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Can't stop humping my bed.
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Lots of people masturbate. But do people masturbate like this? Every night I go to sleep I have the urge to hump my bed. I do this a lot now, pretending I'm making love to a beautiful woman. Does anybody else hump their bed?
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OMG I thought I was the only one, like I was crazy or something! This is the same thing for me!!
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@: kbeahr
Same!
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Yeeessssss
I love to do it too
If no one hears it I moan loudly ;)
It feels so relaxing...
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11INCH
I ALWAYS MOAN AND GROAN VERY LOUDLY WHEN NO ONE IS AT HOME
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S0ulman
@: 11INCH
So do I!
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It feels nice I jumps my arm sitting and it feels comforting sometimes I hold my breath when I do it then a few seconds later I breath out and I sort of make a moan I hide this stuff from my parents I used to hump everything wen I was a kid they don't know I still do it I hope I grow out of it thoigh
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Yum ;)
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exactly I thought I was the only one lol :P I be humping my bed every night
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I thought i was the only one I am a girl and I jump my arm though I thought I was alone I feel safe and better now
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very much normal. wanna hump my thight? huh!!!
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Hazzer123
yh your normal im in my teens and i have a friend who stays over and we hump each other naked til we cum, i love the feeling but im not gay its only a nice feeling, especially wen the warm cum goes all over my back and bum :)
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You're kidding. You're both guys???
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Dh2016
I do it to. I thought I wuz alone. Hey do u have a Facebook account??
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Dh2016
@: Dh2016
Some girl that does this with a Facebook account message me if u could please
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Dh2016
@: Dh2016
I would love 2 hump u rite now naked. Not sex but hump each other. Always wanted 2 hump with a girl that does it too
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@: Dh2016
I a virgin and I do it all the time cuz I'm hrony I've tried to stop but don't know how
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im a girl but im shure i will love to have you in my bed. HUH
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Breathlessly
Wanna show me on skype? I really wanna see. Im 15 and a girl. Mariya.bleh add me
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im 12 and do you want to? im a boy.
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Are you a boy that humps or girl
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I'm a guy. You????
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@: dh2017
Id do it to u for half an hour im 10 aswell addicted to sex
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i wish i could put my leg to let u hump. yes
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im doing it right now :P
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Me too! I look up this stuff so it makes me more horny!
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No way?! Me too. Turns me on
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I love humping
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Ezy
I hump my bed every night like 5 times a night a lot of the time.. I put the side of my thum right at the base of my penis and put all the preasure on it its so good i cum every time
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Dh2016
@: Ezy
I do it to. Wat I do is make a flat hand n use my right one n put my hand sideways up against my penis n rub. It helps alot
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Wow. I worried for quite some time about whether many others have done this. From the start, nothing beat the feeling. I carried it right into adulthood and I regularly practice it!

Also amazed me how I had thoughts to go along with it, even as a very young boy. Has anyone experienced this, too?
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I thought I was like a medical condision and I didn't want to tell I'm so reliefs I don't feel alone anymore
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Yes! Before these kind of sites existed (computers, too), this was a tough subject to bring up. I had no real chance to "compare" with someone for so long. Was hoping it must be part of nature as the feeling is always so great -- so then you want to continue and keep doing it! Still amazing, though, thinking of how young when it all began.
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I do it too!!
I thought I was the only one!
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cabinet70
I have an underlay with magnets in it I humped my bed and nearly cut my cock off be carefull
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flikr
lmao
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coconut36
sorry but that is too funny i have just burst out laughing at this :) i mean this in a nice way haha
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Haha. Lmfao!
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rofl
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i do this all the time too. i couldnt stop last night, and it was bugging me. so i slept with a pillow between my legs. i have the urge right now. and i have done this since i was about 6 i think. [im a girl btw]. and i was at my dads house once, humping his bed. and he walked in. i was so embarrassed. he was mad at me, because he didnt like me doing that "sexual stuff" and he told my mom.
