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big time sex loser
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im a male 29 years old and still a virgin.ive got a crappy job and drive a crappy car and im overweight and wear glasses and have weird curly hair.my only plus is a really big dick.but what good does it do me? I see other guys wih hot chicks and Im certain im better hung than that guy is yet he has the chick and I onnly have my hand.I lost a lot of weight once and still couldnt get a girl because Im not so hot looking even when Im thinner.anyway it is unfair to have a large penis and still havent even kissed a girl.i watch a lot of porn and most times ive got a way bigger penis than the guys in the porn even the black guys.its so fucking unfair that my penis is so big(9 inches when im really horny and very very thicK) but I cant and mostly likely will never get laid. any other guys or girls(maybe with big tits or a great pussy) feel mad because theyve got great sex stuff but the rest of their bodies keep them from getting to use it?
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brothershamass (380)
2007-04-26 08:44:18
With that attitude it's no fucking suprise. You sound like a right loser. Beauty is on skin deep and further more it's how you use it not how big it is, so I'm told anyway.

You need to get out more and stop eating pies you fat cunt!
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imcutt_69 (7973)
2007-04-26 09:05:39
do u need 2 have big hands as well?
u must have buff arms but...
have u heard of alcohol...? get drunk nd sl*t round. even if u do have a head like a bashed crab, u still got some chance of getting laid. well normal people do.
just out of curiosity...do u watch porn to see how big their penises r? cause u sound abit up urself...9 inches up urself.
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ChrisUFC (7139)
2007-04-26 11:38:03
Listen looks are only half of it, girls are stupid creatures and they will bang anyone that has confidence in him self (because the average girl has none her self). You watch porns? Alot of those guys you see banging these whores are ugly them selves but they had the confidence to get in the business and now they are screwed all the time. Get some balls and put your big dong to use, if anything you can always go to a nursing home and give some old lady a last banging.
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walkingtroughofslop (8302)
2007-05-10 18:44:33
become a pr0n star yourself. after you lose some weight of course, unless you can find a niche in that overweight stuff. good luck to you.
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cillya (8337)
2007-05-13 21:45:32
HON NOT TO BE MEAN BUT WHY DON'T YOUR CHANGE YOUR APPEARENCE.
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comalies (6298)
2007-05-31 15:17:13
you have a low self steem problem....first off go to a gym...and start taking care of yourself...get some confidence..seriously...29 years without sex is enough pain and suffering...but if nothing works you can always get a hooker.
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Hippeh (7872)
2007-07-13 14:42:46
Post count isnt your penis size
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wallop (4169)
2007-08-13 03:52:46
Those are some long fuking comments seriously who's gonna read all that..
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October (10003)
2007-08-20 23:13:46
@: ChrisUFC (Stands for U.seless F.lacid C.ock, I'm sure!)

"girls are stupid creatures and they will bang anyone that has confidence in him self (because the average girl has none her self)."

By THAT figuring, thumb-dick, I'm sure the last girl you "banged" had a note on her tummy that read: "Inflate until ankles swell."

Really little boy, didn't your mommy ever teach you any manners while you were busy humping her?

Not all women are stupid creatures, though I DO question the intellect of any dim enough to spread their legs (or even be seen) with a jock strap brain like you! ... Stupid Creatures? Sheesh. Go back to your porni's for a few yrs jr.

Now as to the poster.

Guy, having a huge willy is only the kind of thing GUYS dream about. A big dick is nice, no lying there, but how you Use it is Just as important, and Attitude is major! You're overweight? Great, work out. You wear glasses? So what? Bad job? Get one that makes You happy and you are more likely to try harder to do well at it. Don't like your hair? Cut it and style it differently.

That big cock of yours? Great. Sexually, might I suggest Licking the jar before sliding the spoon in, if you take my meaning. Trust me on this, if a guy can lick pussy well, he will seldom be lonely.

Of course, if you really MUST use that oversized cock of yours like a weapon, there are some who love rough trade.

Like ChrisUFC, I imagine.

NOT a "Stupid Creature"!

October Marie!
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