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I got a bump on the shaft of my penis closer to my balls, it looks like a mosqito bite, it is inside it doesnt hurt or itch, it is just there, it appeared one day out of the blue, i am having unprotected sex wit my gf, but it appeared like 4 days after i had sex wit her, am i going to die
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That tiny bump IS your dick.
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YES YOU ARE GOING TO DIE!!!! Not from the herpes on your thingy though but eventually we all die. SEE A DOCTOR AND WEAR A CONDOM NEXT TIME!
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you got the monster!!! and im not talkin about your dick.. im talking about the HIV... but dont worry... i had that shit a few times... ya go to the doctor and he gives you a shot in the cock and it clears right up... but if you dont get the shot in time your member will shrivle up and fall off... thank god i never got to that point.... good luck.
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General Griffen
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ahhh shot in the penis???? OUCH....but yeah you have to go to the doctor to check it...don't want any HIV...
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smithee
wow so i forced you to make a nice comment. Well done retard, maybe you can make more. Can you do that or will it hurt your brain too much?
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Ask a eurologist
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yes
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No. You are going to grow a third ball and it will produce a unique spuzz that only you have. It will give you super bedroom powers and whenever you have sex with anybody else in future, they will die instantly. Use it wisely.
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iloveyou
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damn. now thats a burn freedomofspeech. but just cus ur dick is a bump, doesnt mean his bump is a dick
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My apologies, the dick stories are OLD. " My dick is too big; too small; diseased; has corn in its tip; needs attention; gets too much attention; needs to wither and fall off; whatever, it's OLD. I would think that someone that was BORN with a dick would know what the hell is going on with it.
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people born with dicks are called "men". and as we all know, they don't know jack squat.
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