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when i wipe my butthole after a wet shit, it takes loads of paper to get it all, when i first wipe, it doesn't seem to soak up any of the poo, just kind of flatten and spread it around.

one time i was wiping real hard near the end of cleaning up and my fingers ripped through the tissue and went up my bum a bit. i smelled it and it smelled like cheesey crisps and i got curious and played with my pooey butthole.

now when i poo, when i'm nearly done wiping i like to finger my anus as i figure i'm there anyway, plus the little bits of poo give it natural lube and i like cheesy crisp smells.

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Comments (7)
itfalls (2335)
2006-06-08 19:00:05
You've ruined cheesey crisps for me forever. :( Not normal to me at all.
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ItIsntNormal (1877)
2006-06-10 15:27:21
What the fuck is a cheesey crisp? British or something?
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king (2333)
2006-06-11 06:52:31
@: ItIsntNormal
crisps that taste/smell of cheese i presume
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Sublime (2601)
2006-07-03 12:37:30
That's absolutely and perfectly normal. There is actually a whole culture devoted to it.

But only if you are British or Japanese.
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Anonymous
2006-07-04 08:46:32
@: Sublime
i heard there is another sub - culture of this culture you speak of. but instead of fingers up their own asses, they have their heads up there.

i believe this land is called..."The United States of America"?? Personally I don't believe it, I don't believe they have culture...(not including the indigenous peoples)
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Anonymous
2006-07-04 08:48:04
@: Anonymous
i bet someone from the US who reads this and decides to reply in an angry fashion, vents there anger at a/all cultures that are a) asian, b) middle - eastern c) non - christian
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mymunchkins (5639)
2007-04-26 22:42:43
@: Anonymous
We are all made equal, correct? That makes craniorectal inversion a commonality as well! Wow, brothers all are we. I feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Life is GOOD!
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