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I recently picked up a hooker (pay for sex) by the boardwalk in Atlantic City. One thing led to another and I ended getting suckie fuckie from her. Still not satisified, I ended up going down on her and giving her head.

Now I have a lump on my tongue. It looks like a piece of pink popcorn underneath the bottom of my tounge when I look at it in the mirror.

The damn thing won't go away and is causing me to lisp when I speak. I am afraid to go to the doctor.

Is this lumpy thing ever going away by itself. I am scared.
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (12)
jeehab (2015)
2006-06-13 12:57:38
you fucking cunt! why the fucking fuck did you cunting get with a fucking ho? are you some kind of completely japseye speaking cunt bath? GET A FUCKING LIFE YOU UGLY CUNT WORSHIPPER! YOU PROBABLY HAVE CUNTING AIDS AND I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE YOU CUNT!
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Satan (1901)
2006-06-13 14:19:29
It's called Hoof and Mouth disease. Not pleasant, I've had it before. I suggest you go to a doctor and tell him what happened so you can get treatment.

Plus, it will not go away. If you ignore it, it will burst and cause more to form, making it very painful to eat.
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Anonymous
2006-06-13 19:24:04
Good god man, never, EVER go down on a hooker!
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Anonymous
2006-06-30 15:49:47
Thats Dirrty!!!
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TexasFlippin (2572)
2006-07-02 21:40:34
yummy dirty puss. i love it did it smell
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Anonymous
2006-07-15 12:34:44
OMFG! What are you doing posting this on the Internet? Seek medical help!
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RacerOfAll (2790)
2006-07-17 14:25:52
Youtsh mightsh have gotten sometsh STDtsh loltsh at youtsh (ok the -tsh thing is getting annoying now) you're really sad to have to go to a slut for pleasures, just because you can get a girl! LOL! At you.

But yes you should go to a doctor, because it could be herpes or another STD.
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Hojohto221 (4503)
2006-11-27 20:34:35
Go make an baby!
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Modern_Moonlight (4594)
2006-12-03 03:27:27
its called STD's ... never trust a hooker
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lilangel23 (4742)
2006-12-13 23:11:53
go to the doctor!! now!! you never know! std or herpie
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chozogod (4830)
2006-12-18 02:18:52
what the f*k man get off the internet go see a doctor you could have f*king herpes
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ladyoftheworld (4309)
2007-01-08 13:51:04
Hi, so sorry to hear of your bad fortune, you are not the first and certainly wont be the last to pick up with a hooker for sex. Its too late now to warn you or say I told you so, you must get yourself properly checked out in a STD clinic and get the appropriate treatment and please look after yourself in future and let this serve as a big lesson to you from no on, hope this helps.
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