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I was sat in the office one day and I got this urge for a fix so I went down to the vending machine for a coke and lime, everyone was staring at me as I walked back into the office and then I took a shit on my co-workers desk and booted his monitor through and pissed on it and then I stabbed him in the neck with all the shards of pissy shitty glass from the crt screen.

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Comments (4)
nwsamurai (1710)
2006-05-16 02:51:59
God no!

Those vending machines charge way too much for a can of coke, you could've brought one from home and saved 35 cents!

What the hell is the matter with you?
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Bore_Guy (1732)
2006-05-20 00:46:10
No. CRT screens are very difficult to break. They won't be breaking within an office space. Jerk.
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Consequence (3660)
2006-09-09 03:47:15
Your co-worker might have a crush on you if he sat and watched you take a crap on his desk. He was willing to let you smash his screen and stab him too. He was probably looking at you cause he was going to treat you to a free coke.

You're an oblivious bastard.
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fido00000000000000000000000001 (3645)
2006-09-09 03:53:52
Ya did everything correct except coke and lime is crap.
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