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Not literal devil worship, but the philosophy based on LaVey.
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There is no need to. Scary stuff <:(
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does the book teach you satanic was to hunt bargins at your local mall's hot topic?
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Chris_Ufc
@: Potato
I saw some wiccan women on tv doing all their spells in the casinos in vegas so they would win big money. They didnt win shit.
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Nah, I follow myself.
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Bingo.
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All hail Satan
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ih8j0o
Dude,Stfu first of all.
Do you realise that Satan Is the king of evil?
Q: Why christians believe in god?
A:Because you can feel him.
Ofcourse,if you start "Hailing satan" You will become evil and you don't want to acept it.
kThNxBAyLolloOololOLO.
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Chris_Ufc
http://www.mangems.com/
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Chris_Ufc
Well Magic spells and witchcraft is fake just like a magic show in vegas so how is that possible? Its not.
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ok guys.

this forum is obviously not for people how like Jesus Christ or follow any sort of main stream crock of shit organized religion.

i used to be a "satanist" this religion out of all religions is thee most ignorant, selfish & wrong ones.
thats why i fell out of it because i'm interested in spiritual enlightenment and facts.
not pipe dreams, and theories.
thats why Nihilism is the true answer.

a few select theories Anton Lavey had i believe in.
when he mentions man is no better then and sort of animal/creature and we shouldn't persecute are own instinct.
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Don't believe any of it unless you like wasting your time religion is all myth with no real proof. get on living and you'll find life much more interesting.
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fuck off all you cunt's that dont respect him one of the rules is: if someone smite's you on one cheek you bash him on the other. thats what i think of you dogs that bag him out
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Oh yeah everyone else here eats babies too!!
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satanism is basicaly saying live out uor life without boundarys its not nisisarly all hail satan all hail statan witch craft wickin religions re a hole diffrent ball park
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Joyofsatan.org :D
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Satan is tricking you into worshipping him fools
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Well, Anton Lavey's book was interesting, though it had its strange parts. It's really not nearly as scary as it sounds, and a whole lot more rational than some other religions.

As a Pagan (NOT a Satanist), I do practice magic every now and then. I also use divination to gain insight on problems. I wouldn't call that the black arts, though.
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How old were you when u became a pagan and started magic? Im interested, but family would judge me >_<
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Yeah im totally an atheistic satanist it rocks. honestly its the most kickass "religion" in the world. fuck what others think go for it.
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no
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thing is. there is some good in satanism. but it takes a strong willed person to propperly uphold those morals. and people who seek religion usually cant handle that weight.
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To each their own, but if you believe that you will be satan's right-hand-man because you perfome evil deeds, think again. His purpose is to steal, kill, and destroy. Once he has you "on his side" be ready to bend over!
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i am
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I don't recommend anyone dabble in the black arts AT ALL. My best friend leads a wicca coven and only deals with good magik. I've seen some scary shit from before when he was messing with dark magik though.
**don't dare correct my spelling. there is a difference in magik and msgic.**
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Two alternatives.
It's not real. It's silly and a waste of time.
It's all real. There will be consequences.
Overall, bad idea.
Even if it's a silly phase, that sort of thing can freak you out and provide nightmare fuel for years.
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I read the man's book & thought it was ok as not more than a book.
Here's the thing, I don't know if Anton Szandor La Vey thought of or presented himself as a philosopher but based on his Satanic Bible & church, he's religious. His philosophies were that of a religious nature & The Church of Satan is a church.
The Satan Bible turned me on no more than The King James' Version of The Bible or The Book of Mormon or any other religious dogma I've taken time & patience to read.
Is it normal to practice the satanic religion?
Of course.
Does it make you any less a sheep than a god-fearing person?
Nope. You've just made up a shepherd different from the one the jesus folk made up.
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Soooooo do satanists believe in God? Or how do they view god of the bible?
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flikr
i read parts of his book it real dumb, one of his rules was "if someone enters your lair, you can rape him" or something weird like that

i think real devil worshiping is much better, trust me if you are going to hell you want get on satan's good side, i personally want do as many evil deeds as possible so that when I die i can become one of satan's favorite demons
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cabinet70
@: flikr
You do realise that Satan sodomises you in hell dont you
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flikr
i don't recall reading that in the bible
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cabinet70
@: flikr
LOL why do you think hes in hell hes a dirty fucker with a huge cock
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Chris_Ufc
@: flikr
What a waste of sperm you and your brother slack were.
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@: flikr
The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth, from The Satanic Bible (by Anton Szandor LaVey, 1867)

1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.

3. When in another%%u2019s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.

4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.

7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

9. Do not harm little children.

10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him."

Interesting. And is there anyone here who does NOT agree with rules 2, 3, 5, 9, and 10?
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@: JanIAm
im doubting that levay wrote anything in 1867 seeing how he wasnt born until about 70 years later.


anyway the whole idea of taking a book of myths known as the Bible and worshipping the loser in the great battle for earth is sillier than ever worshipping a carpenter that lived 2000 years ago.
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Typo -- 1967.
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Chris_Ufc
@: JanIAm
Is that the pussy guy who made the church of satan then died or some crap? He looked like a pussy I bet the satan is having a good time with him.
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Chis, below is an abbreviated excerpt from the Wikipedia article on Anton LaVey. It's not a very exciting death, actually. He was a pretty scary looking bastard, though. Looked kind of liked Marilyn Manson on steroids:
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Anton LaVey died on October 29, 1997, in St. Mary's Hospital, San Francisco of pulmonary edema. He was taken to St. Mary's, a Catholic hospital. For reasons open to speculation, the time and date of his death was incorrectly listed (by 2 days) as the morning of Halloween on his death certificate. Zeena Schreck claimed responsibility for LaVey's death through putting a ritual curse on him. A secret Satanic funeral, attended by invitation only, was held in Colma. LaVey's body was cremated, with his ashes eventually divided amongst his heirs as part of a settlement, on the assumption that they possess occult potency, and can be used for acts of Satanic ritual magic.
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@: JanIAm
Great you know those, but on this site it is meant for people to get help. If you don't want to hear other peoples problems don't read this. Glad you are familiar with LaVey's works though. If you havn't already, you should read Nietzsche.
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sorry to reply that way, for some reason i thought you were replying those things in sarcasm to someone's problem i just read... i need to get my act together!
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@: flikr
You realize you said "i read parts of his book it real dumb."

Does anyone else see the stupidity in that or is it just me?
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@: flikr
You're more likely to burn more than the others down there, do some good deeds before it's too late!
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