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School is boring unless you follow these simple instructions:

1.) Have sex with the hot teachers.
2.) Have sex with the hot girls.
3.) sell drugs.
4.) take drugs.
5.) take alcohol into school.
6.) hang out in the girls toilets.
7.) give the headmasters/principals car a new coat of a paint.
8.) deliberatly throw up in classrooms with new carpeting.
9.) skip lessons to wack off.
10.) replace the boring science videos with porn.
11.) Hide porn mags in the library.
12.) Fight Everyone.
13.) insult everyone.
14.) do anything to make teachers cry.
15.) spit on the cleaners/dinnerladies.
16.) light up a phat blunt in the headmasters/principals face.
17.) Accuse teachers of rape.
18.) Accuse students of rape.
19.) rape a teacher.
20.) rape a student.
21.) dress like a pimp.
22.) pimp slap women.
23.) pretend girls are your hoes when they are not and whore them out.
24.) Have sex with a female student on the desk of the headmaster/principal.
25.)Have sex with the headmaster/principal.
26.) Be a raving homosexual for a day.
27.) Be black/white for a day.
28.) Try to fit in with all the different social classes e.g goth, emo, jock, rap kids etc
29.) slit you wrists in front of your class.
30.) Remove your clothes for 'show and tell'.

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Great idea, i like the way you think but not sure about the homo part though.

Haha...hiding porn in library books is great...a prank to last for years...and yeah that is very normal....all I think about are boys and makeup lol

All I can think about is who I am going to fuck next...

you guys all make a good point.

haha i like the idea of switching videos with porn..and the library thing..hahaha i might use some of those

I agree with everyone. Do it all.

It's called ADD