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I like to watch television while on my stomache. My wife has this infatuation with my ass. So, she always grabs and slaps it. But now she has this new thing. She likes to get up and bite my ass cheek. Then she goes about her business. What do you all think?
Do you think it's normal?
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Moi (588)
2006-02-06 18:26:30
If you both like it, continue on . . .
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METHOSjr. (83)
2006-02-06 18:29:46
I have kinda the same homeLife. My wife tries to jab the "hole" whenever I get up. Not in a hurty way, but a "sexy in her book" kinda way. I don't like it because it feels good, But Jesus don't like the butthole and maybe I shouldn't either.

Jesus is the Rasin!
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Anonymous
2006-02-21 17:28:03
cause if youve asked her to bite you ie "bite me" or ever said the term "ass munch" you might just have yourself to blame
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aawood (1744)
2006-06-04 10:16:57
@: METHOSjr.
To Monkey: If Jesus liked jumping off cliffs, would you do it? If God made us, God made that butthole, and he made it feel the way it does. meditate on that.

(I, as a hell-bound atheist, will stick what I like where I like when I like. ;) )
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jbirdhouse99@hotmail.com (3421)
2006-08-27 18:49:55
Get tiger coustom then sexy growl to ur wife!
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londonfun42 (3516)
2006-08-31 17:57:30
you should start her using only her finger, gradually moving on to bigger and harder items!
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homersimpson (3466)
2006-09-04 19:03:13
Cool wife.
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armandhammer (4001)
2006-10-12 00:53:10
i'd clown punch her
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cabinet69 (3089)
2006-10-12 04:43:17
Go up and bite her really on a tit or on her pussy shell soon stop
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fatpeoplearehot (7655)
2007-04-16 12:38:45
ooooh yeaaaa thats hot.....
i like women with sharp teeth.....
and big hairy nipples
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