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Can't stop humping my bed.
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Lots of people masturbate. But do people masturbate like this? Every night I go to sleep I have the urge to hump my bed. I do this a lot now, pretending I'm making love to a beautiful woman. Does anybody else hump their bed?
Do you think it's normal?
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no
I have an underlay with magnets in it I humped my bed and nearly cut my c*ck off be carefull
lmao
yes! lots of people masturbate like that.
i have had the urge to hump many things, the pillow, stuffed animals, but the bed especially. the corner of the mattress feels soo good!
however, im a girl, and if your a boy, sticking your penis in between couch cushions i heard was very pleasurable. just make sure you have something to clean up with lol
Dude, don't know what to tell you. I've never been into humping inanimate objects or anything other than a human for that matter, lmao. Unless of course you are using a sex toy, that's different. I'm not really sure how normal it is, but it just sounds to me like you need to find yourself a girl mate.
I would strongly caution against this. I recently met a 50 year old man who has masturbate in this fashion since young and as a result he can NOT climax when with a woman. He has been like this for at least 15 years (maybe more he won't admit how long). Apparently the friction from the female genitalia/mouth is too soft so it does not mimic the feeling of the bed. He told me of an experience where he went to have testing at a fertility clinic with his wife and he had to hump the floor in the "porn room" in order to fill the cup. How NASTY!!! Can you imagine this for the rest of your life??? Can you imagine being married to your wife and having to watch her as you hump the bed to have an orgasm for the rest of your life??? I would STRONGLY urge you to retrain yourself to climax using the standard masturbation technic with the hand.
....Even I think that's odd....
im a 19 year old male, and i have never had a wet dream
however i have had many dreams where i was f**king a girl. i almost always have a boner all night long, every night. most mornings i awake holding or rubbing my d*** with my hand.
i never wake up and masterbate, b/c for some reason i dont feel the urge even though i am very horny all night until i wake up in the morning.
i love cuddling with girls also. this isnt the reason i have erections, those occur either way, but i love having a girl to cuddle with while i am sleeping.
I think it's pretty normal, since I do it myself. I hump my pillow almost every night, though my husband really gets off especially when I lay flat on my stomach and have sex with our bed. Rubbing off against the mattress usually doesn't feel nearly as good as riding my pillow, but it does feel good. Just thought you'd like a female perspective.
you could try wrapping some sheets around your pecker.
im a girl i enjoy the corner of the mattress on occasion.
My friend used to do that and he retrained himself to do it with his hand... 'cuz it took a long time for him to climax using the bed and it was rough on his d***. So he switched techniques. He also thought it was makin' his d*** little maybe cuz of the pressure.
My brother's friend used to hump his mattress, but he actually had a hole in his. Apparently he would do the hole.
Yeeessssss
I love to do it too
If no one hears it I moan loudly ;)
It feels so relaxing...
Though I hump my blanket rather than the bed itself...
When i get horny i hump chairs all beds stools
benches anything that feels good. Once i almost got caught
Haha. Lmfao!
Did this yesterday after I got home from work. Holy frig felt good. First time I got off in like 3-4 months. Been busy, tired, and stressed. So it was well deserved!!
I love humping
i hump my pillow. i lie on top of it and push my pecker under it and hump it. very normal, dont worry
im doing it right now :P
You hump your bed, and I hump my female husky. It is what it is. The world keeps on spinnin'
I HUMP MY BED EVERY NIGHT AND MY PILLOW. A GOOD ONE IS IF YOU HAVE LEATHER PILLOWS THE WAY IS IF YOU HAVE TWO LEATHER PILLOWS IN A PILLOW CASE THE SIDE YOU PUT THE PILLOWS IN, LEAVE THAT HOLE OPEN AND PUT YOUR PENIS IN-BETWEEN THE PILLOWS AND START RUBBING YOUR PENIS IN AND OUT AND EVENTUALLY YOUR LOAD WILL COME OUT ALL OVER THE LEATHERS,REMEMBER WASH WEEKLY OTHERWISE THE SMELL OF SPUNK AFTER 3 DAYS IS QUITE BAD BUT I LOVE IT THAT'S WHY I WASH WEEKLY
I ALWAYS MOAN AND GROAN VERY LOUDLY WHEN NO ONE IS AT HOME
lololol that is hilarious

but i think it's normal