, you can get really sick from eating human. We're not meant to be cannibals.
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This is like Issei Sagawa.
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ashleychan94
Omigod she's not talking about sexually eating people she's talking about literally sticking a fork into a person and eating a chuck of them! LOL THIS IS SOOOO FUNNY I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING I THINK YOU NEED SERIOUS HELP!!!! YOU CAN'T EAT PEOPLE THEY'RE NOT MEANT FOR DINNER LMAO!!!!!!!
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That is bullshit, humans are just an evolved prey animal that even other humans hate, though I prefer poultry or a hamburger. Serving executed prisoners to prison inmates would help save money on food though :D
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@: JMDude
omg totally agree with you, duno if ur joking but i agree
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It was kind of a bit of both. But I am serious. I mean serving executed prisoners to live prison inmates would make it "recycling the trash" as opposed to "taking out the trash"(drum roll-bada bing). But nobody would ever go for it unless we were in very desperate times ha. And we are just evolved prey animals, low in the food chain; tigers are adapting to eat us now, the tables have turned :DD
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Be nice.
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Hey all my life I have wanted some one to eat me or eat part of me either raw or cut a piece of me off and cook it up and chow down. . . . I'm willing to meet you where ever and we can get this shit rolling yo. . . I promise I'm not just making this up so I can actually kidnap and rape you then murder you and burry you under the nearest bridge. . . . Btw before we do this I'm going to have to see a picture of you to see if its worth my time I don't want to rape an old bitch.... I mean I don't want an old bitch to eat me
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You're a sick twisted bitch. Go to an insane-asylem and check yourself in and ask them to put you in a little room and throw away the key. Do it before you kill someone. Or you could just kill yourself and do the world a favor. Your choice.
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Hmmmm..... Become a doctor and sneak out the organs and eat them.
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I used to eat people all the time until I was frozen I unthawed a week ago and look myself up, now they call me Jack the ripper
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I like people too!
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heres the thing scientists say that human meat should taste like pork, nearly tastless. because of the things we eat.
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OMG YOU PEOPLE ARE MESSED UP!!!!!
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I think you're full of shit...I can spot a bullshit post a mile away...you'd no sooner eat a person alive than drink a bottle of turpentine!
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I hope your turpentine tastes good.
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i think this is all fairly normal behavior we all experience it when our bodies begin to mature at a young age
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thank you i was wondering when some one would say it or should i say eat it, me i prefer to swallow it
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@: tsunami
i mean the vore thing but the blood part is revolting
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wow; this is amazing 0_o
probably shouldn"t eat people.. unless you REALLY hate them(:
in that case.. cook yourself a nice blue steak out of some fresh human meat(: [if I was To Eat A Person, I Would Cook A Blue Steak Out Of Them; just saying] good luck xx
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you can try a chunk of my arm if you want.
just take a bite out of it like a apple . mmmm human flesh, just like my moma used to make.
fingers eyeballs toes ,just try to stay away from the bag if you know what i mean.
oooooohhh yeah giggidy!!!!!!!!!
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lol uhh eat one?
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Ever see dawn of the dead? Just try it surley someone would shoot you in head!
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I wonder if human would actually taste good.. We put a lot of chemicals in our bodies. I bet we taste pretty bad actually xD but I know someone who supposedly tried it, said it was ok... Haha
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It's a sin but who cares, if your hungry then eat someone (; Albert Fish and Ed Gein did it so it's normal. I would love to swim in a pool of blood and dead bodies - yummy
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It's completely normal I've done it
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Hmm would u eat me? Or let me eat u :)
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I like chewing skin, but eating someone, well, I doubt you will get the chance.
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ohsnapsky
I. Eat. Babies.
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wow so not normal. maybe u have pica - a disease when people have urge to eat strange objects. ( but i dont think human flesh is it)

perhaps u r a vampire zombie
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that is disgusting, blood is attractive yeah, but seriously eating people is sick, slowly eat yourself so you cant cause any harm to the poor innocent population
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I think you get some disease from eating human flesh, but I don't know whether it's just a weird thing you fancy doing, It may just be a primitive thing where you ate whatever was going! But I think maybe you should talk to someone about it so you can sort it all out :)
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Let's make a party for eating dead human flesh
OMG this is so sick :D
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i don't know
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i wanna eat you too
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I eat people out.
Unless you're talking about cannibalism...
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eat me.
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This is so funny...but weird as well.....
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Be a vampire or ghoul
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curlyme
Sameidge
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ParisPiggy
I mean deprepite
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Are you Mrs. Lovett?? ;)
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Cannibal. I suggest hufu
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Just as brasilianbootboy said at the top of the comment list...WTF!

