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My cat is really cute and is 4 and 1/2 and he is lamost always calm. Only, when he does something naughty I'm afraid to tap him on the nose becuase I'm afraid he'll hate me or bite me. Sometimes he sleeps in my room and I want him out so I can dance. Only I fell bad when I send him out. What should I do to overcome my fear?
Do you think it's normal?
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METHOSjr. (83)
2006-08-05 12:17:50
Recycle him at your local Chinese restaurant.
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cabinet69 (3089)
2006-08-06 06:11:10
Cats are fucking useless they cant gaurd you house bring in the paper or root your leg.Why does it have to leave the room when your dancing anyway and having pets in your bed is unhygenic and disgusting
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tsarinaamanda (3462)
2006-08-29 02:25:31
Cats are annoying. They don't give a crap about you, they aren't loving or affectionate, so they are a big waste of time, IMHO. Go get a real pet, a DOG, preferably a BOXER, you will never regret it...believe me, you will not miss that lame assed cat once you get a fun pet that actually LOVES you!
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NixIsia (3547)
2006-09-03 05:35:07
Cats are there for your food.
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CrazyMoFo (1953)
2006-09-03 23:15:19
Since u like to dance i'm going to assume ur a girl, so i will say, be nice to ur cat and give him a blowjob, if u happen to be a guy, then ur simply a tap dancing fairy, and i will say fuck ur cat in the ass.
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babyangel2580 (1623)
2006-09-10 00:50:36
u guys are all dicks. cats aren't worthless, but all of you are. i have 4 cats and a huskey, and they're all great. don't listen to these other ppl, and to get over your fear.. yea cats usually don't "hate you" for tapping them on the nose for doing something wrong, they might ignore you for a while, but trust me, they'll get over it, and as for dance.. why can't your cat be in the room, it's not like it's going to tell people how good or bad you are at it
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CrazyMoFo (1953)
2006-09-10 05:08:23
Oh please, give me a f*cking break, Babyangel probably f*cks the shit out of her cats and dogs. So please go choke on dog d*ck, b*tch.
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babyangel2580 (1623)
2006-09-10 18:26:34
u ass hole. stfu. i love my animals, your life is pointless go get ur homo wife pregnat u fucker
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CrazyMoFo (1953)
2006-09-11 03:25:35
Awwhhh, did I hit a nerve Babyangel ?
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babyangel2580 (1623)
2006-09-11 15:10:03
not really, u just don't like you right now.
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CrazyMoFo (1953)
2006-09-11 15:47:38
Well I'll let u make it up to me, like I sed in another post, u can be my master any day of the week hun, but, I first have to get permission from Cabinet, ok ?
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babyangel2580 (1623)
2006-09-11 19:37:31
sorry hun, i think im too good for you :D better luck next time...

PS you dont know what i look like a dur.. too bad it seems like you're missing out
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cabinet69 (3089)
2006-09-11 19:41:04
LOL LOL LOL
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donkeyspuzz (3277)
2006-09-11 20:38:09
Dogs and bitches aren't worth shit. Pussy is fantastic. Any pussy that belongs to an angel is a God send. I'd fuck that.
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babyangel2580 (1623)
2006-09-11 20:59:42
o goodness...

