angoraphobia

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awesome

the funniest thing i've read all day!

I love that!

Wouldn't a rattle snake on amphetamines be better than a tiger? I really like the concept though...

Do it

would mean that you are afraid of angora sweaters.

iwant to help, and watch.

thats a pretty good idea, were(me and my mates) going to have to try something like that next time we are "randomly" walking round at 2 in the mornin :P

I assume that your boss has given you too many jobs in too short a time and gave you some crap about 'efficiency, attitude, and decisions under pressure.' Cool! Do out one in there!

great idea.

that's the greatest thing ever

You are my new best friend.

Can I borrow that idea? I would love to see my permanently laid-back, only-one-with-air-con-in-his-room, lazy bum of a boss being chased around the shop by a tiger, while I sit in a safe corner and evaluate him. Arf.

ha thats truely amusing [not sarcastically]

i think angoraphobia is the fear of rabbits. but locking a bunny rabbit in your boss' office wouldnt be nearly as funny.

lol!!! do it

I did that 8 years ago with a panther i had imported, and it didnt work out the way i'd planned it to or for my boss, and you have to answer a shit load of questions for the police, and stand trial and serve 5 years for involentary manslaughter on 3 accounts (because other people were attacked) and 2 accounts of wild animal breeding and forced captivity. After getting out on good behavior i was admitted to the Chelsea Psychiatric Center, then i was put into a halfway house for about 8 months, and after that i was placed under house arrest for 3 months, i'm still on probation for another 2 1/2 years. So even though it sounds funny, PLEASE take my advice, dont do it, just wait for a rain night and catch him in the back of an allyway.

just shit in his bin.

thats a good test. now seriously think about doing that and maybe you can get a promotion if your boss does bad!!

Wow, Seems like you need a lil puff on the peace pipe.

xox.mle is Correct. Angoraphobia is fear of Angora. SO I don't really know what is meant by that. . . Unless You are the Bunny your Boss should fear? Hmmm. Do you wear sweaters to work?
Nevertheless, I do have a solution better than a tiger. Just sneak into your boss' office at night, remover the seat cover, foam, etc., and fill with an aquarium of hungry piranha, then reupholster with paper that resembles the original upholstery, & leave. Then, when your boss sits down, it is he who will get his ass chewed out. Literally.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH....

oh wait...

its not that amusing.

i wish i had a boss to do it to lol

sounds like an option for my stupid administration too.

I think you meant agoraphobia... which is the fear of wide open spaces.

i wish i thought of that.

That's funny!!!

hahaha! yes!

Where the fuck did you get a tiger?

'tis the american dream!!!

Meh.. I've done that

Good idea!?

Good idea I like it. Lol! maybe it should be like a pack of tigers.

THIS IS YOUR BOSS. i am appauled. well you wanna play hard ball huh ok. I placed 3 rattle snakes in your wife's suv and will bite her in tha fukking koochie. four words buddy.YOU ARE FI-ERD. BIOOOOTCH!!!

HAHA funniest thing everr

you rock, this made my afternoon

If only you could. Good luck finding a tiger and getting it into the building.

sweet..