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barney makes me horny
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Everytime i see or hear barney the dinosaur, i get a serious boner. is this normal?
Do you think it's normal?
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Anonymous
2005-05-03 02:23:15
I don't see why not.
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Anonymous
2005-05-05 11:04:12
Barney's head is shaped like the head of a penis, so you must want penis.
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Anonymous
2005-05-11 19:14:50
eww
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Anonymous
2005-05-15 21:26:51
The same thing happens with me. Have you got a barney plush doll? You should cut a hole in the bottom of it and... carry on from there ;)
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RacerOfAll (2790)
2006-07-17 12:21:53
Like totally dude~! We sould meet up IRL and like totally wank it to barney together man! I have this barney plushy and I wank off to it EVERY night, I sleep tight to it too, it gets me a boner that lasts the WHOLE night I also make it a vagina and an anus, so we can meet up IRL and we can gangbang it???? What do you think! My email is barneyishot@barneyfetishes.sex!!!11 See you around suga'
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MichelleLivesMusic (10021)
2007-08-22 20:54:28
How!?!
When I was like 6 about 8 yrs ago everytime I saw Barney Id get extremelly scared and run out of the room...Like he used to pop out of the side of the screen and say friends or something like that..my gosh
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mineeskirtzox (23643)
2009-07-27 16:41:25
BAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
That's the funniest thing I've heard all day.
Fucking hilarious.
And weird. 0.o
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