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Cat issues
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Is it normal to name a stray cat Mr. Salamander and talk about bringing him to my dungeon, slaying him, and using his fur for nipple covers?
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (23)
I think everybody goes through that phase, don't worry.
Not really.
Everyone has their own version of Normality. This is something I'm sure everyone will at least somepoint think about doing, even if they don't do it themselves.
HAHAHHAA
OMG!
You're like reading my mindddd!

That's what I have dreams about.
Whoa! I have never heard of ANYTHING like that in my life! Whoa!
I have a colleague whom I could refer you to who is a specialist in the field of psychaitry. It appears to me that you are suffering from physcotic thoughts let me know if you want his contact details.

Sincerely Dr.Learnerd I. Rachel
Nope that is great.
No comment.
I can't say i think it is particularly normal-but then what can i say, seeing that i often have similar thoughts...without the 'fur as nipple covers' part-but i will say that i thought that your "is this normal" question is absolutely hilarious!
P.S. don't worry...you are still a lot more normal than my sister!
Naming a stray cat...normal
Naming a stray cat Mr. Salamander... probbly not normal
Wanting to do harm to said stray cat. very Not normal
Wanting to use its fur for sex fetish, Not Normal!
is this a joke?
Very strange, but I like the originality! Keep up the good work!
I'm hoping that you are just trying to get a rise out of people, but if you are seriously talking about animal abuse, there are many that we can call on to put your butt in a padded room. LEAVE THE CAT ALONE.
you left a comment .... and wtf? nipple covers? rofl.
i fucking hate my cat. shes a douchebag and pees on my bed and shits in my closet. you can skin and wear her as a garment any day. just ask.
You are a beautiful person, pirsue these wild dreams
if your a girl thats hot..
Lol no it is not normal yet this seems like a joke.
nipple covers? thats some funny stuff
wow...and it thought i had wierd thoughts...
YOU HAVE A DUNGEON?! NOT FAR, I WANT ONE!
I fail, i meant fair.