Bourbon

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I have had a sudden urge to tell random females who i have never met before, that i would like to drink bourbon with them....and from them, sometimes i take a slap, others im told i am mental. i make funny noises and pull faces when i am telling a female about bourbon whisky.

I would like to drink bourbon from you and lick you so clean you could go away and do someone else.

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bourbonised_aussie (612)

2005-09-30 02:32:07

what bourbon do u say you drink? if its cheap shit youll get knocked back all the time. buy the good stuff,evan williams, elijah craig, and im sure youll get a few more positive responces, i do.....

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galeni (2821)

2006-10-24 08:36:47

it works when i say tequila ...

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smithee (4389)

2006-12-30 22:14:16

i don't think this is normal!!!

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Emerdoodle (4970)

2007-02-20 18:58:24

I guess if your in a bar its normal!!!

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Bourbon 35% Normal 4 Comments

Bourbon

35% Normal
4 Comments