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I'd like to lock a tiger into my boss' office. Then, when he opens the door in the morning, I can evaluate him on his efficiency, attitude, and decisions under pressure.
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CrazyMoFo
I did that 8 years ago with a panther i had imported, and it didnt work out the way i'd planned it to or for my boss, and you have to answer a shit load of questions for the police, and stand trial and serve 5 years for involentary manslaughter on 3 accounts (because other people were attacked) and 2 accounts of wild animal breeding and forced captivity. After getting out on good behavior i was admitted to the Chelsea Psychiatric Center, then i was put into a halfway house for about 8 months, and after that i was placed under house arrest for 3 months, i'm still on probation for another 2 1/2 years. So even though it sounds funny, PLEASE take my advice, dont do it, just wait for a rain night and catch him in the back of an allyway.
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You are my new best friend.
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Where the fuck did you get a tiger?
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That's really a question that I would like the answer to as well!
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That sounds like a little bit like the plot of the movie "The Hangover" when the guys steal Mike Tyson's tiger LOL
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i think angoraphobia is the fear of rabbits. but locking a bunny rabbit in your boss' office wouldnt be nearly as funny.
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@: xox.mle
hahahaha :D
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Anonymous
I assume that your boss has given you too many jobs in too short a time and gave you some crap about 'efficiency, attitude, and decisions under pressure.' Cool! Do out one in there!
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at lease you have a job.
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Maybe you dont have a job because you can't spell "least". Ha ha just kidding... Not really though
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xox.mle is Correct. Angoraphobia is fear of Angora. SO I don't really know what is meant by that. . . Unless You are the Bunny your Boss should fear? Hmmm. Do you wear sweaters to work?
Nevertheless, I do have a solution better than a tiger. Just sneak into your boss%%u2019 office at night, remover the seat cover, foam, etc., and fill with an aquarium of hungry piranha, then reupholster with paper that resembles the original upholstery, & leave. Then, when your boss sits down, it is he who will get his ass chewed out. Literally.
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great idea.
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'tis the american dream!!!
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Can I borrow that idea? I would love to see my permanently laid-back, only-one-with-air-con-in-his-room, lazy bum of a boss being chased around the shop by a tiger, while I sit in a safe corner and evaluate him. Arf.
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ashleychan94
This is an awesome idea. My boss is a dickhead too. I'm gonna see what I can do about compromising with a more possible idea, such as an angry pit bull.
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can i borrow the tiger and do this to my gym teacher?
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that's the greatest thing ever
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Wow, Seems like you need a lil puff on the peace pipe.
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If only you could. Good luck finding a tiger and getting it into the building.
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Very funny!
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It boss is gonna think he is in the Hangover
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im selling tigers in the NY metro area for 2k a piece. you can finance it, layaway wutever. these are some angry mofos, they're trained to brutally attack but not kill so you can still tell your boss how he did. dont miss out on this special holiday deal!
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LMFAO OMG OMG OMG HAHAHAHAHA LMAOOOOO

HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Okay so obviously this wasn't for real (if it was, it wouldn't be so funny for you! (or for your boss!) )

BUT VERY FUNNY INDEED
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Step one:buy a tiger
Step two:tranquilize tiger till at office...
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH....

oh wait...

its not that amusing.
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ha thats truely amusing [not sarcastically]
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lol!!! do it
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smithee
thats a good test. now seriously think about doing that and maybe you can get a promotion if your boss does bad!!
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i wish i had a boss to do it to lol
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I think you meant agoraphobia... which is the fear of wide open spaces.
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little_white_angel
i wish i thought of that.
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That's funny!!!
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hahaha! yes!
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Meh.. I've done that
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Good idea!?
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Good idea I like it. Lol! maybe it should be like a pack of tigers.
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... You obviously know very little about tigers. There is no such thing as a pack of tigers. Tigers do not live in groups, they do not hunt in groups.
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Stop being so logical you jew.
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erika2774
you rock, this made my afternoon
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sweet..
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Best. Idea. Ever.
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u mind if i borrow that idea ?
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ashleychan94
LOL!!! cool.
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can i use the tiger after you?
my brother is a peice of shit who needs a 'talking' to...
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WIN.
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Awesome
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Ur*
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Why stop at just one?
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why the he!! not?
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ahaha love this
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Sounds like some sabotage Is in order... Plant a banana peel under his tire and wait for him to spin out
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I clicked "BEST OFF"
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That's angeraphilia. Angoraphobia is a fear of sweaters or long haired cats.
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best. wish. ever!
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XxMCRxX
lol
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great idea
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That makes me happy.
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Lovely idea
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ok ? lol
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:D my God this is the funniest thing i`ve read so far, totally made my day !!!
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I have a better idea.Instead of using a tiger coalize against him.Too hard uh?
Well then I guess you deserve to have a boss bossing you around.And don't forget to lick his butt and say pretty please and thanks when the day work is done.

"I tried so hard to refuse orders and fight against the authorities that in the end I never really got to learn how to become one"
(My friend,working at pizza hut as a delivery boy)
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Throw the tiger into the board room meeting
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dot_dotcom
Amazing x10 mother fucker
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I suggest you send this idea to the producers of the OFFICE
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anonymousmysterygirl
lol don't do a tiger put a whole bunch of rabid squirrels and raccoons in there
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Ailuraphobia is a fear of cats
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Haha
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lil
This is a joke I saw on the net a couple of weeks ago.....lame!!
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I'm guessing that you hate your job and your boss. But you don't want to quit because you like money. That's very normal and it shouldn't be. People should be able to make a career out of doing what they love. But it's rare that they ever do and have it work out for them.
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LMAO.... Or try doing what Sharon Osbourne (Ozzy's wife) did to make a point ...she mailed some dude a package with her dump in it....take turns with others in your office that feel the same way...
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Daym love this lol
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I'm sorry but "angoraphobia" would be a fear of angora LOL
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Angoraphobia is the fear of soft sweaters or rabbits. Agoraphobia, however, is the fear of tight spaces. I think your confused.
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The lion is soft.
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well i have DONTWANTTOLOSEMYFUCKINGJOBORIWILLBEBROKEAPHOBIA soo u knoww i won't do that
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And "AUTOFELLATIO" is the act of a male sucking on his own penis as a form of sexual masturbation. All these "phobia" words I thought I would break the monotony.
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I don't get it but lol anyway
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