Ass-tits
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I don't have any porn so i draw nipples and aereolas on my ass and jack off in the mirror.

Do you think it's normal?

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CrazyMoFo (1953)

2006-05-15 23:03:59

Your a sick Gay f*ck. Welcome to the world. Just dont start sticking objects up ur ass and u'll be fine.

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nwsamurai (1710)

2006-05-16 02:42:11

You have a computer... but you say you don't have porn?

Is this your first time using the internet?

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Anonymous

2006-05-16 06:24:58

@: nwsamurai

Makes me laugh how some pple can consider things to be a real problem, rather than some child minded person righting something for a laugh.

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ombretordue (2122)

2006-05-20 13:59:56

I hope you mean writing. I don't believe that this is the sort of thing that can be "righted"... anyway... that's quite an old fashioned verb

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xXJeniXx (1458)

2006-05-20 16:30:39

WTF?

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luaghinggravy (4279)

2006-11-09 16:00:11

I'm also short on porn so instead I like to paint an accurate Hans Holbien style minature of her grace the duchess of york on my bell end and try and make her puke

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niggorman09 (4308)

2006-11-12 04:27:51

What?

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JoeMcMannus (3751)

2006-11-13 20:30:30

Go here ya lamo faggot!!!! www.breasts.com

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Someperson (4345)

2006-11-15 16:05:37

http://www.carm.org

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rand0m3 (4356)

2006-11-16 13:26:07

my god, what a faggot...

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Fantainfinite (4355)

2006-11-17 06:06:03

LOL dude. That's gotta be tough though jacking off to a piss poor drawing of your own ass. AHAHAHHAH!

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itsnotme!!! (4251)

2006-11-17 12:04:11

lame bumboning man u should really turn ure self into the tards home my m8 actually pissed him self wee read this hes still laughing now...fucking wierdo

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buetifulchick21 (15279)

2008-07-22 11:31:23

a great website for free porn is dirtystage.com
enjoy

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Ass-tits 13 Comments

Ass-tits
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