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same thing with me. ive often fell asleep with the pillow between my legs
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@: xmaddx
Yah but sometimes I hum p the pillow that wouldn't help me
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same thing with me when i was 12 ( im a girl to) but I didnt get found haha daam for you !!
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Its alright there has been times i have almost been caught. Late night (im a 17year old btw) So its pretty emberising for me. Because i get completly naked and get my pillows under my chest and started humping the bed, moaning and groaning , until i found this website i thought i was the only one. Alot of people said its normal for men to jack off, but iv'e never been able too cum like this or pleasure myself since age 6 iv'e always had the urge too hump my bed nd pillows and wen im by myself i'll moan at the top of my lungs. *sorry if to much info lol*
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I thought there was something wrong with me! I do the same thing to my blanket. I have an orgasm every time but right after I feel so guilty and I hate it. But judging on this question and all these comments i'm not the only person
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Omg same i cant stop and then i do my a bit blankets in a bun and put them them in the middle of my legs and imagine perverted stuff. i have done this since i was 5 (no joke) and im gla dim no the only one i tohught i had a problem. and after im done i feel this weird thing like i wanna stop and i feel so guilty and its liek an addiction now :(
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countrygirl89
i do the same thing and i feel the same way dont worry about it ive done it since i was 7 and still do and i thought i was the only one thx!
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I tell you, it's good seeing how others feel on this. Not only was I a small boy when all this began, but I, too, had some wild thoughts to go along with it -- so it wasn't just the "spontaneous" kind of activity you tend to read about!! STILL my favorite form of masturbation, too!
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I wish I were something you wanted to hump.
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Try a lamp with rounded tip.
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bloggergurl try humping a leather coat
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Come hump me now.
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Add me on skye frankg397 im 15-boy ha
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@: Treoz
I'm gunna go do that right now ;)
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ok we all know stop with this
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hell yeah thats my favorite part when the sperm comes out it feel so good then after 3 seconds i feel guilty lol
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Only my hands...

Or maybe a nice girl.. if any exist.
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Im 14 ( a girl ) and i do the same lol. I actually thaught i was the only one O.o After a while i get guilty but hey its an urge , I just feel sensations .. Doctors say its totally normal , but ive never personally asked a doctor ...I feel strange :p
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Im 16 (a boy)

And i always felt like i was the only one too. i get embersed because i feel wierd at the fact the only pleasure i get is from humping my bed but its a urge most likely i will do it after im done on here ha
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Breathlessly
Wanna show me on skype? I really wanna see. Im 15 and a girl. Mariya.bleh add me
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yeah ikr idk if it was normal cause i never rlly told anyone thinking i was a pervert or soemthing i get this nice feeling but then it stops so i feel guilty. i jsut had right now to sit in my bad and do it. those feelings last for a min. then it stops and then it feels tiering i do it like 3 times a day :/
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My brother's friend used to hump his mattress, but he actually had a hole in his. Apparently he would do the hole.
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that's lovely
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He would do me.
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o yea hit me up with your comments or ques. if u have any man thats fucked up who humps their own dog let alone a dog?! theres this one comment somewhere at the top where it talks about someones gf humping their german shepard dam some people need help lol
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I like to hump a leather coat on my bed, wrap the leather around the pillow and hump away.
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@: rwde
I like to do tht two
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meh im more into using my xbox controller while someone is shooting me on halo or just go into the indie game Rumble Massage and put it on epic mode and omg rawr ^_-
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It's like doing a pillow...u should try a pillow...it probably feels better
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Ok I'm 25 years old and I been doing it for a really long time , I really don't think its normal and I tried a lot to stop but I always come back and do it , I think its sickness cuz it starts feeling better then real sex , till nothing start feeling any good , so my advice if u can stop it do it now before u get stck like me .
