Angoraphobia

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I'd like to lock a tiger into my boss' office. Then, when he opens the door in the morning, I can evaluate him on his efficiency, attitude, and decisions under pressure.

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Anonymous

6/8/05

I assume that your boss has given you too many jobs in too short a time and gave you some crap about 'efficiency, attitude, and decisions under pressure.' Cool! Do out one in there!

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kenty (218)

6/15/05

great idea.

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neko2086 (509)

6/30/05

that's the greatest thing ever

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matthewboring (531)

7/1/05

You are my new best friend.

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VampiricWerewolf (80)

7/14/05

Can I borrow that idea? I would love to see my permanently laid-back, only-one-with-air-con-in-his-room, lazy bum of a boss being chased around the shop by a tiger, while I sit in a safe corner and evaluate him. Arf.

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skybird311 (801)

10/17/05

ha thats truely amusing [not sarcastically]

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xox.mle (1282)

2/6/06

i think angoraphobia is the fear of rabbits. but locking a bunny rabbit in your boss' office wouldnt be nearly as funny.

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wee_stephie (1950)

5/11/06

lol!!! do it

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CrazyMoFo (1953)

5/15/06

I did that 8 years ago with a panther i had imported, and it didnt work out the way i'd planned it to or for my boss, and you have to answer a shit load of questions for the police, and stand trial and serve 5 years for involentary manslaughter on 3 accounts (because other people were attacked) and 2 accounts of wild animal breeding and forced captivity. After getting out on good behavior i was admitted to the Chelsea Psychiatric Center, then i was put into a halfway house for about 8 months, and after that i was placed under house arrest for 3 months, i'm still on probation for another 2 1/2 years. So even though it sounds funny, PLEASE take my advice, dont do it, just wait for a rain night and catch him in the back of an allyway.

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smithee (4389)

12/29/06

thats a good test. now seriously think about doing that and maybe you can get a promotion if your boss does bad!!

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dragoon188 (5130)

1/7/07

Wow, Seems like you need a lil puff on the peace pipe.

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JackMail (5232)

1/11/07

xox.mle is Correct. Angoraphobia is fear of Angora. SO I don't really know what is meant by that. . . Unless You are the Bunny your Boss should fear? Hmmm. Do you wear sweaters to work?
Nevertheless, I do have a solution better than a tiger. Just sneak into your boss%%u2019 office at night, remover the seat cover, foam, etc., and fill with an aquarium of hungry piranha, then reupholster with paper that resembles the original upholstery, & leave. Then, when your boss sits down, it is he who will get his ass chewed out. Literally.

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Shavemeslowly (5177)

1/12/07

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH....

oh wait...

its not that amusing.

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george_bojo_II (5543)

2/1/07

i wish i had a boss to do it to lol

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DarthChop (5472)

4/16/07

I think you meant agoraphobia... which is the fear of wide open spaces.

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little_white_angel (6940)

4/18/07

i wish i thought of that.

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Emerdoodle (4970)

5/11/07

That's funny!!!

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FoobiPhi (8415)

5/18/07

hahaha! yes!

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Phantasma (8744)

6/20/07

Where the fuck did you get a tiger?

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Havoc (9015)

8/15/07

'tis the american dream!!!

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popdafoo (9943)

1/1/08

Meh.. I've done that

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SlimFast (11113)

1/10/08

Good idea!?

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QueenLiz123 (19726)

5/5/09

Good idea I like it. Lol! maybe it should be like a pack of tigers.

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Coaster (25876)

8/12/09

THIS IS YOUR BOSS. i am appauled. well you wanna play hard ball huh ok. I placed 3 rattle snakes in your wife's suv and will bite her in tha fukking koochie. four words buddy.YOU ARE FI-ERD. BIOOOOTCH!!!

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t00tingp00ts (28615)

9/17/09

@: Coaster

HAHA funniest thing everr

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erika2774 (28970)

10/4/09

you rock, this made my afternoon

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AmINormal789 (30302)

10/25/09

If only you could. Good luck finding a tiger and getting it into the building.

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Lala08 (31077)

11/10/09

sweet..

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Laren1 (34687)

1/12/10

Best. Idea. Ever.

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notHere (35812)

1/30/10

Very funny!

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andres17 (37276)

2/22/10

u mind if i borrow that idea ?

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ashleychan94 (31016)

2/28/10

LOL!!! cool.

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ashleychan94 (31016)

2/28/10

This is an awesome idea. My boss is a dickhead too. I'm gonna see what I can do about compromising with a more possible idea, such as an angry pit bull.

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i_dont_like_you_very_much. (38576)

3/12/10

I don't get it but lol anyway

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BlackSaviour (38709)

3/14/10

can i borrow the tiger and do this to my gym teacher?

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