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I know this is an odd question, but: is it unusual that I think my boyfriend should have man farts? He's constantly gassy which is fine by me, but to have little squeakers just seems sad. I almost feel like, for the smell and amout of times he passes wind, he should have real "i just farted loud and proud" farts - not little girl farts. Plus I don't kind that he farts, but they shouldn't be little ,squeaky farts.
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hotchickie81
3 years, 2 months ago | pl
I think it's a guy thing, lol.
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HappinessByTheKilowatt
3 years, 1 month ago | pl
what the hell?
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House
3 years, 1 month ago | pl
SERIOUSLY?Is this a real question?
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WordWizard
8 months, 3 weeks ago | pl
@: House
This is horrible. God ,I did not know these type of women existed.
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cgirl123456
3 years, 2 months ago | pl
Respect his butt for what it is.
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BigRedOne
3 years, 2 months ago | pl
Dump him, or just put him on probation until he can fart the way you want him to.
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Ollieo
3 years, 2 months ago | pl
Hmmmm... a tight-ass. Or do you think he is just being uptight around you?
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mtnw
3 years, 2 months ago | pl
you are a funny girl! yes, the farts should match the man.
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PoisonFlowers
3 years, 2 months ago | pl
Hahaha! Such good story and comments. Squeaky? Oh gosh.
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DJTEEL
3 years, 2 months ago | pl
i believe you need to get rid of this man immediately.men who pass gas like whistling tea kettles are generally psyco killers.a guy in my town killed 2 people last night and he used to pass gas to the tune of the theme song from married with children..i'm just sayin'
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FitGirl
3 years, 1 month ago | pl
Just out fart him and maybe he will relax. Teach him how.
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gowila
2 years, 11 months ago | pl
You should be happy his farts aren't loose that would mean there has been some anal opening someware along the line maby penis in the but
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WordWizard
8 months, 3 weeks ago | pl
@: gowila
*Butt* and a period at the end.
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simpledude
1 year, 11 months ago | pl
buy him some skinny jeans and tell him to show off that tight ass next time he farts like a mouse.
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Aiden51
1 year, 5 months ago | pl
Hahahhahahahahahaa. Why do you even care?
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AlexAwesome
8 months, 3 weeks ago | pl
You sound like you'd find something negative about every positive situation.

You and him are in a wonderful relationship, but you have to find something negative about it. In this case, his farts, I suppose.

Gosh woman, just be happy for once.
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WordWizard
8 months, 3 weeks ago | pl
You will a man very happy one day. Not today it seems. You get a blessing and you cry over it? What kind of women are you?
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robbieforgotpw
8 months, 3 weeks ago | pl
I bet you fart him under the table on a regular basis.
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robbieforgotpw
8 months, 3 weeks ago | pl
But seriously how can men win? Most women want men who have good manners, you're upset because your man farts like a woman?
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