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AUSTRALIA
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Recently, I do not know why though, I am thinking about living in Australia when I get older (18 now). I mean I know some stuff on it already and I did a little research on it and it looks like a lovely place to live. There are miles and miles of beautiful beaches and lots of friendly people. Nice cities like Canberra and especially Sydney. And it seems like the Aussies are more laid back. I know, every country has its share of problems and I realize that...

...So any people here from Australia? Can you comment about what I thought about your home country? Because I'd like to get feedback from a true Australian who can vouch for their country.

Thanks!
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you get to pet funny animals!...but the dingos may eat your babies
There's be fried chiggen in Aussia mistah?
@: NlGGER
AH! But do they wear shoes for you to clean? lol
hahahahahahaha im on the fucking internet on christmas morning!!!! truth be told im actually testing out this portable hard-drive i got, fuck me its small, but 120 gb strong!!!

If you want to go to Australia to LIVE then do not, under any circumstances, ever, never, even think about Canberra, there is NOTHING there, the only people there are those who work in government, nothing else.
Sydney, well i guess its ur opinion, but lets just say i dont think much of that place...not much at all
The place u wanna be is Melbourne, shits over all other cities, its busy, but not too busy, has creditable transport mechanisms (yes sydney, its called a road grid), ranks highest out of Australia's cities in terms of livability, and has a great mixture of culture (ie art, etc) and other past-times (ie sport). The only thing about melbourne, and indeed Victoria (the state its in)is that it has practically no famous landmarks or anything, whereas everywhere else has at least something.

So umm yeh, thats basically my very individualistic view on it, of course there are other places like Perth (drugs and shit), Brisbane (bogans and shit), Adelaide (randoms and shit), and Hobart (weirdos and shit).
Hey, he might be able to teach YOU to SPELL!
Hey we have the Mexicans here so I feel your pain.
In UK we have everything, now half of Eastern Europe is living here too.
@: Lockets
Anything is better then mexicans. Trust me.
No, Mexicans are good. Anything but YOU. You stay in the Uninvited Sperm Abuser.
@: nearly
You like people who stink and dont speak english? Is because of them we have bilboard sighns in nothing but spanish now and its because of them you have to press one on your phone for english when you call somewhere. Not to mention I have yet to find one that is over 5 foot 6.
LOL. Have the Mexicans moved into many states of America or just certain ones? Do you get many immigrants from other central American countries?
@: Lockets
The mexicans have taken over. They are the majority in texas and arizona already and states like mine (florida) and georgia will be in the same boat in a few years. They come accross our un protected border and move into slums making barely anything to live on and the government does nothing to send them back because its to costly to do. Not many from any other countries mostly mexico.
@: Lockets
They love whistling at white girls and staring them down because they have never had any good pussy in their whole lives so if you were to come here they would treat you like a queen. Give them a tri (if you can get use to the armpit smell).
Thanks for the info. It's really scary, the way countires are changing due to immigration. What with travel getting easier, governments getting softer, unemployment becoming more tolerable and accectable,etc.
Immigration has slowly shaped the planet over the last several thousand years, but the speed of it these days is scary and difficult to keep up with.
My school used used to 20% Asian/Black but now it's 80%Asian/Black.
Where will it all end?
@: Lockets
I tell you where it will all end is when they take over. Or our economy falls apart. We were nice to them and lowered our guard and they have taken advantage of it. My school was the same way when I was in it, my freshman year we had about 20 blacks in the whole school and they acted white but by my senior year their was easily 100 and they all stuck together talking loud in the hall ways and trying to intimidate all the whites.
Well it's all scary. Another problem in UK is rise of Muslims. At least most of our blacks are African Christians. I am very scared of Islam.
@: Lockets
I cannot stand the muslims either. I was in Iraq twice and I can tell you most of the people has a whole do not like Westerners, they will act like it to your face but behind your back they are plotting. I dont understand why they are aloud in our countries in times like these when anyone of them could be a terrorists. Once again we have just lowered our guard.
fuck yer ... australia's the sickest bit of land on this round thing we live on dude :P south coast is definatley the go ay. Waves are fuckin awsome...come visit! :) woo
Id recomend the gold coast especially surfers paradise always something going 4 theme parks and heaps of hot pussy
It's all very scary! I work with a few Muslims and the ones I know are nice but the whole global Islam thing is a big worry. Where in America are there big Muslim communities?
@: Lockets
I know they have some up north but I would have to look it up to tell you exactly where. They are here though just like we have Jewish communitys. My advice is never to trust any of them no matter what.
Obama should run for president of Australia too he would bring change.
Well he should become their dictator then.
I wana live in Australia too. =))
mexicans tfffttttpppp trash of the earth dont eat there burritos
Australia is a great place, normal things to do include, but not limited to; throwing another shrimp on the barbie, Riding around in kangaroos, Boxing with kangaroos, Wrestling crocodiles. Also you should know that Australia is just a huge desert and people live about 15 miles from their neighbours down poorly made dirt roads. There is no normal citys ANYWHERE in Australia, and the airports are the most advanced technology considering they contain the only paved roads. As soon as you get to Australia I recommend going to a kangaroo rental place, as there are no cars here. Have fun in Australia! =]
@: wtfman
wtfman... f**k you.

Anyways, i live in australia. I live on the Central coast where it's a couple hours drive from Sydney and its great here. Beaches, ocean, bush, people (of course :P ) and its a cheap holiday for city peoples. I love it here cause its close to the city but peaceful.
The Gold Coast has amusment parks and casinos, beaches and cities, but its packed and a crappy place to live. Holiday only!
Hope this helps :)
Australia is great, its an easy life here, not too many people have guns and you can do whatever you want realy.
And all you racist cunts, Australia is a multicultural country but in the best way, we dont have problems of mexican gangs etc we just have an astounding array of pussy on offer, delicious little asian girls wog chicks ,black hoe africans and backpackers gallore.
we do have some muslims and more dark dark africans are coming but yeah its ok for now. just live life and make the most of it
@: wtfman
bahahahaha yup
I'm from Sydney, and I think it's not a bad idea to live in Australia. I love the place. I have to say though, if you're really ambitious and want to go far in life, Australia's too laid back for that.
im from sydney but i wanna live in the states!!
every country is different, but be wary as it is like all the others. Racism, violence, deviants, and such still roam the streets as any other. But through the misery you find some alright people eh? It can be fun and a bitch
Why do you say that? I'm really curious. Hey, if I do become really successful in life, then that's cool. But from what you've said, I get the feeling that if I move there, I won't be able to achieve very much lol.