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ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER
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I am a very tall and skinny guy in his early 20's. For as long as I can remember I have had an obsession with arnie. HE IS THE MAN. I wished I was him that I was like him. I have watched his movies over and over again. I think I must have seen T2 like 20 times. I am addicted. I watch his websites play his videos. Buy documentaries. I am obsessed. I wanna be just like him. I am crazy maybe. But he is on my mind like every single day! WHY? What is wrong with me? Its getting to the stage where I shut out the real world and real people cos I think I used to think that he was my friend and I realise now that I don't have any. Even if I am screwed up I think he is an incredible guy. A complete f**king legend! I think every guy and girl has heard of him and must find him amazing. I am not gay, I just wanna be like him.
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trouble666 (5288)
2007-01-18 20:49:31
go to a shrink, not calling you crazy but maybe they can help you with this one. sorry if you take this the wrong way.
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Shavemeslowly (5177)
2007-01-18 22:36:33
Never liked him.
Looked like a cross between a neanderthal with down's sydrome and a gorilla. Never liked his accent, it sounded slow and stupid. Never liked his acting. Come on. Twins? Junior? Kindergarden Cop?
Hate much of his politics. Hate his attitude towards women.
Basically he was good at flexing and giving that goofy grin, and that time has long passed.
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Fantainfinite (4355)
2007-01-18 22:41:19
U must be female shavemeslowly. Most guys can appreciate Arnold.
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Shavemeslowly (5177)
2007-01-18 22:42:05
lol I guess so X)
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mm2184 (5042)
2007-01-18 23:09:53
Arnie is a tard
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cabinet70 (4440)
2007-01-19 00:55:17
The original poster I think you are a girlie man
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CrazyMoFo (1953)
2007-01-19 01:37:19
Maybe if u pulled ur head out of his ass long enuff, u'd realize that YOUR NOT REAL. Thats right, ur just tiny particles of a peice of shit in Arnolds toilet bowl.
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Shavemeslowly (5177)
2007-01-19 01:40:36
I am real. I am the goose.
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Bob17 (1154)
2007-01-19 04:19:52
Ah, so you're the goose.
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callo (3023)
2007-01-19 07:11:10
if you want to be like him, why not lift some weights?
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Bob17 (1154)
2007-01-19 08:49:16
http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2005/arnie-is-back-p1.php
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Fantainfinite (4355)
2007-01-19 09:08:37
That's a fake photo
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Shavemeslowly (5177)
2007-01-19 17:23:17
I'd still say I didn't like his acting much. Though I agree other actors have their weak points. I happen not to like his ideals and his acting, and think its amusing and sad that he is the big character that he is today.
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callo (3023)
2007-01-20 07:14:03
because he is mr. universes. in charge of the whole universe..
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ANALAREA51 (6329)
2007-03-06 02:06:39
tie a brick to your dick and lift it thats a start
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slackjawedyokel (6678)
2007-04-13 19:24:00
so go get you some steroids and you too may be the skrunken ballsac gov of Cali.
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