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Burning Cats = Make me More Manly?
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A while back I started recording myself putting cats in boxes and burning them alive. Then I'd edit in "Doom" music to justify it. It made me feel strong and manly because my father sexually abused me and my mother, and I tried bullying other kids but I'm too weak. So I do this. My friends say Not Even Doom Music can justify this. Is this a good outlet for my anger?
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (24)
NEDM
nah, it's normal mate, but cats are small game! you wanna go for something more rare, but equally as helpless... rob a zoo, or alternatively set alite to the whole thing!
no. thats not funny
Dude , if I knew you I would punch you until you were a bleeding pulp. yet I feel yuour a YTMND user in disquise. If you are real , buy a punching bag and spend a minimun of 45 minutes a day doing what you want with it (except beating cats with it). BTW if this is real , where do you get all those cats?
Its not a bad outlet but you should start molesting the other kids as well as beating them up. Build yourself a dungeon and you can kidnap them molest them and put them in boxes and burn them. This should relieve your frustration
Dear sir:

Due to the fact that this is a repeat post, I can attempt only to intimidate you with the idea of retaliation. Therefore,

"With karate I kick your ass."

Regards,
Dr. Sbaitso, MD
what the heck? you are queer
NEDM! *We Interupt This Program (Kaleb Mix) Starts to play while Happy Cat nukes you*


...;p
please dont burn cats please get real help dont do this Do wanna talk to me I AM A DMD
DONT BURN ANYTHING
Whats a DMD
For some reason u have 2 posts of the same sh*t, but your fine, I execute dogs on my days off from work, so ur good. U should do wat one of my old friends did years ago, and hang a cat, and every time u pass it, punch it till its head falls off of the body.
One of my friends put a cat in a little bird cage and electrocuted it
Above comment - Thats Brilliant. I must try that with my neighbors next dog.
i made the two posts per typing error, this sites gay and doesnt allow editing.. o noes i've revealed my identity.

p.s. those of you who think this is serious...holy shit you're stupid.
I work for the 'Fuk Yu toi' restaraunt chain and find nothing unusual about this story. We do it on a daily basis.
P.S. If ya need a job we have an opening.
DJLO_of_"YTMND"
YTMND FTW
Sorry about the last post I dont know wat happened I did type more than that, and since i dont feel like typing it all out agian here's the skinny, DJLO_of_"YTMND" is a f*ck-bag. I was being honest with u. But u should definetly try hanging a cat, or shooting a dog, or both its fun. And if not then go shove the keyboard up ur ass.
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You know what would make you feel manly. Play your fucking Dooom music and douse yourself with gasoline. Make sure you have a live feed to the internet. Then light a match.

You fucking nimrod. Death to idiots.
Do that with kittens so I can feed them to my Tarantula.

thanks
Are you being serious? NO it is not normal. You need some serios help. Shall I pour some petrol over you and light a match? I would fucking knock your head off if you done such a thing to my cat.
Umm.. instead of killing cats why won't you kill stargirl?