Why do some of u think that eating humans is ok? Cmon it's not morally right!

The girl who posted this story is sycho
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You should maybe check into a looney bin cause that's not normal and you sound sick
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Uh I think u might want a go c a saciatrist and therapist and go to a mental ward just saying
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All u bastards that eat people need to die
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I just wanna say fuck You all
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If you want human meat so bad eat yourself.
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i dont see anything wrong with it, so long as you keep the urge from getting out of hand. in a way, i think of it as an urge to eat a piece of raw chicken. if you ever have the urge though, theres probably some ways to control it....
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Have u ever watched wrong turn?
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I watched wrong turn 1 to 5 can't wait for wrong turn 6 :D
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We are all cannibals except from the sad vegetarians lol. A lot of us eat meat! We eat pigs and chickens and it doesn't matter whether they're animals they still have lives to live like us
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do u want to eat me?
(WARNING: i'm not so tasty)
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SAGEof_ALLpaths
well if i run into you 1 day PLZZZZ put me asleep then put me at 79 degrees but make sure im sleep then put just a A SPEK OF salt and there you go better then getting eaten AWAKE ,_,
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Um dont eat people, eat midgets
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I think you're kinda normal... It's somewhat natural to have weird urges... Like i'm not the most normal person myself, I sometimes wonder how magical it would feel to take someones life and to feel that power. When i'm holding a kitchen knife and think about murder the feeling inside of me is so over whelming and amazing.. It's not right, but I cant control myself.. at the moment.. I sometimes think about eating human too.. However, only when I look at peoples thighs for some reason.. I think it's cause of the muscle and fat built into them.. I find it appealing to me.. I also enjoy the thought of rape? I am a girl, i'd never rape someone or enjoy being raped myself, but if i watch porn I watc bondage and act like the woman tied up is doing it against her will.. I like it.. I know i'm not normall.. but I cant control myself.. yo just need to to :) your not the only fucked up one out there, dont feel alone, just make sure you keep your thoughts at thoughts.. not actions :)
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oh, and for your information, human's taste like pork :)
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How bout yourself? do you even wonder how do you taste like?
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Perhaps you're the 1st zombie for the 2012 so called apocalypse...CONGRATS! Watch "The Walking Dead" for some what not to do as a zombie pointers...Perhaps buy a helmet to protect your brain? Good luck with the people snacks!
P.S. Is your favorite snack lady fingers?
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that 23% will be tracked down by the FBI and watched with caution along with the person who wrote this question.
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WHAT SHOULD I DO?!?!
That's easy try it.
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i knew zombies were fucking real.
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@SS
If your really wanting to eat ppl then get help please.
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No. If this is real, then I strongly urge you to see a therapist. Do so, before someone gets hurts!
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All of u people saying go get help how ignorant are u do u really think some dim witted therapist with a worthless education can give someone advice like this and it is going to better deal with their urges it's the same thing I always see on forums the general population has no fucking idea how worthless the entire field of psychology is. Serial killers, pedophiles, rapist, serial domestic batterers they can and will never be rehabilitated there is absolutely nothing that can slow their progression from urges to acting on those urges
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No. Not at all. Thats far from normal, and quite frankly, pretty fucked up. Maybe you should see somebody about that.
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crazyblonde101
If there cute like a kitty cat
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What the hell!? Helllll no! That's called cannibalism my friend..... Wait do I want you as my friend or are you going to be a shark!
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In Africa the soldiers where consuming flesh but the war's over so they ain't serving it but that's a good way to get diseases, In madventures they ate human placenter that was funny, I heard it tastes like pork and it's best to get a organic healthy vegan or vegetarian, If it's life and death >8}
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People on here make me sad. I feel that way all of the time, and people at my school have taken to calling me a cannibal. :I Seeing as it's illegal to eat people even if you didn't kill them [Except for possibly in Russia, I'm not sure if they changed that or not], eat a lot of bacon. Bacon's supposed to taste a lot like people, no joke. Unless you happen to be an apotemnophile with the guts to actually go through with something, then you can just put that arm to good use. xD
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"It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again."
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Well I don't actually know if this would be normal or not but u are probably a cannonball ( someone who eats people kinda ) or u like the taste of blood ? .... I used to like the taste of blood but I hate ! It now
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Honestly, when i was little i wondered what people tasted like but i never imagined it..... so it is kinda normal but then not normal, ya know.....
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I v0lunteer! Eat me n0w if u can! :D
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Hannibal Lector much?
we can make a new movie using this girl and call it
LOUDNESS OF THE SUBURBS!!!
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canibalism! :)
thats scary though :0
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Ur fuckin weird; go eat a dickk bitch
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eat rare steak
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theres a place for people like you.
theres others like you there it called HELL!
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Stop using bathsalts
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itsanaa
YOU NEED JESUS ! , why will you eat people ?
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Ugh! Are you joking, if not you need to seek help ASAP
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BATH SALTS!!!!!!!!! Stay away... ZOMBIE!!!!!!!!!
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BellaBoo22
You need help
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I agree with Bella
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That's fucking weird! Get help or something before you harm anyone! There's a word for people that eat other people, it's called 'cannibal' Jesus, this is very not normal :/
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Keep it to yourself
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You should really get some help! Before u end up doing something you'll regret
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ktbelle99
Um people who think about this crap should see a theropods I mean it's very weird and scarey to know people like this are out free on the streets.. Get some help ASAP!
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ktbelle99
Therapist*
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Yo its ttly normal, like i used to wana eat MYSELF n then i did. Eat myself up, i mean , n now im dead! But yo, its ttly paid! Cuz i tasted so fuklin good!!!
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zii
This isn't normal, but I can relate. Ive always wanted to eat people too. Theres this weird nature thing where eating your own kind tastes really bad and can make you sick. its natures little survival mechanism. only certain animals can eat their own kind, but its rare.
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Completely normal, iv grown up wanting to eat humans.. Scares my mum a bit! And I also think of how I can make bad people suffer.. I wanna keep eyeballs in a jar in my bed room. I already keep animal ones but I want human next. Take it easy.
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@: reha
Idk about the whole eyeballs thing..but hey if your a girl and wanna eat me id really like that :)
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8ball
Go to india
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I honestly think it's wrong.
But if you really want to know how it feels, then try to sneak a piece of human from a morgue or a hospital. Clean then eat. It's up to you if you want to cook it or not.

