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I have enormous balls, to the point of being painfull!! I cant take my women from behind cause my balls slap to hard on their arses and its f**king agony!! What makes this worse is the amount of hair attached to them, the look of fear on womens faces when they see my balls is a picture! My c*ck is only 5 inches when erect so finding it amongst the saggy hairy ballbags is a challenge!! Does anyone else have this problem??
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Comments (15)
smithee (4389)
2007-04-25 15:34:59
NO!
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wilco (7945)
2007-04-25 15:41:04
not helpfull smithiee!!!
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ChrisUFC (7139)
2007-04-25 20:46:15
No but ive heard of this, its not elepantitus but it is common, you can get platic surgery to get your sack shortend so they wont hang so low and stay in place and it is cheaper then you think.. Thats about all the advice I got for this. Oh yeah and shave your f**king balls girls dont like hairy balls man. GOOD LUCK
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brothershamass (380)
2007-04-26 05:33:23
Can you not make some sort of cradle to hold them up. Use some elastic bands and cut a sock in half.
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imcutt_69 (7973)
2007-04-26 09:42:29
id b more worried about the 5 inch penis.
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laprincessa (7553)
2007-04-29 22:59:27
YOU GUYS ARE MEAN I DONT THINK THAT GIRLS REALLY CARE ABOUT HOW LONG IT IS ALL YOU NEED IS ATLEAST 3-4 INCHES OF DICK SO YEA I THINK BEING THICK IS MORE IMPORTANT
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laprincessa (7553)
2007-04-29 23:01:33
ALSO IF THE GIRL REALLY LIKES YOU OR LOVES YOU SHE WONT CARE I CAN TELL YOU I DONT CARE MY MAN HAS HAIRY BALLS AND HIS ASS IS SO SAGGY I MEAN HE'S NOT FAT BUT YEA AND I THINK NO MATTER WHAT IF HE STUNK ID STILL HUG HIM IF HIS BREATH STUNK ID STILL KISS HIM ID DO ANYTHING FOR HIM
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Emerdoodle (4970)
2007-05-11 22:35:41
You got f**kin guts posting this story man!!!
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Phantasma (8744)
2007-06-07 04:54:05
Its called blue-ball disease, means you dont do it enough... masturbate more.
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sexy2699 (9176)
2007-07-03 04:32:08
u hav a smaal dik hw old u im 18 nd iv got a 7 nd a half inch penus
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Anonymous_Donor (10044)
2007-08-20 00:52:15
ever hear of shaving? try shaving your pubes and maybe you'll be able to find that pecker a little easier and not scare the honey's with a forest of pubes....
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scotsblokeUK (10173)
2007-08-24 00:54:28
Yeah it might be a good idea to shave those nuts dude.
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the_man (10643)
2007-09-16 19:53:35
lmao maybe u should chop em off and use em when u need to





remember, whos the man? im the man!
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Barnum (8435)
2007-09-26 19:50:19
@: imcutt_69
LOL
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MidnightCowboy (17022)
2008-10-18 08:02:46
Oh, man, there are some lucky girls out there. Dude, it really is too bad you are not a homo. Gay men, especially me, usually really go for a guy with huge nuts. If I were in the same room with you, I don't think I'd be able to help myself. You see, I am obssessed with really big balls. I would always choose a big set of nuts over a big c*ck. 7 days a week, I would worship your humongous man eggs. If it bothered you too much, I would ask for your forgiveness and bring you beer and make you your favorite pie. Or let you sit there and watch straight porn while I feasted on your big man bag. You anywhere near Chicago? Rock out with your big balls, dude!
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