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I still find Chuck Norris facts funny but people keep saying Chuck Norris is old and he got his ass kicked by Seagal.
All my frends are now doing the "Segal facts" like the Seagal doesn't need to apply the grease Seagal IS THE GREASE!" I don't find them funny. Also I'm pretty sure that Segall wasn't in Grease.

Is it normal to think chuck norris facts are still funny?
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fearthegecko (2059)
2006-05-14 17:57:44
when someone posts a "seagal fact", remind them that:

a: he's 60 pounds overweight to be doing action movies.
b. Chuck Zito (of "Oz" and the Hells Angels) kicked his ass at Scores (the strip club) several years back.... like to the point that he was begging for his mommy.
and c. According to DMX, he's a goddamn racist. When they were working on "exit wounds", DMX said that seagal often referred to him as "boy", and would make the most offensive racist jokes around him, among other things.

Chuck Norris facts will ALWAYS be funny.

Steven Seagal is a pussy.
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Anonymous
2006-05-15 08:57:33
@: fearthegecko
Am howling, seagal made treat domx like a little biatch.haha
seagal rools.
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Bore_Guy (1732)
2006-05-15 22:17:21
Have you considered joining a bridge club? It's one friendly game.
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seventh_shot (1935)
2006-05-30 04:45:52
Neither of them are funny, and the "[name of actor] facts" fad is fucking over. Can we please let it die?
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.xox.mle (1365)
2006-10-23 20:12:12
Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Seagal is a mofo.
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Rory2424 (4424)
2006-11-25 15:03:08
I'm in the same battle with my friends now. They just don't think Chuck Norris facts are funny anymore. They will never get old. A couple of my favorites:

Chuck Norris once challenged a statue to a staring contest. Chuck remains undefeated.
Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection-there were no survivors.
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afid (601)
2006-12-10 04:55:54
You spelled Seagul/Seagull/Segul/Segull too many times for me to know what the fuck you're trying to say.
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afid (601)
2006-12-10 04:56:18
Oh Yeah. SEAGAL SEAGALL
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afid (601)
2006-12-10 04:56:37
and also Segall
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afid (601)
2006-12-10 04:56:54
and...segal
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fierydog (5079)
2007-01-05 09:45:47
god why does everyone like chuck norris... its annoying lol...
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slackjawedyokel (6678)
2007-03-24 17:50:10
norris and seagal are both old and both have made a ton of shitty stuff that is pretty much unwatchable.who the hell could sit through an hour of Texas ranger? Seagall and Norris are BOTH shitty actors and the whole area of sayings about either of them is boring .
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