If you happen to like it,... then please don't do it to a living person.
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Hmmm. I would say no, but you will die in about 80 years, so if you want to take that path, (I wouldn't) you should do it. But be careful, as murder is very easy to trace and it is also VERY hard to get to cadavers in a morgue. Dead human flesh is not tasty after it has been expired for a long time. The younger the meat, the most tender and juicy it is. And after you have eaten quite a bit of human flesh, or even a small amount recently, your body will give off an incredibly NASTY odor. (The body cannot break down parts of human flesh and gives off a terrible smell. I have found this information from serial killers that I have researched. Be careful, think things through, DON'T GET CAUGHT.
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don't encourage him i don't wanna die!
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Well don't become a surgeon, your craving just might get the best of you. Now according to one person who tried it, so new writer in the times, in the 30s, who got some guy in a morgue to slip him a piece, it tastes like pork, with the texture of veal.

So you have some choices here, murder, just don't kill me, I taste bad, am filled with garlic, and am not very marbles, despite rumors to the contrary. The other go to a morgue, run across some accidental human road kill. Take a trip down the amazon. Or just settle on old regular meat, from other animals. You could try chimp, canables don't know its not people !
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Hey,it's okay to feel that way. Sometimes i feel like biting someone and drinking their blood. I personally think blood tastes good, but I've only had a sip of my blood. Not as bad as you think...
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always thought of eating human meat
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I want to join the cannibal club! I feel left out now. People are meat just like cows and fish or any other living delicious animal. KILL AND EAT! thats my motto.
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Sickinthehead
finally someone else out there who understands! yeah i would love to eat the flesh of a man i think i would taste so fucking good
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Sometimes I want to eat my baby.
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It would be interesting. I'm a chef and willing to try anything once. We eat everything else in the world, why not people.
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SMARTIE_JR
wow, what the hell
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hannibal lecter---ish.

maybe try moving to a canniba ltribe or something...no?
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yeah same feeling but is not as much as eating them it is killing them
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the cosist thing i can think of tring humen is eating pussy lips or a hiky
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well lets just say im not human
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Omg XDXD i died.
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you can try raw meat and blood and image em were from human, but i think it's kinda of freaky
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Stay away from me. racist!
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I love roasting celebrities. Can someone pass the Kate Nash? And we'll have cupcakes for dessert, in pyjamas! :D
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I love brain, but to be fair human is not the way to go.
Me and my brother shot a pigeon once by accident and we didn't know what to do, so we thought it would be cool to see if it tasted good, so we ripped off the head and ate it.
Ever since that day, we have hunted animals in our garden, searching for means of flesh and and blood.
If ever you feel this is a bad thing, call me and i'll teach you how to kill and eat a human.
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