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Axe Spray
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Is it normal, that as a female, I refuse to date any guy who buys and wears the product Axe? I find their advertising slightly idiotic. I mean, do men really think that we are honry sluts who are just going to fuck any man that wears a certain smell? I mean, we aren't stupid.

Plus their scents aren't that attractive.

(yes I realize that smell is a large part of being sexually attracted to a man, but Axe body spray stinks, and their advertising just puts me off and whenever I smell it I automatically think that guy is shallow. I can't help it, it's their commercials.)

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Comments (30)
Anonymous
Do you tell those guys that they stink and that's why you won't date them?
umm i think axe smells good and the reason why guys wear it is because it has pheromones in it that make women subconsiously attracted to it. My boyfriend wears it and i love it because i always feel so more attracted to him when he is smelling soooo damn good!
Anonymous (Story Author)
But my point is, that when men wear that, it makes me automatically think they are shallow.
Anonymous
ahaha my boyfriend stole his brother's axe and wasted it all killing bugs with it. nasty smell, awesome bug spray.
don't guys understand that girls are attracted to the real smell that a man has? ( whether they admit it or not.) I think it it totaly normal to think axe is sick, just like other stink products...when guys wear that colonge they smell like I think a cheesy, stinky lounge singer might smell..nasty.
Anonymous
@: magnum2
I do have a musky smell actually for the women most men like to spray cos they might get b o and b o isn't the musky smell its b o i realy am suprised at the depth of which ure going again tryin ure best to think i'm souch a grate man, your not better get it out of your head errrr dick head, obviusly you get turned on by ure own smells lol axe is a nice smell for the men aswell but also more nice for the ladies, anyway don't girls have a nice wiff of the musky smell of a man whilst you are naked or close to each other i wear spray when i go out so i smell good to thers you must be evry musky can you pong it round you fully cloved not needing to put pray on lol full of it arn't ya. THE GOD OF ALL CREATIONS, i actually no people who say they havn't got a musky smell, but harmaticly to my relief i have, whats u trying to prove ok if it makes u happy you are so much better lololnot
Anonymous
and plus theres a massive probly 100 million males out there that spray like mad ure dissing the hole population of males, maybe the one you have is like a god of creations yer maybe lolol fools. is that the only thing you find attractive about ure man the smell yer that somes it right up doesn't it. theres more than just a musky smell to should make you like a man they all have one love hahaha must be a slapper feasting for musk lol.
and u no what i do i tell my friends lies about me to see if they pop up online because i'm like that lol and you never seem to amaze me do u, just so i no for shure that it is you. gossip king flders shut you up for a while, wow it must be a pitty when you think yer i'm more of a man cos i got this smell what ever smell lolol so what its a smell wiv all got one didn't take long for my one socald good friend to feed some fake fuel to some tossers mind to wak online lolol av neirly finish on this with ure nonsence anyway youv allways been a person ppl look down to if this smell cheers u up go for if it must turn you on lol quite strong actually mine jus had a wiff but its a smell men shouldn't be amazed by it like you where men dont be amazed at something every male has that walks the planned pls u let ure self drop at times lol.
@: goog
and men don't be amazed at something that turns women on get me, i aint that much of a b.o person i don't wear much spray so maybe we would be good together you would like me baby come round for a smell sometime lol.
Anonymous (Story Author)
Okay, say whatever jumble of incoherent words in one post so I can skip it because your constant posting of idiotic thoughts that don't make any sense is annoying.
I like the smell of a freshly clean man, skip the cologne please.
I was too lazy to read all of the comments but I do have an opinion.The person who wrote this story...
It is perfsctly normal to feel this way.You are right...the commercials are really dumb and it makes women
look like "objects".The men who wear "axe" just because of the commercials are pretty shallow and naive.
I happen to know my own phereomones are much more sexy than any stupid spray... all I have to do is play badminton for a few minutes and the girls are all over my stanky areas.
Anonymous
fuck off you prick that b o silly basterd women hate that men dont mind it.
stop it...your a dumb-ass. I would not normaly say that. but for you it's true. prattle-prattle-prattle. shut up.
Thank you magnum.
give me lynx africa and ultraviolet any day.
I have never seen one of the commercials but I know there are a lot of women who love the smell of Axe. I use it myself and it has nothing to do with dumb ass advertising, its because chicks really do dig it. There are so many different kinds, maybe some of them smell bad, but the kind I use is pretty mild (Pheonix) and sort of has a "fresh out of the shower" kind of smell.
Maybe these men are gay and just like to smell themselves... that or it is infact an efficient anti-perspirant
As a female, I also absolutely hate those commercials.
i have never really liked cologne on men. it does seem to make them seem like they are looking for sex. such a dead give away is not a turn on but a signal to back away from the horney bastard.
Anonymous
I ,as a woman, actually like the smell and I always buy it for my boyfriend. And that's not the only reason why guys wear the stuff just because they think we're gonna go after them. Fuckin lighten up some slut!
Anonymous
It isn't like there aren't a ton of women who wear things to try to sexually appeal to men on the level of phermones. I've never seen Axe commercials, but I doubt they could be any more demeaning to women than most perfume and lingerie ads are demeaning to men.
Yo wassup playaz?? Well heres a tip that has worked wonders for me. Im a kind of person who almost always wear a hat or summin. Well wat I usually do before I leave th crib is take some cologne, and a mixture of pheromones, and Axe, and just rub my hands together, and wipe it all in my hair then put my hat on. And when I got to talk to a gurl. After talking to her for a while, and if it seems like shes not interrested in you, just take of your hat. Then...

But seriously, plenty of women wear god awful perfumes for all the same reasons men wear Axe and other colognes. Axe (A.K.A. Lynx) and similar products (Tag) are just doing what works- Exploiting sexual appeal. I'm a guy and find the commercials a little offensive, but I'm not normal. I don't use Axe for fear that slutty sluts might be pole dancing about my drain pipes. I dislike most artificial scents, especially arousing ones. Axe's scents are garden variety at best and make for poor odor protection. Everyone seems to think Axe contains pheromones, but it doesn't, hence their absence as a selling point or ingredient.

Alcohol + Butane + T-Rex Piss = Axe
Goog = Typical Axe user (...j/k)

You're probably limiting yourself in a bad way. I don't think it's reasonable to say all guys who use Axe, a widely marketed product that seems like a good idea, can have low IQ's.
axe smells good...
I don't think that that kind of mentality is very fair to the guys wearing it. Not being attracted to the smell is completely normal and being turned off by their commercials is completely normal, but it's not very fair to think that every guy who wears/buys it is shallow, because they could just be guys who tend to sweat a lot and/or like the smell of it. Not all guys are horny goats who want to seduce every girl they see.
All that shite is no good realy.It's expensive and causes allergic reactions and smells like general nasty. Supposidly the pheramones do something for attraction, but thats BS. Men have more natural pheramones then that shit, and they actually do you some good(as long as you don't get BO, so for chrissakes guys, wear some stick deoderant AND not that shit)
Axe spray , ohhh that stuff we dont really have thje stuff in brtain esept in pound shops , its that shity chepy crap ini lol
i wear tag body spray, you like that one, its better and you get horny off of it more!
@: Jeni
Quote Jeni (1113):

umm i think axe smells good and the reason why guys wear it is because it has pheromones in it that make women subconsiously attracted to it. My boyfriend wears it and i love it because i always feel so more attracted to him when he is smelling soooo damn good!

First of all it was made in a lab. For 2 human phermones are BO. Not musky smelling body spray. Paris hilton factor %100!