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Sometimes I use a carrot to masturbate. I'm sixteen and I can't get hold of a dildo, so what am I supposed to do? Is it normal to use objects while pleasuring myself?
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If you're going to use vegetables, put plastic wrap (or better yet, a condom if you can get hold of one) over it first. Better yet, get a dildo. There's more and more sex shops that cater mainly to ladies that don't have a creepy, perverted feel to them. As far as I know, most of these places don't have any rules about selling sex toys to minors. Hopefully you don't live in the bible belt.

If you ask me, they should promote sex toys to teenage girls. No need to go through the disappointment of sex with teenage boys, she gets satisfied and sexually independent, and no babies or nasty diseases!
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METHOSjr.
I use the smoothe handle of the ice cream scoop. hehehe And my wife eats lotsa ice cream. hehehheheheeee.
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How do you use an ice cream scoop to get off??
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METHOSjr.
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I use it in the areas where the sunshine is not allowed. Also my wife is a Mormon.
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WHATTT
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do you eat them afterwards?
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I would trade places with that carrot anyday.
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poor, poor carrot
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I am often in this situation you see my husbands job means he is away 3 months at a time so the kitchen is my oyster you mite say carrots, Zucinis are good and I like to be piky at the supermarket when choosing I also make sure to get ones that will give me pleasure. One day I will go and get some sex toys but right now but right now I am satisfied with my kitchen
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Anonymous
It IS hard to get a hold of a dildo when you're a teenager. Well, I suppose it isn't if you're in the right circles but I'm not. Hairbrush handles are excellent. But yes yes yes to condoms or something covering them. Perhaps latex gloves? I know there's a convenient stash of them in my bathroom.
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I can't buy anytime of sex toy either so i know your "pain". But I have substitues by using markers, hairbrush handles, and my fingers. And for clitoral stimulation I use a back massager. If you want more go and find them on the internet.
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Anonymous
You know I felt the same way until recently when I found a good website that sells adult toys. If you can get hold of a debit card you could buy online, 99%% of the sites will send your goods out very discreetly.
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I wouldn't think about what your brother does with the pies if I were you.
Have you considered having an orgy with the whole salad? I don't think I'll ever look at Thousand Island dressing the same way again. I hope you're not a necro (using it after the tip's been chopped off) or a pedo (two words: baby carrot.)
Use protection too. Don't forget, you're sleeping with everyone that vegetable has ever slept with.
Peace.
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Dildos should be passed out in schools, to boys and girls. That way the religious right will all have heart attacks and be gone forever!
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I love using a carrot and it tastes great after your done dont use a condom use a few carrots and try some broccolii or cauliflour too the taste is beautifull try cooking them after and serve with some chicken.
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Anonymous
Pie, She's 16, It isn't easy to get hold of one!
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METHOSjr.
Use stuff out of the kitchen..that way you don't have to worry about hiding it..you just put it back in the drawer.
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I'm of the opinion if you enjoy stuff who cares how normal it is, it's all relative. Quick tip though, those carrots may have pesticides and god knows what else on them, if you can't find anything better put a condom on those carrots (if you can't be good then be safe)
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Warsh the carrots furst!
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u can buy one at the mall in spencers for like $20
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STOP STIFFING CARROTS UP YOUR ASS YOU FAGGOT
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