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i cant stop it slike im addicted to it i have done t since i was 5 and i try to stop but i get this sensation and i just g2 do it i cant stop now
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im a 19 year old male, and i have never had a wet dream
however i have had many dreams where i was fucking a girl. i almost always have a boner all night long, every night. most mornings i awake holding or rubbing my dick with my hand.
i never wake up and masterbate, b/c for some reason i dont feel the urge even though i am very horny all night until i wake up in the morning.
i love cuddling with girls also. this isnt the reason i have erections, those occur either way, but i love having a girl to cuddle with while i am sleeping.
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I don't have the dreams and all BUT I love having a girl cuddle with. ALL THE TIME
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I'm getting turned on now ;)
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Hump me
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@: Sam2000
Boy or girl?
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This is totally messed up because today i walked into my room and my gf was humping my german shepard.
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um thats um disturbing
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ikr??
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yeahbuddy
f--- her then me
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If I keep reading stories like this I'm gonna pee my pants. ROFLMFAO
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BHAHAHAAH!!! This is the funniest stuff ever!
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im a girl i enjoy the corner of the mattress on occasion.
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hi i know girl hump pillow but how many girl practise it. i do bed humping from the age 7. i put my palm below my penish and lay on belly and hump the bed and run my penish on bed and thigh
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I always hump my pillow & I love it! (im a girl)
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i have never seen this can you show me on skype
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@: YGOD23
R u a boy or girl
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@: YGOD23
I'LL show you,if you show me. Skype: lilmeowi I might have to delete you once in a while when my mom checks though,but I'd add you back.
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Breathlessly
Wanna show me on skype? Im 15 year old girl. Add me, mariya.bleh
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Add me im a boy your age
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ik me too it feels good for a sec and the matress is in the middle of my legs (dont wanna talk dirty) and like when i make my bed that part is always messed cause i keep dong it
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When i get horny i hump chairs all beds stools
benches anything that feels good. Once i almost got caught
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blackjesus
please, no perverts, im still young
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I wanna talk dirty:)
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hmu I wanna (;
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whats your skype lets do it
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@: YGOD23
I wanna ;) Skype: lilmeowi
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I love humping things and I'm a girl it fells so good
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can you show me my skype is ygod23
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Ive done this since 2 nd grade... I thought i was the only 1... Now i look a porn, or imagine i am f**king a close friend that is a girl
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Ima girl and I look up porn and imagine its me
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Dh2016
Hey. Would u mind me humping u n cumming all over u??
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Wow I can't believe im the only one, like i seriously love humping everything! it feels sooo good, and the bathtub faucet is definitely a yes, like ahh just sitting there and moving around and then you start to tense up..let me stop myself, Im getting horny:P
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The bathtub faucet definitely is the one that makes me dieeeeeee!!!!
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Lol u made me horny reading that
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@: tasheny
Same here ;P
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LMAO @ these posts.

That's just pretty but I won't lie: I have humped pillows. It's a nice way to relieve yourself when sex is not available at the moment. It was the only way I've ever masturbated since doing it the old-fashioned way bored me.
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I do this too, except I reeealllly want to stop, cuz i think its a bit sick.
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My friend used to do that and he retrained himself to do it with his hand... 'cuz it took a long time for him to climax using the bed and it was rough on his d***. So he switched techniques. He also thought it was makin' his d*** little maybe cuz of the pressure.
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i hump my pillow. i lie on top of it and push my pecker under it and hump it. very normal, dont worry
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Breathlessly
Wanna show me on skype? I really wanna see. Im 15 and a girl. Mariya.bleh add me
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corner of matress bruderr, :)
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I'm humping the bed right now..
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I do this, I find it feel so good! I use a stuff toy. I put it between my legs and I push the toy in with my hands it feels good. At least I'm not the only one that does this. :)
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Breathlessly
Wanna show me on skype? I really wanna see. Im 15 and a girl we can do it together Mariya.bleh add me
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lololol that is hilarious

but i think it's normal
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@: spyderr
Dude I hump my pillow when no1's around.
