I'd like to lock a tiger into my boss' office. Then, when he opens the door in the morning, I can evaluate him on his efficiency, attitude, and decisions under pressure.
I assume that your boss has given you too many jobs in too short a time and gave you some crap about 'efficiency, attitude, and decisions under pressure.' Cool! Do out one in there!
Can I borrow that idea? I would love to see my permanently laid-back, only-one-with-air-con-in-his-room, lazy bum of a boss being chased around the shop by a tiger, while I sit in a safe corner and evaluate him. Arf.
I did that 8 years ago with a panther i had imported, and it didnt work out the way i'd planned it to or for my boss, and you have to answer a shit load of questions for the police, and stand trial and serve 5 years for involentary manslaughter on 3 accounts (because other people were attacked) and 2 accounts of wild animal breeding and forced captivity. After getting out on good behavior i was admitted to the Chelsea Psychiatric Center, then i was put into a halfway house for about 8 months, and after that i was placed under house arrest for 3 months, i'm still on probation for another 2 1/2 years. So even though it sounds funny, PLEASE take my advice, dont do it, just wait for a rain night and catch him in the back of an allyway.
xox.mle is Correct. Angoraphobia is fear of Angora. SO I don't really know what is meant by that. . . Unless You are the Bunny your Boss should fear? Hmmm. Do you wear sweaters to work? Nevertheless, I do have a solution better than a tiger. Just sneak into your boss%%u2019 office at night, remover the seat cover, foam, etc., and fill with an aquarium of hungry piranha, then reupholster with paper that resembles the original upholstery, & leave. Then, when your boss sits down, it is he who will get his ass chewed out. Literally.
THIS IS YOUR BOSS. i am appauled. well you wanna play hard ball huh ok. I placed 3 rattle snakes in your wife's suv and will bite her in tha fukking koochie. four words buddy.YOU ARE FI-ERD. BIOOOOTCH!!!
This is an awesome idea. My boss is a dickhead too. I'm gonna see what I can do about compromising with a more possible idea, such as an angry pit bull.
Nevertheless, I do have a solution better than a tiger. Just sneak into your boss%%u2019 office at night, remover the seat cover, foam, etc., and fill with an aquarium of hungry piranha, then reupholster with paper that resembles the original upholstery, & leave. Then, when your boss sits down, it is he who will get his ass chewed out. Literally.
oh wait...
its not that amusing.
my brother is a peice of shit who needs a 'talking' to...