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Anal sex with a hamster
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Hi, ive just had a great idea. My local pet shop sells hamsters for a reasonable £8. Im going to try and shove my cock up its ass, i will film it and post a link wish me good luck
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Comments (22)
alritestill (7576)
2007-05-17 18:21:03
u r one friggin sicko..
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Xo-moi-oX (8050)
2007-05-17 19:32:07
r u saying ur dick is extremely small???
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slackjawedyokel (6678)
2007-05-17 19:42:43
finally someone who will admit to having a dick the size of a toothpick.
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ChrisUFC (7139)
2007-05-17 20:38:48
What the hell is wrong with you smithee?
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cabinet70 (4440)
2007-05-18 00:18:02
I recommend you wrap it in masking tape before doing this in case you split it open
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PsychoDJ (7349)
2007-05-18 05:31:45
SPCA ,where are you.
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ultramel (6409)
2007-05-18 07:35:03
good luck buddy
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smithee (4389)
2007-05-18 09:24:09
i'd be great for you.

1) Thats the only kin of sex you'll ever have

2). your needle dick would fit great into the hamsters private parts!
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FlapTickler (8199)
2007-05-18 09:32:44
GOOD LUCK!!! Although you can pick up a live chicken for around 2or3 quid and they would be so much better for screwing. Think about it, has your cock got a bigger girth than an egg? Eggsactly!
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FoobiPhi (8415)
2007-05-18 12:16:14
That sounds like a fabulous idea.
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DirtySirus (8218)
2007-05-18 12:21:31
@: smithee
Smithee, when you say "i'd be great for you" are you offering up your anal passage to the world?
I knew you were a fag
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CrazyMoFo (1953)
2007-05-19 19:01:57
LOL this has to be either .smithee or spamjavelin. F*cking homos.
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smithee (4389)
2007-05-19 22:52:35
@: DirtySirus
i meant to say it'd or it would be great for you.
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Crystal30 (8555)
2007-05-26 23:14:27
You sick fricken weirdo
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imfamouszsz (8740)
2007-06-06 23:28:21
ew....r u bi-curiouse?
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booog (8797)
2007-06-10 10:22:06
hes got to be bi to get that idea
sickos are getting more and more
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persianguy (4603)
2007-06-18 15:24:20
too funny
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FawnLuna (9119)
2007-07-02 17:24:33
u desgusting TWAT
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lavaqueen (9016)
2007-07-04 05:51:57
oh you are? your dick is really that small? wow
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comalies (6298)
2007-08-09 22:29:53
what are you gonna do with it after you're done?
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xxsxcbbexx (10512)
2007-09-10 15:18:38
i made me female dog lick my wet pussy so hard it made me get so horney so my sis decided 2 do it it made er feel da sme so we both licked each otha out n slept dat nyt naked n licked each other sucked tits n finger n snogged each otha all nyt i wud do it agen it makes me soo turned on xxxxxxxxluv girls pussy n tits espachlie ma sisters der fukin nice xx
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JanIAm (10668)
2007-09-18 22:53:29
Why not be a real man and have sex with a creature who can either reciprocate or have a go at thwarting your attempts? I suggest a wolverine. Live or die, the adrenaline rush will make it all worthwhile. Really! (Don't forget to post pics of the hot action for all to enjoy, assuming you survive.)
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