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yes it feels good to fuck your pillow it's Soo good I'm doing it right now
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@: Beastzz
hmu;)
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Wow, like everyone else, i thought i was the only one! I love to roll up a blanket or clothes and tighten my legs around it by locking my ankles. It starts to hurt my legs after a while, but it feels so good otherwise i cant stop! Im a 21 year old girl and ive done this since i was litteraly like 4 years old! Crazy
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Yeah im exactly like u in this im 16 though but still id o it alot and it hurts but in my private it feels like a great sensatin
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countrygirl89
same here! ive done it since i was 7 and im so glad i aint the only one!
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You hump your bed, and I hump my female husky. It is what it is. The world keeps on spinnin'
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you could try wrapping some sheets around your pecker.
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Yo man i thought normal was a dryer setting not a person,:). Look its not wrong to do that its actually a little fun, do what floats your boat. Or tickles your pickle lol, i actually get aroused by stories instead of videos so...yeah, random people are the best. Love you all happy pleasures :)
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FAB12UCB
I hump the bed quite a lot. I'ma guy. It feels good.
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Breathlessly
Wanna show me on skype? I really wanna see. Im 15 and a girl. Mariya.bleh add me
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im 14 i hump my bed all the time when even when ppl are home i close the door take my cloths off then i wank for a bit then jump on the bed and start humping i find time for it when i go to bed i stay up for an extra 1 hour humping and holding my cum in so i can make a massive blast of cum all over my bed its funn coz i lick it up and sometimes i get hair jell and finger my ass its pain less and safe :P
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hmu(;
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U have an email?;)
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Breathlessly
Wanna show me on skype? I really wanna see. Im 15 and a girl. Mariya.bleh add me
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Hmu on skype frankg397
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You just got me turned on.. ;)
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TheKokugan
try humping a girl ? i mean that is my best solution
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Did this yesterday after I got home from work. Holy frig felt good. First time I got off in like 3-4 months. Been busy, tired, and stressed. So it was well deserved!!
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I do this too, and I'm a girl. It feels so good. Unfourtuanetly, the feeling only lasts for about 5 minutes, and then it starts to hurt...
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Momothezombie
I Thought i was the only one! I started at a young age i used to hump the arm rest of sofa's and now i ball up a blanket or towel and start to hump, Usually i orgasm. c:
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countrygirl89
me to i have an orgasm everytime and i cant stop! even when my family was hme i would use blankets i almost got caught once scariest moment ever!
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hey if yall name something i would have around the house that u want me to try humpimg name it and i'll do it!
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I've thought of a few things. Humping the side of a door, back of your couch, hand railing, 2x4 wood, soccerball. I doubt you'll hump all these things.
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i hump my bedroom door. just put my arms on the doorknobs or hold onto them... feels awesome
(im an 18 year old girl)
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Breathlessly
Wanna show me on skype? I really wanna see. Im 15 and a girl we can do it together Mariya.bleh add me
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I can sho u
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i just want to stop and masturbate normally? how!?
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Im a guy 24 years old and I do it too! Nice to know Im not the only one because I thought I was for awhile lol! Been humping my mattress and pillow for several years now and it feels awesome!
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@: LOLYPOP
No
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this is actually the way i learned to masturbate. before i ever used my hands i would hump my mattress
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horny56iam
hey, i do it alot to but tried to stop but its toooo nice, wat do u guys do once you have cummed on the bed, and do u all feel like guilty afterwards?
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i also go in the shower and use the bath water and go under it and put my virgina under the water it feels good but im afriad im going be pregnat ..
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BHAHAHAHA!! WHAT!?!?! It's only water!! H20!! HYDROGEN AND OXYGEN!
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I hump stuffed toys. Yknow the really big ones you can win at fairs and stuff. I keep some in my wardrobe and there covered in dry cum. Weirdly some of the cum is from my dog cos he came into my room one time when i was just about to get humping and he grabbed the stuffed dog and started humping its. I was really turned on by this and this is sort of when i started to be a zoophile. I geabbed his dick just behind his knot and wanked it until he jizzed. He completley drenched the toy (and my carpet for that matter) in hot putrid cum. It took me weeks to clean it all up.
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Carrot14
Can I see your dog?
