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i like to lick my boy freinds ass clean, after he sh*t's.
Do you think it's normal?
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Anonymous
well if it makes you happy. just make she you use mouth wash after. Don't go out in public unless you do that first
Anonymous
Ewwwwwwww!!!!!!
Anonymous
i think a lot of fag do this for their 'friends'
I think ass licking is normal but I think most people prefer licking clean asses. I usally lick my wife after we get out of the shower.
groooooooos
Anonymous
i think you are sick person,if i was going to lick a ass it would be clean!!!!!!!!!!!
she licks my hairy one, but it's gotta be clean first.
Anonymous
And I wonder wheather you kiss him after that or not.
*PUKES*
Anonymous
SOUNDS INTERESTING.Maybe ill ask my girlfriend to try it on me,LMAO
If you like it then it don't matter, it's abit wierd but then i like wierd things :D
My girlfriend wants to wipe her ass with my face and I don't know if I should let her.
@: jerry
nothing wrong with it. give it a try,you might like it. might make her orgasm
I love licking my girlfriends ass after shes been wearing tight jeans all day long and her ass is all sticky and smelly.It tastes so good
I dont mind licking my girlfriends ass out. i dont think she minds it either, i love the tast she loves the feeling. tips rub a bit some pussy juice in there while licking mmmmmmm.try
answer to lick sh*te(human waste)

1_ to lick the waste of human body can cos long term illness which called (x hubony)it will lead you to a kind of cancer after 10 years.it also will damage your mind bio(ffxt)which lead you to a strange kind of sadism.it also can change the look of your skin,it will be darker and yellowish.
human waste can also give you a bad blood pressure and there is a chance to catch some kinda viruses of c type,these viruses only exist in humane waste and can cos serious effections in your digestive system!!

andreas xxx
university of sheffield,uk
Licking ass is great.I enjoy licking ass of women or men.Clean or just after they took a dump.I have done it at parties.I lick tasting different people.My wife likes me licking others.And she will kiss me after.
I agree with licking girls a**holes out! I love doing it, and most girls love it done to them. I wish more girls liked to lick guys asses, it's been a while since I've had my ass licked
I love licking my girls ass, especially when her pussy is really wet. I like eating it while she plays with her cl*t and leaks pussy juice all on my face. I can feel her tight hole clenching and then releasing as she leaks.
Licking my wife's a**hole is the best pleasure i have during sex. She does not like it anyway. I surely would like to try it on some chubby white chick with large butts. Sometimes i do admire my neighbour, she is juicy. If my wife likes it, i would want to do it after she poops. So, any chick(s) who want(s) a good lick of their brown hole, get me at pumpingbazooka@gmail.com. I am a guy who is switched on with the butt of the lady, 20-60 yrs, as long as it is still tight and i love seeing girls releasing those big fat turds.
@: jerry
its nice to get her to wipe her filthy ass on yr face right after she lets out a thick fat turd. If she is chubby, youll never let her go to the toilet alone.
@: carcass
For someone who is going to University, you have a major problem. I am wondering if you passed english when you were at high school or as you would say, hi scool. You are one to know the in's and out's of the human bum hole though you cannot spell for sh*t. If a person likes it do it . If you dont then dont do it. It is as simple as that........... Ok i will now translate into UNIVERSITY MODE..

4 sum1 who iz goin to Universiti ew hav a majr prbem. Eye an wonderin if u parsed at hi scool. Ewe r 1 2 no da ins an outs orf da hueman ass thow u cant spall 4 bog. Ef a persan liked it do it. Ef ewe dunt then dunt do et et es simpel as tat.............
Andreas XXX you are a moron. Yes, it is possible to become seriously ill by eating human waste, but not always. It depends on your partner and your own immune system. My boyfriend weighs 350lbs and has a gorgeous ass. I love it when I open my mouth wide and press it firmly to his bum hole. I then suck on his big, fat, firm stool like I suck on his c*ck. Then I pack it into his ass crack and rub my face in it. It's incredible!
Yeah, I would like a girl to eat my ass someday but i dont think i could ever be in a serious relationship with somebody who would do that. I licked an ex gf's ass several times but it was always clean and i didnt care for it to much, she seemed to like it tho.
Your are just a smart ass with obviously nothing better to do than talk sh*t.
Your probably also a closet sh*t eater.
Wonders just how long it took you to come up with that smart ass comment.i'm guessing quiet a while as i've already made up my mind that you are not the brightest star in the sky.
Get a life.
@: beans97
yucky
what ever takes you interest i suppose.
Licking my gf's a**hole, as i recognize,is the best part of sex. We generally DO sex twice a week. But i lick her a**hole thrice daily. and once in a month,i lick,kiss,suck her a**hole for whole the day. and its is NOT ass-cleaning. Its just getting all the honey from there,which is,in infinite supply there. Nothing else in the world is as sweet and delicious as her a**hole.
However,licking sh*t is bad for your own health,it contains many harmful germs.
i love to lick a**hole,the last time that i did,i lickeda 68 years old black lady,it was delicious,she have a big black hole,,yumy..i want to do it again,old a**hole taste good.
Are you people being serious? I'm a very open minded person but there are some places you shouldn't put your mouth. The a**hole is where people expel feces. That should be all I have to say. Using your tongue as a sheet of toilet paper for another person is not healthy. In fact it's the most unhealthy thing I've ever heard; physically and mentally. DON'T EAT FECES, and if you do, do us all a favor and avoid reproducing. And never share a drink or pipe with anyone who isn't fully aware that your mouth is contaminated by feces bases bacteria. Don't eat stools, others or your own. That includes licking a**holes, a**holes.
Oh! OH! OH!!!!! YOU MAKE ME SO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O MAD!!!!!!

