Caught Masturbating

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Everyone masturbates. I am sure he does the same thing

you left my imagination going... I've been caught hundreds of times, and I've always been able to look at the guy afterwards.. you must've been getting really dirty to be that ashamed... I'm thinking you must've be wearing crotchless panties while twisting one of your nipples... stroking with the other hand using chocolate? no! your own feces as lubrication! a large plastic candycane sticking out your anus and all the while screaming out lampchop's the song that doesn't end............. am I right?

that is nothing, just act as if absolutely nothing happend!! he does the same thing, 100% sure of it.
i was caught by my uncle once. i was taking a shower but forgot to lock the damn door. when i hear is the door already opened and the guy like @@!! but he closed almost at the same time. then i heard him telling someone, my dad my mom no idea. i just got out of the shower and continued as if nothing.
if your roommate says something, well, rememeber he does the same! unless guy with the previous comment is right!

Everyone does it. Don't be ashamed. Next time he might join in.

think this. at least it wasn't ur dad! im 14, girl. and my dad thinks it's cool to just walk in my room any time without knocking, yea and i was masturbating, luckily, i made up some dumb ass story that i don't even remember

ey good idea :)
sigh dunno wa kinda excuse i would have made :/
but jus' wondering do girls masturbate as much as guys do?

Babyangel that is not right your dad should knock first. I always knocked on my daughters door and waited till she said Enter or come in. What does your mother say about this? You should get a lock on your door.

To original poster a friend of mine was caught by his wife having a wank in the shed over a porn magazine. She started crying and said dont you love me anymore

baby, making up some story aint gonna save you from the embarassment of having been caught.

"i walhced right into my daughters room and there she was, goin at it like a pimped ho in soho.
I was just about to get all awkward just standing there when she said "i was just like, uh, doing exercises", and then the situation completely ceased to be awkward".

You know what... i dont think so.

yea babyangel thats not right. i would get a lock if hes not gonna respect your privacy

It's no biggy, I get caugth masterbating all the time in public places like the grocery store, the library, the food court in the Mall, wherever. who gives a sh*t if ur roommate catches u, next time ask him to give u a hand.

ewwwwww dont do it in public. thats disgusting!! fucking gross. i think im gonna start carrying hand sanitizer with me just by reading this.

thats the ultimate rush dont be ashamed.maybe you can do this together.who knows?

Dont worry, he probably does the exact same thing as you. If its areal problem get a new roomate or talk to him about it, it is 100% normal
Peace Out
Oracle

at least it wasnt ur mom :-)

I am a freshman in college and i was masturbating when my roomate was at class..he showed up 30 minutes early and caught me with me pulling my pants upm he knew what was up haha funny story i guess..is this that big of a deal or am i over worrying ?? lol