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lexi10211
ummm that is actually normal i do the same thing
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Do you pretend like your taking a bath when you do it?
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Yeah so my parents dnt hear me
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horny56iam
yes i do
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sometimes when im sleeping when i begin to float up towards my ceiling is when i get really hard like theres a gorgeous woman there

then i just cant resist the urge to hump my ceiling verrrry hard and fast and in my half dream it even sounds like skin slapping against skin but really i know im just humping my ceiling

im not sure but at some point after a while i just fall back asleep then i wake up and im back in my bed again and everything is normal
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get a toy and fuck your self it will stop you
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did you meet her at sleepys?
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lalala7
and i am a girl
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lexi10211
@: lalala7
OMFG IM NOT THE ONLY ONE I HUMP MY PILLOWS EVERY NIGHT AND THEN I HUMP MY DOG AND THEN IT HUMPS ME BACK KINDA WEIRD BUT THEN IT LICKS MY BOOBS AND I LUV SQUISHING THEM OH! THEN I HUMP MY DOG AGAIN THEN MY PILLOW THEN GROAN REALLY LOADLY I SAY "OH YEA BABY"! AND I GET NAKED AND I WANNA HUMP A REAL BOY SO ONE DAY I CALLED THIS SUPER HOT GUY AND IM LIKE LETS GO ON MY ROOM I PULL MY CLOTHES OFF AND START HUMPING HIM AND HE LIKE MY BOOBS BUT THEN I REAIZED DOING IT WITH MY DOG WAS BETTER GO ON IMAGES TYPE IN SEXY GIRL WITH BIG BOOBS AND IM THE 23 ONE OH WAIT ONE SEC...........OH YEA I JUST NEEDED TO HUMP MY DOG AND MY PILLOW IT IS SO RELAXING YEA BABY!
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you sound Sexy! you can hump me
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@: smorz
Don't leave me out!;)
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omg i hump my hand and pillows i ball my pillow on the edge of my dresser and than i put a broom in my pussy from b hind than i hump my pillow
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Hot:)
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thanks i like it cuz i can feel the skinny broom go deep inside me than i push out and my pussy gets warm i raise my legs and push in w the broom than i feel my pussy go squish and put my legs down and do it again
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ummmm....
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I lock myself in my bathroom nd use my pair of drum sticks to play with my pussy nd then i hump the counter realy hard im turned on jus tlkim about it
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I almost fainted when i hump
vinyl inflatable raft in my bed when I finished
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ive humpped for as long as i can remember im 23 and a guy. and the first time i humped a girl it was the most amazing feeling ever. if a girl lets you hump her butt its the most amazing close feeling ever!
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@: peg248
I love humping a girls butt and cumming on her panties :D
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@: peg248
Last month I was with my best friend and she was laying on her stomach on the bed she was wearing cute little jean shorts and a pink shirt tied behind her back so I could see some skin. I got so horny and get on top of her and started humping her butt! Best feeling ever later on we made out in the car and she sat on me and pressed her butt against me. I think she liked it. God it was so hot
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alexglife@yahoo
I use to hump couches, pillows, blankets, anything soft really. I wish i knew how to masturbate better because those years really desensitized my dick for a while. If your not having lubricated and penetration styled masturbation, then getting off this way will probably screw up your sex life. i know it feels good, so im not saying dont ever do it again but if you can find alternatives or at least minimize it, it will do a great favor for you. By the way, any girls around atlanta want a hump partner? Im athletic and im 16
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Breathlessly
Wanna show me on skype? I really wanna see. Im 15 and a girl. Mariya.bleh add me
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Man it feels so good to be not alone :)
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I do that too... but i also go one step further.. I have my best friend sleep over and we rub each others va-jay-jays... it is so fun! i am not a lesbian but it feels sooooo good when you have another person of your gender touching you cuz they know how to do it right!
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I'm 18 female from England and I love humping my pillow it feels so good I get so rough with it as well
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Dh2016
My names Daniel n I live in southern california in the USA. I love to humphe wanna message me on here please?
