coffee=poopie

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Sounds like Lactose Intolerance.

Caffeine contracts the intestines. Therefore poopy comes shooting out.

it is pretty normal as long as you don't eat it

ah dude i do the same thing after i have some starbucks, man that stuff goes right through me escpecially when i get more then 3 shots, wwwwwwwwwoooooo watch out. os yeah it's normal

for me it is laxative=poopie

smithee you should die

I think this is normal..after i eat your mom out

i usually have to get sucked off before i can do anything

and chicken

your a child molesting homo

My crap is like a pringle tube covered in petrol it slips right out.

bring it on Jesus! By the way its chicken?

It sounds pretty normal. I think theres a chance you could be lactose intolerant.

to me it sounds like you get the shits from it

^^ If only you name was Scooby-Poo!!!

yep coffee = poopee
It is a laxative. In many African nations it is used to cure constipation via the dreaded coffee enema. Incidentally those people find it repulsive that we drink it.

hi, i am a 14 year old teen girl and i do the exact same thing.. i am not intelligent but i do know that coffee contains caffine which ironicaly ['scuse my spelling] for some has a bit or laxative stuff [not scientific reference] in it and does.. make you & me crap alot

hope this helps

xx

Actually, caffeine can dehydrate you and cause your shit to back-up and get so large that you tear and even begin to bleed out your butt-hole. Don't strain yourself, you could have an anurism, just drink lots of apple juice or prune juice. Haven't you ever wondered why caffeinated drinks never satisfy your thirst? It's because it's drying out your turds and making you constipated. NO wonder it looked like an alien after going through your ass and no wonder you felt like you were giving birth, it usually takes a long time to push kids out too.

By the way, if it was a laxative, it would give you diarrhea, not a giant alien-looking turd. Some people are so retarded sometimes. That and I'm studying to be an EMT so it's my job to know this kinda sh*t (no pun intended).

I drink alot of coffee and all i do is pee and poo alot

Normal, caffeine does this until you are very accustomed to it. It is a fact, look it up instead of asking a bunch of assholes.

such as yourself

i dunno my body doesnt seem to react to different foods. i think its all bullshit people just exaggerate the effects of these things. i can load myself with 10 red bulls then go to sleep two minutes later and have no change in my shit patterns.

coffee totally = poop

cigarettes too :

oh fuck!

hahahhaha.

well that dosnt happen to me.

you= weak blatter.

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