I've been masturbating for quite awhile now(I'm a male), and I always jack off in my bed. I can orgasm within ten minutes of jacking off in bed, but whenever I try in the shower, I never have success. One time I spent like an hour trying to, but I can't, so then I just go to my bed and can just fine. What's going on?
It also clogs the drain.
(btw this is a joke)
Also, if you are trying to be "discreet," whacking it in the shower is not going to help. Wspecially if you are in there for an hour -- dead giveaway.
Everyone already knows you jerk off, so quit worrying about it and just enjoy it. Make it someone else's "problem" to think about your habits, not yours.