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Bad Feelings on a Touchy Subject
So, this is what is called A BAD feeling.
So, like when you are out in public (ALWAYS in public.) and you have to fart.
And so you fart.
And then, you feel this...
Curious...
Warm...
Fullness...
In your trousers.
It is a VERY bad feeling.
And, what would happen if everyone on the planet farted at once?
And, if I chewed up some chewing gum to make it soft, and then put it in my butt... Could I blow bubbles with my ass when I fart?
So, like when you are out in public (ALWAYS in public.) and you have to fart.
And so you fart.
And then, you feel this...
Curious...
Warm...
Fullness...
In your trousers.
It is a VERY bad feeling.
And, what would happen if everyone on the planet farted at once?
And, if I chewed up some chewing gum to make it soft, and then put it in my butt... Could I blow bubbles with my ass when I fart?
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I personally dont no what would happen if everybody on the planet farted at once.Maybe that is the mystery behind the 2012 end of the earth.
It depends on what kind of bubble gum you put in your shitter,if you use bobolicious bubble gum im sure you could blow bubbles with your ass gas.
i did this a lot as a kid... put lots of baby powder on your hole, turn to someone, drop trou, and let it rip on them......
another fave... when you have smelly farts... fart in a jar that you cant see through... and twist the cover on....maybe put some rocks in it first, tie a bow on and give it to someone... it will smell five times worse than before.
Forgive me, I seem to be in a loss of words. x
:)