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Burnt arm
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A little while ago i burnt my arm and chest badly with molten lead at the place where i work but i was afraid to go to the doctor in case i got fired, so i made a mixture of icing sugar, water and mustard and thousand island dressing and spread it on and covered it with old newspaper from my cat's litter tray.

It seemed like a good idea at the time, but my arm and chest have started to go black and i can't remove the newspaper because puss and blood are caked all over it. it smells bad too. and i got fired from my job anyway. I'm getting slightly worried. Am i just being paranoid?
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (14)
Youkai (8904)
2007-06-18 12:19:48
Yeah it's fine, just add some more icing sugar, water, mustard and thousand island dressing to it, and change the newspaper, genius remedy by the way! it works wonders.
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RealSmithee (8843)
2007-06-18 13:08:34
Stupid story and fake city. Not my problem and I dont care. Stick your head in the toilet and flush it.
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WantSomeJoshua (8319)
2007-06-18 14:01:32
@: RealSmithee
you are so gay.
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RealSmithee (8843)
2007-06-18 15:28:05
@: NeicyBaBy
Neicy, it is WantSomeJoshua who wrote this fake story. Check his profile. He is making up lies so I had to tell him off. Fake stories a waste of my time.
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RealSmithee (8843)
2007-06-18 16:17:53
@: NeicyBaBy
Right Neicy, dont worry Ill stick up for you. You have to stick with my family. Were chick magnets and good.
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WantSomeJoshua (8319)
2007-06-18 16:51:43
your both fools. realsmithee cant even come up with his own name and niecybaby lives in a waterfall.
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RealSmithee (8843)
2007-06-18 17:01:23
@: WantSomeJoshua
Up yours retard. You keep posting fake stories and lies and need to be banned you moron. I dont have patience anymores for retards.
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gizzie56 (8681)
2007-06-18 22:53:24
Your gang green arm affected your retarded brain before you entered this post.
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gangbang420 (5524)
2007-06-18 23:17:11
@: RealSmithee
"Not my problem and I dont care."

Please, don't... ever... say...that again.
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illbreakyerrface (7604)
2007-07-01 07:59:07
@: WantSomeJoshua
i'm insulting you
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Lockets (9540)
2007-10-06 15:40:29
That was the funniest post I have seen in ages! I loved the list of random ingredients for the 'cure'! Poster, were you drunk/on drugs/whatever when you wrote that or are you just a really funny, immaginative person?
Nice one!
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cranberri (11177)
2007-12-06 06:57:13
yes, your arm and chest seem to be healing nicely... good work.
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goathammer (12956)
2008-01-18 17:23:20
well shit fire. I did not know that would help a burn
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GreyScale (18039)
2008-11-27 20:40:40
You have GOT to be kidding me.
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