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My boyfriend cut my willy in half and fed one half to my doggy, whos name is rover and he is a golden labrador and he likes sausages and he is fluffy and cuddly and his milk tastes nice.
sO NOW I HAVE half a willy and i dont like it because when i pee, my doggy tries to lick it and it feels nice but it doesnt, but it does but hes fat so i gotta go home now.
sO NOW I HAVE half a willy and i dont like it because when i pee, my doggy tries to lick it and it feels nice but it doesnt, but it does but hes fat so i gotta go home now.
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Comments (3)
Blondbombshell (9606)
I have the same problem with my grandad, hes is musty and delicious though, GAAAH
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spazzilla (9527)
i think i met you once, youre the dickweed with a pencil protruding from the side your head and six toes on each foot.
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Fyren101 (9575)
OMG same thing happened to me except it was cat who sucked my dick whilst i was peeeing and i drowned the poor thing
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