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I always hate it when people say someone is "acting black" or "acting white." What does that mean really? How can someone act white or black?

So when someone says I'm acting black, are they really trying to say my behavior is simalar to that of the black crayola crayon? Because I'm not 3 inches long with a paper label suffocating my body and chaffing my skin. Or maybe they meant like a black marker. But I don't usually make squeaky sounds when whenever I'm gripped by a giant hand and forced to write words with the top of my head.

The color black is defined as an abscence of light, so does this mean you'll have to turn on a powerful flashlight with extra batteries whenever I enter a room?

So how can a person act white or black? How is their behavior defined by their color. Does this mean people with dyed hair have to be reffered to as acting Red, Green and Blue with Purple highlights?

So If I jumped into an industrial sized tank filled with Yellow ink, will I be reffered to as acting Asian?
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OMG this is gay this is the same as the "thats so gay rant" its all just stupid
youre a boofhead mate,
Has anyone ever told you your acting like a goose
You are gay, dont ever waste my time with something that pathetic again.
can i have the last 30 seconds of my life back?


please?
lame
i think someones acting a little magenta today
I've never heard anyone say those phrases.
Ive never seen an actual black or white person.

the closest I've seen is dark, dark brown and light light pink.

I personaly am red with redder spots.

asian people are kida yellowish brown, and indians and eskimos are dark reddish brown.

"Acting" like a color is like "Smelling" like a sound (thanks duran duran)
you have seen pink people... damn, where they at?
This is pretty pathetic. I see where you are going with this. But we didn't really need a long rant about it.

LAME