Are you spying on me?

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Yes I am I know everything about you

I live under your house =]

I knew it.

Stop it!

haha you have a small penis!!!

How did you know?

I'm sorry I just couldnt help myself. [not]

I'm being serious here. I think hidden cameras are in my room. I cover my walls with newspaper. Am I normal or paranoid?

I am not stupid, no offense.

I put the hidden cameras in your room. AND your absoultely positvely paranoid.

Stop doing this. You're invading my privacy.

Your scareing me now. I'm worried for you.

You're scaring me!

Your just to funny.

Do I know you?

everyone on this site knows you. You pass us all by every day.

liked what you were wearing today, btw, really flattering.

Who are you? How do you know these things?

I'm the leader of the Apparatus. I know everything. That's my job.

Who else is in this? I need names!

Maybe

What do you want from me?

I don't want anything form you

Pimp

Yeah right!

I WATCH EVERY MOVE YOU MAKE!

Everybody is watching you, look, you're on "Big Brother"!

everybody in the whole world is watching you and conspiring against you
we know everything about you. We use hidden cameras to watch your every move, the people you call your family and friends re just spys.

Check under your bed!

Yes. I'm your husband. I think it's totally normal to control every aspect of your life and control everything you come into contact with. I secretly have spyware on your computer and hide details about our finances from you because I'm a completely insane control freak that's making sure you stay dependent on me. If you try to leave me, I'll mentally, emotionally, and financially torture you. My whole purpose in life is to control everything I come into contact with, no matter who I damage or the cost.

HA HA! Just kidding. Kinda...

But seriously. It's all OK. =) Kinda.

lol flipping wierdo! relax dude
sofa, beer or cider of what ever 1 2 3 and tip back and sip
and rest
then stick on a film
soloution
not normal ok dude
just relax

Paranoia will destroy ya!
Let your guard down a little and live!

I will. Thanks!

I'll try.

Look behind you.





Stupid idiot. :D

Why are you following me?

I sit in front of your house everyday and I lurk in your windows. Sometimes I come inside and take a look at you showering. It's funny how you never notice.

I knew something was a little strange. Who are you and what do you want from me?

I want money. In cash. 20 bucks. Just leave it on the doorstep.

HEY SEXY

oh come on how ever u r (author)do not believe them i saw all your conversation with them but DONT ever believe them these r ur fears their r no cameras what makes u think like this i also had the same problem but just get over it but how to u want cameras to get in ur room with out u knowing something about it i am serious and if want to make sure their r no cameras spy cameras r placed on walls under any thing so take off the news paper and u will find nothing. trust me get over ur fears or u will be driven mad and people will avoid being ur friends or even talking to u get over it be4 it is too late and do not let these people who r pretending to be spying on u scare u and how do they how that u r the 1 they r spying on.
i wish i helped if u need more
hamoody5g@hotmail.com email me at any time i will be happy to help (i did not make that acount i was too lazy so i told my sis and that is what i get)

i love the new furniture

LMFAO!!!!!!!

Yes, I am spying on you. I live underneath your bed, where it's dusty and spider-populated (they became my friends! Yay!). I sometimes come from underneath to empty your fridge and to do your brother, who is awesomely hawt by the way. I've also seen your secret pr0n collection on your PC, in that ZIP file which has the password IWannaDoAngelinaJolie_11736. Watch out, I know where your house lives!!! MWAHAHAHA!!!!! >:D

Oh, and if all this bull crap is for real, then you're a pathetic, paranoid person who needs to go to the psychiatrist.

i have special plans for you...

you look pretty when you sleep... :D

shut up! leave me alone!

f*cktards, he/she is saying that there paranoid, i think, but yeh, dumbasses

Oh were not following you... but by the way i like the new curtains

Yes, as a matter of fact I am spying on you. I have for a long time, my friend. My, you do look good naked! I love the way you sleep. And the way you put your clothes on is just sooo sexy!

Ahem! You are suffering from extreme Paranoia. Please see your doctor immediately.

Who are you?

Who am I? You know who I am I'm the guy that has been hiding in the attic for the past few weeks.