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I'm from England. Skype me sbloom16
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Though I hump my blanket rather than the bed itself...
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You're a vampire? that's hot ;)
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cuzzo820
LOL i hump pillos but not beds so its normal!
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dont worry i rub my meat against the bed it feels so goood especially when the milk coming out i stop after the milk comes out lol
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hi;)
well 4 cabinet 70 thats not a bed... thats a death trap
just sayin
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I need a humping buddie help?
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Sorry I don't think anyone on here lives close enough to meet up and hump.
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You know wats better hump a hot dog with alot of mustard in it
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I do this almost everyday since i get bored with old classic way of jerking off . if i can't sleep i do it and then when i woke up i do it again .done this everyday for almost 5 years now . now im a 21 year old boy . i feel worried about it until i googled about it and i found this . LMFAO
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I think it's pretty normal, since I do it myself. I hump my pillow almost every night, though my husband really gets off especially when I lay flat on my stomach and have sex with our bed. Rubbing off against the mattress usually doesn't feel nearly as good as riding my pillow, but it does feel good. Just thought you'd like a female perspective.
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Rubbing and humping against things is the best for me. I've humped my bed, the corner of the mattress, the corner of chairs and tables and I love humping hard corners with soft covers, like a cushion or so.I started doing that at about three, with a kids chair I used to have. I did it many times a day, and still do. I have to hump sth first thing in the morning, after lunch, in the afternoon and if possible, at night. It takes me about half a minute to cum, unless I stop myself repeatedly. Now I hump my chair while reading the stories.
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Breathlessly
Wanna show me on skype? I really wanna see. Im 15 and a girl. Mariya.bleh add me
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i often rub against a pillow,but i think personally watching classic porn and some lube love to just stroke the old fashion way.
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flikr
no
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11INCH
I HUMP MY BED EVERY NIGHT AND MY PILLOW. A GOOD ONE IS IF YOU HAVE LEATHER PILLOWS THE WAY IS IF YOU HAVE TWO LEATHER PILLOWS IN A PILLOW CASE THE SIDE YOU PUT THE PILLOWS IN, LEAVE THAT HOLE OPEN AND PUT YOUR PENIS IN-BETWEEN THE PILLOWS AND START RUBBING YOUR PENIS IN AND OUT AND EVENTUALLY YOUR LOAD WILL COME OUT ALL OVER THE LEATHERS,REMEMBER WASH WEEKLY OTHERWISE THE SMELL OF SPUNK AFTER 3 DAYS IS QUITE BAD BUT I LOVE IT THAT'S WHY I WASH WEEKLY
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Yeah I like humping dogs to is that normal
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I'd say no because they are hairy and shed. A dog licking you is more normal since there tongue is more like a humans
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yea masturbating dont feel so good rubbing against bed is awsome
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Yeah, but I never came.
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I am a male and I constantly hump my pillow almost every night and when my parents aren't home I'll look up some porn and then hump whatever I want to hump then I go take a shower. And now Ik people do the same as me.
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I would strongly caution against this. I recently met a 50 year old man who has masturbate in this fashion since young and as a result he can NOT climax when with a woman. He has been like this for at least 15 years (maybe more he won't admit how long). Apparently the friction from the female genitalia/mouth is too soft so it does not mimic the feeling of the bed. He told me of an experience where he went to have testing at a fertility clinic with his wife and he had to hump the floor in the "porn room" in order to fill the cup. How NASTY!!! Can you imagine this for the rest of your life??? Can you imagine being married to your wife and having to watch her as you hump the bed to have an orgasm for the rest of your life??? I would STRONGLY urge you to retrain yourself to climax using the standard masturbation technic with the hand.
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seexxyy
NO!!!!
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how does a girl hump a bed girls have vaginas not guys parts
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i do this too but im kind of nervous because i think it will stop your penis from growing?will it?
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No it will not. Ive done it for years and it hasnt stopped mine lol :)
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but i havnt gone through puberty ?
