sometimes my parents have sex right after they fight and they forget that i am home. I hear them yelling at screaming and it turns me on. Is this normal? BTW i am 20.
Sh*t, I just noticed Cabinet said it first. F*ck. Ok well, now I think u should try to secretly video tape them, and label it as a Movie (like Terminator 2, or Shrek, or home video of Christmass or some sh*t like that) and wen u have everyone over for a holiday, give it to ur little cousins and tell them to put it on and watch it in the living room in front of everyone.
Thats completly normal, and if u re really 20 and cannot understand that, u re retarded.
Now think that u got a child that get's angry every time u have great sex with ur lovely partner... cmon, they re letting u stay home at that age, givin a room to u, they re givin u money and aliments... what more do u want? if u dont like it u should leave ur home.
Right when there in the middle of the action have a screaming masturbation fit. When they come to see what the fuck is going on. Tell them you have done your yelling and now need sasified.
i am 73 years old and i dont hear my parents having sex because they are dead but sometimes i like to take their photos and have sex with them. most of them have holes in them now but it's okay. i can usually do a photo a couple times since i'm not too thick so i can make a couple of holes before needing to use another photo. :)
have you ever had a threesome with your mom and your dad? i figure it would be pretty fun.
tell me about it if you do my email is pat123@gmail.com :P
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Now think that u got a child that get's angry every time u have great sex with ur lovely partner... cmon, they re letting u stay home at that age, givin a room to u, they re givin u money and aliments... what more do u want? if u dont like it u should leave ur home.
have you ever had a threesome with your mom and your dad? i figure it would be pretty fun.
tell me about it if you do my email is pat123@gmail.com :P