bun lovin criminals

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im a fat kid on the edge please be nice. i need a way to get me through this terrible time. i have an obsession with the local bakery's cream cakes and they are under threat of being shut down and moved on. if the worse comes to the worse what can i do to get me past the cream cake obsession.

P.s. if there are any obese people out there with the same problem, please do get in touch. thanks,
hot blonde boy's immensly obese friend :(

Yes smithee is over weight also he will cry with you.

erm.. have you tried dieting? Maybe substituting a healthy snack now and again instead will get you back on track

my personal prediction is that you will remain a virgin for many many years to come.

The best thing for you to do is try to get over it. Have you ever eaten something and got sick from it? Then the next time you see it, it doesn't sound so appealing does it? Try getting some ipecac and putting just a little on the bun before you eat it. Then you will puke it back up. but your brain will find it less apealing next time. Worth a shot.

I'm obese myself.
What u've gotta do is substitute your love for cream cakes with something healthy like fruits or dark chocolate (not everyone likes dark chocolate but its very healthy for u if its 75% cacao or higher).
Dude i totally understand u, i love cakes and cream cakes too, but u gotta watch what u eat.
try fruit salad instead, peaches are delicious especially the the orange juicy ones!!

oh and watch out for those supposedly "healthy" snacks like chocolate granola bars and stuff, they are high packed with sugar and calories!!

nobody loves cream cakes more than me- i know what a challenge it is to resist!!

u can try non fat yogurt in whatever flavor u like: cheese cake, chocolate and more.
some are added with fruit and granola and such.

Good Luck!!