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It doesn't matter it wont stop it from growing trust me you'll be fine :)
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Once in my room was an inflatable seal. I brought him out of the pool and forgot in the room. At night, I decided to try to sit on it without panties. I took the inflatable seal and put it on the bed, climbed on him and rubbed cock on his back. I immediately came. Much nicer than the usual bed as before.
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I'm 19 and when I was 9 I humped the floor with trousers on. I put a bit of tissue and looked at the sperm lol!
I was young and curious.
I've got a GF but I feel like a addict lol.
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i do it too im 13 and my penis hasnt grown and im getting kind worrried sombody help me does it effect the growth of your penis !?!?!
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Nothing you do will affect the growth of your penis. It will grow to whatever length and girth your DNA provides. Remember, a full-grown adult penis can be of almost any size and still fully functional. The "average" of all grown-up penises is about 5" long and 4.5" around, so some are around that size, some are smaller, and some are larger.
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Glad I not the only one thought for a wile that something was wrong good to know I'm not. I hump mt pillo it has a silk cover I like it :-D
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im so glad its normal i use my hand , iv just never tried humpin the bed
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i also make my twiwawa like it it feels good
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ugottanked
AHAHAHA i know someone who does the same thing...he humos his bed...doesent clean his sheets...you sound exactly like him
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In a way, it's more "normal" than using your hand while lying on your back or standing up. The "humping" motion approximates vaginal intercourse. I rarely do it these days, but my favorite version is moving my penis against the sheets of the bed with my penis pointing DOWN between my legs. It's a slower build-up to orgasm and a very pleasant release at the end. I've also done the multiple-pillows thing, so there's a space under you to hump into (it's kind of hard to hump if your own belly is pressing you against the bed, at least for me it is... I'm circumcized). I put a towel under me (or insert my penis into a sock) so I don't stain the bedsheets!
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Breathlessly
Wanna show me on skype? I really wanna see. Im 15 and a girl. Mariya.bleh add me
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im 11 and i been searching on google free hardcore porn free to watch and i saw a free website called FREEVIEWMOVIES and i loved it yesterday i went on it and i got horny and took my pillows and started humping it can i get pregnat ? if i already got my period ?? i wanna know if i could get pregnat so i could stop but i cant it feels amazing and i thought i was crazy :)
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Breathlessly
Wanna show me on skype? I really wanna see. Im 15 and a girl so we could do it together Mariya.bleh add me
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countrygirl89
no you cant get pregnant you need sperm to get pregnant im 13 and do the same thing dont worry bout it ur not crazy and i kno like 5 oyher girls tht do it ...anyone wanna chat age group from 13-16? :}
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Dustyfrab123
any one wanna talk dirty in the agengroup of 9-14
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truth be told i humped my bed and i did it so much that my bed broke when i just sat down on it lol my parents didn't know what happened to it so they just gave me my brothers old bed i hate this bed the bed is so hard its ridiculous oh well i guess ill have to make do with it
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I do this all the time!! (;
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I think it is normal i am a male 11 and i still do it and sometimes i have sex with my 7 year old girlfriend,
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i really thought i was the only one too (im a boy btw) any ways its very normal ik some one that does it and has a vagina pillow and hes 12 yrs old.
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Breathlessly
Wanna show me on skype? I really wanna see. Im 15 and a girl. Mariya.bleh add me
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can show u
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At least you aren't raping your toys, but this is still odd.
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I believe it is just a Spoonerism!

It's not that you humped your bed - you bumped your head!
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Mulan
Holy shit, I seriously thought I was the only person that did this. I'm a girl and I've been humping since I was about 7 and I first started with my couch and moved on to my remote controller I could never tell anyone about that but I was always just a horny child. I don't know but I still do it to this day and I fucking have the urge to do it every night before I go to bed about 10 times
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I'm a woman, so I have yet to see how the bed would do much for me...except support me as I make passionate love to my body pillow. :D
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i used to do this is a kid, then i began masturbating normally.I still do it sometimes and i burry my face in my pillow, thinking it's a pair of titts.
