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Cokeman
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I can't stop drinking coke. Sometimes i'll spend about four days drinking only coke...
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vaver16 (2811)
2007-02-06 19:29:25
i drink Dr.Pepper alot...ALOT most my day thats all i drink, manly cause i have lots of it...
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santi (5734)
2007-02-06 19:31:06
always remember.. even metal rusts
and your stomach has no other genuine spare parts...if you can't switch to water
try pepsi
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jismcreme (3723)
2007-02-06 22:32:24
Ahhh the power of advertisement. I hate the bastards, they are really no better than McDonalds. Best way around this is drink more grog.
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HoTsHoTs_2 (5242)
2007-02-07 05:55:56
Try coke in the powder form. Alot more interesting
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jismcreme (3723)
2007-02-07 07:15:49
@: HoTsHoTs_2
Hey the monkey fuckers back! You to me are the lowest life form on this planet. I thought you were changing your ways Jigga? Cab and yourself made a truce yet you still comment to normal posts as a typical arsehole. I for one
still say FUCK OFF!
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jismcreme (3723)
2007-02-07 07:17:21
I must say, not this post but others i have seen after your so called truce.
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smithee (4389)
2007-02-07 19:39:48
christ coke is way fucking worse are you serious? Pepsi all the way, its way better tasting!
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ctman5 (5754)
2007-02-07 22:50:51
too much coke is bad. any carbonated drink is bad for u if you have too much of it
. it can give you cancer
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trouble666 (5288)
2007-02-08 00:38:54
lol dude im exactly the same! i fucking love coke, totally addicted to it and it gets me hypo hehe =)
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sobe682@fuckyou.com (5737)
2007-02-08 15:10:33
Coke rots your bone's drink pepsi or root beer or dr pepper or anything almost than coke lol
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Moonbeam (5922)
2007-02-16 14:06:57
I'm the same...it's an addiction..I wonder if there's a rehab centre for coca-cola addicts? ha!
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deathblade (5983)
2007-02-17 15:51:07
what ever i drin 24 cans a day man!
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deathblade (5983)
2007-02-17 15:51:23
it is gooooooooooooood
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deathblade (5983)
2007-02-17 15:53:44
coke rules
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Jordan_Ash (6263)
2007-03-01 15:45:48
VIVA PEPSI MOTHER FUCKERS!
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DrSham (5677)
2007-03-02 08:43:12
Instead of coke try another class A drug.
Heroine is a good starter or you may want to downgrade to cannabis.

Alternatively try masterbation.
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MightOfTheMass (6096)
2007-03-05 09:09:00
Chopping off your own head will heal the problem of supping too much coke, its as simple as that.
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Knock_It_off (6904)
2007-03-25 14:04:09
drink water.
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eldorado9 (7567)
2007-04-15 16:51:53
haha thunderbird wine for me--- im 14btw
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smithee (4389)
2007-04-27 16:13:47
fuck coke....Pepsi is a hell of a lot better!
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_the_masterer_ (6730)
2007-04-27 22:01:04
dude go with the energy drinks
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FlapTickler (8199)
2007-06-10 09:12:51
Lmao Coke is ALL i drink. Nothing else. Well saying that ill have an occasional coffe but i swallow around 3 litres of coke a day, every day!
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Havoc (9015)
2007-07-21 09:10:01
try smoking coke
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wayavas (9826)
2007-08-07 16:16:05
same happens to me with pepsi
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DoomFarmer (11054)
2007-10-10 02:54:06
Cocaine. Love it.
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im_cool (7001)
2008-08-19 23:53:25
cocaine and a frapachino...fucks me right up
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