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Baby lotion gift
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I just made a present for my girlfriend. She loves snowglobes (normal) and amongst other gifts for her birthday I decided to make her a set of snowglobes. I decided to use baby lotion as the medium. Upon completion of the mini-project I had about half a litre of the lotion leftover. I used a good portion of this to oil myself up and have some DIY action. Nearing climax I jizzed into one of the jars. Now she has two pure globes and one with a wad of love piss in. It seems to sparkle more than the other two.
Is it normal to cum on gifts for your loved ones?
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (12)
cabinet69 (3089)
2006-09-07 18:53:02
Im impressed you know how to make a snowglobe I thought they had to be proffessionally made. I think she will like it as youve made a proper one as well she can keep the jizz one put away and yous can enjoy it in private.
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EccentricWeird (3314)
2006-09-07 19:05:43
That is cruel and unusual punishment for your little boys.
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Moi (588)
2006-09-07 20:03:10
I would think that baby lotion and jizz would curdle . . .
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galeni (2821)
2006-09-07 20:29:24
you cum in her, why not to cum in her presents...
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fido00000000000000000000000001 (3645)
2006-09-09 02:01:06
Should buy her a toothbrush as a prezzie!
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Anonymous.... (3661)
2006-09-10 22:58:58
your fucking sick
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Consequence (3660)
2006-09-10 23:23:02
She'll just laugh and be oblivious to it, like you were when she gave you that Bloody Mary you asked for last year.
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donkeyspuzz (3277)
2006-09-11 22:21:21
Dudes! What's going on?
I took the time out to make my beautiful girlfriend a present. It took around ten hours to complete. She fucking loved it. What better way to surprise your missus than being creative make her something shiny and glittery?
Later, her face will be the same.
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emogirl190 (3772)
2006-10-08 12:29:30
if she fucking loved her gift then y r u asking if it is normal??
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Frang (4357)
2006-11-16 16:54:02
dude i cum on stuff all the time and i dont go around telling the internet.
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slackjawedyokel (6678)
2007-04-19 07:14:29
i think you mean baby oil,of course Im pretending your fake post is real.baby lotion is thick and pink and would completely hide anything else in the globe and in no way would make a good snow globe.However baby oil is clear and vicous which might make a good snowglobe.
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blackbarbiebabe7 (7546)
2007-07-12 15:32:41
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