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Boggling
5% Normal
11 Comments

I have always suffered from something I cannot control. My left eye always
seems point up and to the left. My right eye always seems to point directly
downwards. As far as I know I have very good vision. I can look at my feet
and my left ear at the same time. I find it difficult to see things directly
in front of me but it's not too bad. I have found that if it's not in my
full peripheral then it cannot be directly in front of me. However,
sometimes I drunk and my eyes boggle even more. Once I got really emotional
when drunk and I cried. When I got home I found the back of shirt was really
wet, but not front. Maybe you laugh but it very serious problem. My car
has 18 mirrors.
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (11)
LOL
You could work as a spy, people would never know where you are looking.

Ive met people like you, they look in two directions at the same time, talk and act
as if its obvious in which direction theyre talking.

Youre like that animal that can look in two different directions at the same time and eats flies.
Lemur or whatever its called.

I dont think you have any solutions.
Yeah and my d*ck can go up, and to the right at the same time, girls love it. Its not really a problem like u have.
Sew your eye lids to your eyeballs just make sure their straight before do this, cloth eyes.
butter-colon, is that you?
wow that sucks
i recommend a translplant
You are the coolest person I have ever had the pleasure of meeting.
Mutated little chlamydia-infested swamp hog?
Is that you?
butter kernel... mean as ever...funny story though.
ROFL