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Chewing meat
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When I eat steak, my father always comment about how big are the pieces of steak I put in my mouth and that I'm gonna choke.

But when I eat meat, I actually cut it in small pieces with my teeth before swallowing it. I told him this and he didn't seem to understand... Do people eat their pieces of steak just by chewing them and then swallow them whole?!?
Do you think it's normal?
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I'm the same - just eat it how you want - i find with mustard or peppercorn sauce is a firm favorite with me.
Sharks do. But without the chewing part.
Etiquette wise you should be cutting your steak into smaller pieces and putting only one piece into your mouth at a time, then chewing it thoroughly.

Anonymous
Once I put it in my mouth, I can't separate it and swallow the peices one at time. I definitly swollow it whole! You have a pretty flexible, limber mouth! However, I too think it's more polite to cut into peices first.
Anonymous
Never really thought about how I chew / swallow a piece of meat. I don't think I do (or even could) actually cut the meat with my teeth into individual pieces and then swallow like that; I think you are very talented if you could do that. For the most part, I cut the meat initially on the plate to a size I feel I can handle and then transfer it to my mouth and chew (but not to the point of cutting the meat into further pieces with my teeth)and then swallow.
I do the same thing. I love to savour the taste.
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Wow, this is quite interesting, I've never seen people talk about how they chew their meat. I never thought about it before. I don't think it's weird, just an interesting topic
im allergic to protien
Never had a steak before, so I wouldn.t know.
mmmm meat.. i eat mine still mooing so its very chewy hahah.. but i get what u mean by seperating.. icut it in small pieces on the plate if i can be bothered.. depends how lazy i am..
i dunno how u do it.. but if i have a bigger piece of keep the not so chewed part on one side of my mouth and the bit im eating on the other.. i dunno maybe im weird.. who knows..
Depends where your eating it...Posh restaurant-small piece then place in mouth....bbq/piss up...wolf it down. Dinner with the parents...just eat it how you like.
You're an idiot.
It's proper form to cut the meat up into small pieces so it doesn't slosh around your mouth like a prostitute passing town and people don't vomit looking at you tongue wrestle with chunks of a corpse.
Who gives a crap. Choke on it for all i care.
mayb ur dads imagineing u chokeing on a differnt type of meat. fuckin werido
I like chewing on small pieces of meat called the clit
You like to eat meat? (snigger)
i say bite into that bitch with a vengence. Tear that piece of meat apart and defy your father. if you choke to death who's going to really care, at least you had your glory, defying your father right in front of him.

sorry that was a dramatic moment. but seriously, i eat steak like you do all the time. I never choke donce!! Who cares what he thinks, just keep eting the same..