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Belly Button Smells Like an A**hole
Ever since I can remember my belly button has smelled horrible. Like, if I stick a pencil or something in there and smell it, it smells SO bad! One time I tricked my friend into smelling a pen I had stuck in there and he got pissed and accused me of sticking it into my butt. I have an inny, and I wash it all the time, but it just doesn't help. Does this happen to you? Go ahead, stick something in there and smell it. I'm serious. Then let me know.
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Comments (3)
shakenbake855 (29666)
yea it always smelled bad until i started putting lotion on my finger and jamming it in there...lotion seriously will kill the odor throughout the day, this also applies to people with smelly feet
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gbaby1 (30752)
OMG so has mine but mine smells more like cheese puffs i used to douce it in rubbing alcohol once my friends dog licked my belly button and started airhumping it was embarrassing.
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WhiteSheepOfTheFamily (28697)
I hate it when I shower, and it spreads downward. Gah. I use deodorant there.
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