Basically, when i needed to sh*t i would get small chocolates and put them up my ass and leave them there for about ten minutes. Then i poop onto some toilet paper and lick the warm chocolate pieces out of the turd. Its really good. I dont eat the turd i put that in the toilet.
So yeh....thats true...and as far as i know thats not very normal. Thats why i did it, im always havin f**ked up ideas.