Provided that your lover is CLEAN AND HEALTHY a**hole licking is GENERALLY safe and I think insanely erotic!

But, I will caution that any type of sexual behavior entails risks. Yes you could get sick by doing this. Then again, maybe you won't. Upon numerous occasions I have given one particular good friend MANY rim jobs, enjoyed doing it for him A LOT and knock on wood never became ill, again, knock on wood.

There are few experiences IMHO that compare on a sexual level than licking a beautiful man's behind.

Again, I would not recommend doing this with a stranger. Actually as a disclaimer, I am not saying that anyone should try this, but only expressing my views on the matter. You form you're own opinions and take your own risks.

Remember, rimming (eating ass) can transmit ANY sexually transmitted disease including HIV which causes AIDS and a host of other bacteria, viruses, parasites, etc. Be careful please.
For me to eat ass the girl has to be very pretty. When my son was in high school a few years ago he had a girlfriend who had a secret crush on me. We went to a hotel and got it on. She was a blonde hair blue eyed cheerleader. The first thing i did was go right for the a**hole. Man did it taste good. she loved the experience i had. The biggest thrill i got was when she blew a big Fart right when i was getting my tounge up her hole. Thats something everyone should experience. I just hope my wife and son do not find out
no matter how many showers you take...you always have a "deuce" on "deck"....
I feel lucky to have had two 'first night' ass licking experiences...one was me on a girl the other was a girl on me!
I'd never done this to anyone before, we were both pretty drunk and met outside a club. After a looooong walk to my hotel we got it on and a SINGLE bed too! Whilst going down on her she simply lifted her knees up to her chest whilst I was on the 'down stroke'and moaned loudly when I accidently hit the butthole... What was I to do? she had been dancing all night so her pussy and ass were smelling really good too. The redbull and vodka probably had something to do with the fact that we shagged until dawn! (also the only time I've ever had anal sex on a first date...should have kept her number!!)
Similar circumstances surround meeting with the other girl who during a mindblowing blowjob whilst I was laying back on the bed promptly pushed my legs backwards and dipped into my ass with her toungue whilst wanking me! - It was shocking, very rude, and because SHE chose to push it that far on a first night, a f**king awesome turn on. I live for that kind of thrill!
I think a VERY strong antiseptic mouthwash would be enough to blast away the baddies like listerine...or a flaming zambuka!!
i have been thinking about eat my girls ass out, i think i might as well seeing as how i like to eat her pussy out. who know she jus might like it
I'm a fag and I lick ass all the time. It's just part of sex, although some guys don't get into it as much. We always shower first. The best was when I had three naked men with very hairy asses on my couch holding up their legs and I went back and forth licking their holes.
What an a**hole you are.Get a life spelling nazi. what a creep who cares you crybaby b**chass punk.
@: jerry
Absolutely, you should do it! Men dream about getting this opportunity and never actually experience it. It is an acquired "taste" mind you and you may wish to discuss the consistency of her sh*t (firm or soft stools)before you progress. If she has any friends who would like to meet another incurable ass-licker/cleaner, please put them onto me! Paul.
Absolutely, there can be nothing more unnatural than licking a freshly bathed ass-hole.
You are a very lucky man. i also love licking my girlfriend's sweaty ass after a hard days work. Paul.
well i think u are discusting for that probably because its the fact that ima guy but i absolutly love doin that to my girlfriend their was 1 time wen she farted directly into my mouth but suprisingly i loved the taste
I like it. It is first thing I do befor sex. It is delicious.
Hey "andreas xxx from university of heffield,uk" you don't know sh*t about Hepatitis C don't even honk your horn on here. Hepatitis C is transmitted through blood stream or sex organs. not through feces!!!

