anal probing for late night lulz

I was lying in bed with my girlfriend and I couldn't sleep, I had an itchy ass crack so I scratched it for a while, then I sniffed my finger, it smelt pretty bad.
So I laughed and stuck my finger in front of my girlfriends nose and rubbed it there, while she screamed. I laughed myself out of bed, then she ran out to wash her self. I got back in bed and fell asleep. IS THIS NORMAL?

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anal probing for late night lulz