you people are quite interesting

i seriously don't understand why you would say all that, when you don't even know what i look like at all
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cabinet69 (3089)
2006-09-11 21:03:59
Because your post are intriging and the name Babyangel is arousing in itself
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babyangel2580 (1623)
2006-09-11 21:04:53
well isn't that just... interesting
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CrazyMoFo (1953)
2006-09-12 23:57:10
It's so . . . HOT !
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CrazyMoFo (1953)
2006-09-15 04:03:34
Hey here's an idea, Cabinet and I can double stuff Babyangel, and wen we're finished with her we can move on to do Barbco. :D
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cabinet69 (3089)
2006-09-15 05:10:33
Whose gonna do Barbcos daughter shell feel left out.
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babyangel2580 (1623)
2006-09-15 15:44:25
no one gets to touch this, so yea
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CrazyMoFo (1953)
2006-09-16 00:38:15
why not babyangel, we'll be gentle, I promise ;)
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cabinet69 (3089)
2006-09-16 04:39:26
Spek for yourself^^^^^^^^
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Epic_Fail_Guy1010010101001010 (4516)
2006-11-27 20:51:16
KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING FURFAG.
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chubbyninja (4730)
2006-12-18 01:23:32
BURN THE LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER, cats are dead useless, if it will get pissed off with you and maybe hate you that is no pet, mine as well call it your master, don't let a DAMN cat control you, destroy his ass.
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absolutezero (5199)
2007-01-09 17:12:34
cats are so easy to hate as humans it'll stay with the people that feed it
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dragoon188 (5130)
2007-01-18 07:07:37
Yea, When I was 8 I found a stray outsidce, and accidentally kicked him in the head (he was behind me I was turning around) and he flinched, but didnt run off, so I went insdide got him food and he had been my cat for another 5 years! Sadly he got a bladdar infection and my dad put him to sleep..


Cats wont hate you unless you do it often and randomly
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bouncexmysoul (3948)
2007-02-28 21:39:55
Spend more quailty kitty time with your cat when you really want to. When the cat does something bad, playfully say something like "no, no kitty."
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elephantitis (6802)
2007-03-26 23:17:31
I love my cat, and she catches mice. It's gross but useful.
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ultramel (6409)
2007-03-27 06:34:46
cats are the devil's spawn. so are vegetables
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Kiimy-ox (6838)
2007-03-28 07:54:57
Ok.. shut up evreyone thats saying cats are worthless ect.. because i have two and there the most adorable things in the world so are dogs but cats can cuddle up to you more and there more loving .. just because dogs do stupid sit and roll over tricks and cats are more intelligent not to dosent mean that there boring pets, they just know that there better to do things than the intelligence of a 2 year old, anyway.. your cat will not hurt you if you tap it on its nose but thats not the right thing to do they have a very sensitive nose and its not as strong as a dogs so you will have to maybe tap it on the side of its belly and if its really getting in the way of you dancing then just simply pick it up and place it outside your door and shut it .. cats wont hate you for this they understand and by the time your dancing is over it will be off adventuring somewere else.. hope i helped =]
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Kiimy-ox (6838)
2007-03-28 09:00:56
shut up! i can spell how i want to thanks and i can spell how i want im not here to use my punctuation but to show a point!
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dukepost (6726)
2007-03-29 04:14:07
Well said strangelad.
P.S. Cats suck ass. Just like muslims.
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strippedBare (7067)
2007-04-01 04:31:26
cats are the greatest
anyone who disagrees is going to get herpes
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Knock_It_off (6904)
2007-04-01 14:17:45
This kid is so cute. Cats are ok if you remove their anal glands so the can't spray all over your house. I personally don't want pets because I don't want to take care of anything.
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Omofi (7083)
2007-04-01 21:33:41
@: Knock_It_off
I LOVE MY KITTY ...hes precious ... and no matter what i do to him ..he always loves me
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DoonDoon (7460)
2007-04-12 11:22:58
Lets face facts. You are intimidated by your CAT. You need assertiveness training.
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MightOfTheMass (6096)
2007-04-17 04:38:23
Send your cat onto my garden, two minutes with my terrier and you will not have cat problems any longer.
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spamjavelin (7659)
2007-04-19 06:48:00
send your terrier to my garden...it'll be dead in less than 5 seconds....my lynx will tear it a new ars3 hole.
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deric (6714)
2007-04-19 15:18:16
Wow - This is the greatest group of comments. I thought I was alone in my mission to stamp cats off the face of the earth. They are only good for one thing, (as my dad said) another trip to the river.
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DoonDoon (7460)
2007-04-19 16:28:20
@: deric
too bad your dear old dad didnt feel that way about you. If he had we all wouldn't have had to read your comment
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