It might be weird or sick for some people others may enjoy it. Those people are not in the known of that humen are just different. It's not sick... it's just different! you may keep accepting that it's sick... then you're just bounding yourself up with a tunnel vision!
Talking of straight.... a**hole licking human males are actually the straightest males according to the father of medicine Hippocrates... b**chez!!!!!
It is one of my biggest turn ons...and when I asked my girl friend she liked it too so.. you really can't say its gross unless you've tried it..and yes it does have to be clean for me
I have had an 8 month affair with a married woman and I eat her a**hole out every time we have sex.It is so delicious and I rub my face in her pussy and her a**hole and my face gets so wet and then we kiss and I f**k her up the ass and she sucks my d*** until I come then I tongue her and we both swallow my cum.Am I deranged?
that sounds incredibly hot. wish i was her. love having my ass licked and licking my hubbies (and my best friend's when hubbie gets buzzed and lets me!)
I also love to lick my mans a**. But only when it's CLEAN--and then i'll go all night!

Be careful--you could get serious infections including, but not limited to, pink eye and hepatitis.
I definitely agree that smelling my girlfriends ass after she has been in tight jeans all day is the best smell-it makes me so horny and she loves teasing me by fingering her ass and making me smell it on her fingers, then talking dirty about her dirty a**hole and how she wants me to gape her ass-it drives me insane!! It must be the pheromone thing as I love smelling and licking her c*nt too just before her time of the month, nothing too unhygienic just natural juices/smells drive me wild! When she goes away she leaves me a pair of her underwear she has worn and makes sure she rubs her ass and c*nt juices all over them and I smell them and masturbate while smelling her ass and c*nt, sounds weird but if you know the smell its is so intense!
If its black stick it back, if its brown gulp it down!!
i fantasize about licking a girls a**hole clean. I love that special taste right in the middle of the ring after a days work and I want to take it a step further by licking after the toilet - where can I find a similarly perverse but beautiful girl?!
I wouldn't mind my wife licking my ass, as long as there wasn't any penetration by her tongue. In fact, if she were to gently lick my ass while reaching around to give me one of her awesome hand-jobs, (she has an amazing touch), that would probably be pretty cool. But I woudln't want any penetration. ...But that's just me.

As for her, I often will slip my tongue into her ass - as far as I can get it in there - while going down on her. She LOVES it. Occasionally, when we're making love "doggie-style," I will be looking down at her beautiful ass and pull out for a minute or so while I tongue-f**k her in the ass. She loves it and I love it. Good stuff. BUT - it's always clean down there. She and I both use those moistened wipes when we do our "business." If it wasn't clean, I wouldn't do it; which speaks to the original post/question here. I wouldn't want my wife licking me clean after that. That wouldn't be comfortable at all.
So for me: Yes on doing it to my wife, no on penetration on me, (but licking the outside is fine), and no on either doing it when either bum hole has not been properly cleaned & maintained!
I very much like pleasuring my wife in this way. As long as she is freshly bathed and feels safe, secure and completely adored...... then she can enjoy it enough to moan and say "oh, that's good". I love her voice. To hear her expressing approval and gratification in sex..... I have my reward.
However, I'm sure that her's is the only ass on this planet that I could ever actually want to um... "know".
For some reason, I really enjoy eating my gf's ass. I don't know why, I just do. She likes it, but it makes her feel uncomfortable. She's offered it to me, but I've had it done once, and don't like it. I'm infactuated with it, but feel like I'm weird for feeling so.
@: jerry
Jerry, it's your girl, let her wipe her ass in your face and enjoy it dude.
Wow i guess its normal
It is a sweet sensasion though
Aperspective i dont really understand that...
@: jerry
I would go for it jerry
But after anybody craps dont do it
I dunno but every bf I've ever had has obsessed over my booty and done this to me. It's feels great! Every woman should experience it
No girls ive been with have ever been into it but ive done it with a mates on a few occasions, (come on guys, we all need some help when we aint gettin any from the Mrs!) Not into sh*t though! Although ive always found it great to share the experience of watching sh*tting & licking out the ass afterwards but NEVER eating sh*t, I couldn't stomach it!
Wow this one is weird... Well I always felt like screwing a female dolphin, so I guess we are all f**ked up!

(never done it, never will, first and foremost because... WHERE THE f**k WOULD I FIND A DOLPHIN!)
thats just nasty
It's normal. I like to lick an a**hole whether it's clean or not. I've tried it both ways and I prefer the a**hole to be natural, but if the guy has taken a dump and forgot to wipe, I'll clean his a**hole with my tongue...