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i think that posting pictures are good for this site.
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Dh2016
R u a guy or girl??
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Hi I'm a girl and I love it, I do it till I cum to, I sometimes even use my pillow it feels so good
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Im so glad I'm not alone
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Damn this post just got my dick throbbing!
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I thought I was the only one before I saw this!I hump my pillow or bed almost everynight,and I need a humping buddy,(Imma girl,will reveal my age later)
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How dare you enjoy raping your poor defenceless bed and then even have the gull to be openly proud about it!
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So I'm having a hard time telling if people are joking about this or are actually serious. I can't get off from someone sucking my d*** or jacking off. Only sex or humping. I've been doing this a long time. I seriously think something is wrong with me and I'm not sure if people on her really do it or are just being mean. I'm a guy. Do other guys and girls really do this?? Please help. I wanna be normal...
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same e.e I HONESTLY THOUGHT I WAS WEIRD and sometimes i even felt a bit guilty after doing it. btw I'm a girl and if you people commenting are al boys I'm gonna feel really embarrassed but hopefully not
anyways, IF YOURE A GIRL or if ur a boy idk i don't have a dick so i don't know :)..
if you have a chair with an arm on it (not a metallic or wooden arm a cushion arm) don't put your legs around it but kind of lean on one side of the chair (naked) and kind of just go up and down with your feet up and push your arms on the chair while u do this its kind of like push ups but humping with your feet off the ground. but it feels like nothing at first but u gotta keep doin it for a few seconds and then it hits you and feels really good. if you want the full sensation like bondage stick tape on your mouth XDDD or um u can kinda lean while u do it like real low and have a pillow there and kiss dat pillow LIKE UVE NEVER KISSED BEFORE! and i felt very awkward writing this ;w; but my advice should help! btw it might be addictive.. just warning you..
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Younganime
Ugh so weird I just posted it
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I have always masturbated with leather and vinyl. I find simple things to be most arousing--like the cushion of a wrinkled leather chair cushion. I am 47, and the sex has always been great this way. When I was little, sitting on leather or vinyl upholstery and seeing the wrinkles that appear in it made me hard. I got my first orgasm and ejaculation this way, by humping a leather cushion and have been doing it this way ever since. My bed is entirely covered in leather, which is actually very comfortable, and it offers a great way yo get off with simple wipe clean ability. Wrapping leather around a pillow is also awesome! I still get hard if I sit on wrinkled leather, and am now in a wheelchair because of paralysis, but my chair is also leather. Try putting a piece of soft vinyl or leather on the bed and humping that--it's far better than the fabric, and easy to clean up! You are normal. enjoy it!
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Yea I do it all
The time I was masturbating one night and my stuffed bunny made its way under me ohhh I came so much I love it
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I absolutely love humping...looking for a woman who enjoys same, no intercourse whatsoever, just beautiful,blissfull humping to your hearts content.
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I been trying to stop for so long . But I just keep on doing it
It really bad nd gives u bad thoughts so ya all should stop
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....Even I think that's odd....
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Using your hand is crap.humping feels way better.Better than actual sex even!
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@: Dan006
I can use either.
Just when I'm "annoyed" humping the floor or pillow works lol.
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@: Dan006
I am in my early 60's. I dont have a relationship at the moment but all my life, I have been humpng the mattress since I can remember when I was little.
I put a nice clean starched sheet under me so it will feel real smooth against my penis. when I ejaculate, the semen goes on the sheet and not on the bedsheet itself. I am also like wearing a certain style of womens rubber boots that were made in the 1950's when I do masterbate and they turned me on when I was growing up. I am able to have a couple of pair to use when I do masterbate like this. It hasnt caused any health problems so far.
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Dude, don't know what to tell you. I've never been into humping inanimate objects or anything other than a human for that matter, lmao. Unless of course you are using a sex toy, that's different. I'm not really sure how normal it is, but it just sounds to me like you need to find yourself a girl mate.
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