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ASS BATTERING RAM
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I use my ass as a battering ram when I practice Martial Arts and Street Fights. My instructor gets pissed off at me. My friends call me an Idiot. I am sad becuse this is my most powerful move. Wahat do you think?
Do you think it's normal?
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au21 (38)
2005-06-14 18:15:46
Why don't you batter your ass with a ram instead? I have a pet ram named Grumpy Nuts you can borrow....as long as I can watch him intrude your ass with his horns. Yay! It's ass-ramming time!
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Anonymous
2005-06-15 18:28:16
hawt
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Mungbean (220)
2005-06-16 15:28:12
@: Anonymous
LOL

Definitely not normal.
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Element10010 (520)
2005-06-30 16:22:55
Martial Arts are about dicipline. If you were really fighting, that would be fine, but at a class it is innapropriate.
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Anonymous
2006-05-25 09:38:58
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Chuckle (2016)
2006-06-14 16:42:55
LOLZ when you said ass battering ram I thought you meant something else like a battering ram for ass not a battering ram of ass! However it seems to be immature to use your ass as a weapon. That's fine in the playpen with your other little friends but out in the hood the 'homies' would laugh at you. Your instructor is right in being pissed of with as having a move as the ass battering ram seems to be below martial arts and street fights. IMO the ass move seems kind of retarded like you don't want to fight (if you know what I mean) and I think since your opponent wants to fight you (I know I would if you tried sticking 'that thang' all up in my face) you should respect their wishes.
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biofeedback (2969)
2006-07-28 02:04:09
While a lot of energy transfer can be accomplished with a hockey-style hipcheck, hitting with your bum itself creates both a really soft weapon. while it might move a guy a good distance and off balance, you expose your back, kidneys, back of the head, and the easily buckled backside of the knees. So, in a "streetfight" you'd probably get kidneyshotted, knee taken out, or stabbed in the back while trying that.
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SweetAngel (10282)
2007-09-05 12:56:51
Kill yourself.
NOW!!!
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METHOSjr. (83)
2007-10-07 20:07:54
@: SweetAngel
Eat your own ass out SweattyAngle./
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METHOSjr. (83)
2008-02-04 17:27:25
My junk is exactly 2.6 cenitmeteres in length, Sir.

What is yours? (i only accept Metric measurements, thanks)
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